Chapter 281: Ah Shi's Confusion

"Uh-huh, this ...... Ahem, I see everyone is quite busy, so let's get busy first, that ...... I still have something to do, why don't I go to the cave and wait for you first, you can come out quickly after you are busy, the flowers have a reopening day, the mountains and rivers have met, no one is young, the green mountains are still there, and I am not afraid of no firewood...... That's it, you'll have a period later, so let's go first......"

Xie Yu stood on the shore of this deep and vast so-called "blue water cold pool", his expression was cold and solemn, shrunk at the back of the other people, and coldly watched the elf team being sprayed by the flames of the fire dragon dragon's breath and running away in all directions, although he had already expected this result, but after retracting the eagle eye, he still couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and kept shaking his feet and sighing and shaking his head, and glanced to the side from the corner of his eye, and found that Yawen and the old elf Erix and the two knights and others were just stunned and looked at the battlefield on the lake in a daze, with a panicked face. Anxious but unable to do anything.

However, these frightened looks naturally do not include the peerless good dogleg Shrek with big nerves, and the divine beast Luhua who looks like a proud little rooster.

In this tense moment when the audience was silent, Shrek can be called the busiest one among everyone.

His two soybean-sized eyes seemed to be insufficient at the moment, and he kept turning back and forth between Nicole beside him and the battlefield above the lake in the distance.

Every time he turned to his goddess Nicole, a pair of small yellow bean eyes had already narrowed into two short slits with a smile, and the big mouth of the earth covered the sky opened and closed slightly from time to time, as if comforting the goddess softly, and when the pair of soybean eyes turned to the distant lake battlefield, it seemed to instantly turn into an angry King Kong, the two small soybean eyes immediately swelled two or three times, staring at the blurred half-air battlefield in the distance, glaring angrily, as if blaming those sissies for fighting with the big lizard and frightened his goddess, and the mouth was even louder and loud and angry!

It's just that he often scolds less than a few words, but his ugly and bright head is busy turning to the goddess Nicole, obviously to continue to play his dog-legged nature and show his courtesy to the goddess, and when he sees the panic and worry on the goddess's beautiful face, as well as the strings of crystal tears that roll down from time to time, he seems to be angry from his heart again, and turns his rapidly purple head to anger at the distant lake battlefield, and continues to shout and curse......

As for Lu Hua, she woke up from the state of dozing off with her head all the time, squatting on the shoulders of the old elf in a big way, and the old god was watching the battle in the distance with relish, and occasionally "chirping" when he saw the highlights.

But Xie Yu couldn't help but glance at it twice, and found that on the little bird's face of this "divine beast" that was lazy and lazy, lustful and drunk, from beginning to end, there was no trace of panic and fear at all!

Although in Xie Yu's eyes, Lu Hua's self-confidence is a kind of blind confidence that does not know whether to live or die and has no basis, because he really can't figure out where Lu Hua's self-confidence comes from, but Xie Yu is already anxious at the moment, so he just rolled his eyes at Lu Hua with disdain, and he didn't have time to pay attention to it anymore.

Because, he found unbelievably that at this time, after seeing the defeat and loss of the elven clansmen, although their expressions were different, they ...... But it doesn't seem to show the slightest intention of running away!

After secretly scolding "dull" again, Xie Yu's eyes rolled a few times, and finally the desire to survive in his heart took over, and he decided that he couldn't stay here anymore and wait for death with these pedantic guys.

However, as soon as he ran a few steps, he heard two heavy footsteps behind him accompanied by an angry cow roar, and then, Xie Yu felt that his right shoulder sank, and he had been viciously pinched by a big hand like iron tongs.

Without looking back, hearing the heavy footsteps and loud cow roar, Xie Yu knew that it must be Shrek's rough-lined guy who was in the way of his own business again!

Sighing and turning his head to look, sure enough, Xie Yu found that Shrek's ugly smooth and shiny head, which was originally shaking like a large rattle between the lake battlefield and his goddess Nicole, was now aiming that ugly face at himself, and changed to an even richer dark purple color of annoyance than before-

"Boy, you want to run again...... So, come on, come on...... Today, I have to give you a taste of Big Brother's punching bag-sized fist!"

"Hey...... I'm going to move the rescuers, and I'll be back in a minute...... The help is coming soon, I'm just going to pick it up outside the cave!"

Facing the angry eggplant head in front of him, Xie Yu sighed impatiently, patted off Shrek's big hand on his shoulder, and didn't want to do anything more with this rude guy, so he raised his eyebrows with a smile and a smile, and quickly began to talk nonsense: "Who said I was going to run away...... I'm that kind of person! Little brother, I'm so righteous ......."

"Less! boy, I'll never be fooled by you again...... You don't want to run away today!"

"Why does the eldest brother always not believe in his little brother? Is there such a big brother? This is definitely a misunderstanding, it's too unusual......

"Hmph! I'd rather believe what Miss Nicole said than you disobedient boy! She said you wanted to run away just now! And said that you are cunning and afraid of death, and you will definitely find a way to run away again! Let me take a good look at you! Boy...... Sure enough, Miss Nicole was right, you really want to run again!"

"Oops! I'm really going to move the rescuers!" Xie Yu glanced at Shrek's raised fist, and saw that the elven clan team that had lost their helmets and fled seemed to be flying back towards the shore where they were, so although his face still didn't change and his heart didn't beat, he was really a little anxious in his heart, and his tone began to change from a slight grievance to vicious: "Hey, big brother! I said, now the rescuers may have arrived outside the cave!" I'm going to have to pick them up right away, and that big lizard is about to be killed, can you afford to delay the matter?"

"Don't talk nonsense! I'll never believe you again, Miss Nicole said there was no rescue at all! I believe Miss Nicole, she won't lie to me!"

"Alas, big brother, you...... How can you trust women so easily? Haven't you heard such a saying, big brother?' A woman can't guess because the flesh on her chest is too thick...... You can't trust a woman!"

Xie Yu saw that the figure of the elf clan chased by the fire dragon was getting closer and closer, and he could even vaguely see the pale and sad face of the long-legged elf Yawen flying in front, and he couldn't help but start to be anxious, beat his chest a few times, and then blurted out a famous sentence from his previous life.

"Huh?' The woman's mind can't guess because the flesh on her chest is too thick', this ...... What do you mean?"

It may be that Xie Yu's previous upright face and firm and anxious performance at the moment finally made the simple Shrek shake a little conceptually, and the huge fist that was about to fall on Xie Yu's chest suddenly paused, frowning two thick sea cucumber eyebrows, and the soybean eyes blinked vigorously, full of doubts, as if he was meditating.

Xie Yu saw that this rough embryo was rarely in deep thought, and no longer entangled himself, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed immediately, and was about to urge the magic power in his body, intensify his silent recitation, and prepare to cast the wind control technique to help him run away quickly, but saw that Shrek was still frowning, first turned his head and swept up and down the body of the goddess next to him a few times, and then suddenly stretched out a black finger, poked twice at his own chest, and then, gradually, the expression that had been puzzled suddenly relaxed, as if he had finally figured out something, his eyebrows stretched, and his big mouth opened again, and still muttering something in his mouth......

Xie Yu was close, and his ear power as a magician was far more outstanding than that of ordinary people, and with bated breath, he listened to this rough embryo muttering over and over again-

"I'll just say, that kid must be lying to me again......"

"Why is the chest too thick! Miss Nicole can also be called thick? It's not thick at all......! That's the kid talking nonsense...... What else can't trust a woman, it's also nonsense!"

“...... Besides, Miss Nicole is such a beautiful and kind person...... Well, certainly won't lie to my ......"

"Miss Nicole's chest is not as thick as mine...... I can't lie, so how can Miss Nicole deceive anyone?!hmph! That nasty boy! Trick me with this colloquial I've never heard before......

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“...... Ugh!"

Xie Yu, who was eavesdropping with his ears pricked up next to him, had an expression that became more and more strange and exciting......

Even, our little mage looked at the rough embryo talking to himself with a serious face, and when the round dark purple head began to shake around in front of the chest of the goddess Nicole and himself, it seemed that even the idea of running away was temporarily left behind, and the muscles of his face seemed to be uncontrollable for a while and trembled a few times, and after a while, he seemed to finally come to his senses, glared at Shrek with an extremely disgusted expression, and spit viciously on the ground-

"Phew!"

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