Chapter 268: Death Battle (1)
Angry at this rude idiot who didn't know whether to live or die and had nothing to do, Xie Yu jumped into the air in anger, and kicked Shrek's ass with this fierce kick.
Under the extreme anger, he kicked fiercely, and naturally he was strong, and he was unprepared by Shrek, so this kick can be said to be a solid kick.
"Phew, you ugly big lizard, you just screamed and disturbed Miss Nicole, right?! Come back quickly, don't look at your big head, but in the eyes of the uncle, you are no different from a little bed bug! Hey! Talk to you! Hurry down and let the uncle beat Miss Nicole to give Miss Nicole a good breath...... Oops!! ......"
Shrek crossed his waist and scolded Zhenghuan, but he couldn't help but feel a strong burst of power on his buttocks, the force was so great, it gave the rough embryo a feeling, just like he was too naughty when he was a child, and after causing trouble, he was hit hard by his father on the ass with the kind of rough and square sledgehammer used to beat iron in his own shop.
After a loud "bang", I saw that the rough embryo was caught off guard, and he involuntarily rushed forward two steps, and then his knees bent involuntarily, and the burly and majestic body fell directly on the fiery ground rock.
Moreover, a bright and huge black head, because it had previously maintained a strange posture of turning its head backwards, did not land on the ground with its straight face, but was replaced by the left side of his face, and had an intimate contact with the ground.
Obviously, Shrek should have wanted to look back to see which thief was so bold that he dared to sneak attack him, but before he could find the daring thief, he was already kicked to the ground fiercely.
And this scene was just when the fire dragon turned its head, but the fire dragon that made the little mage frightened obviously didn't have the heart to pay attention to the boring farce of these small humans on the shore, and after a faint glance, he had no intention of staying, and continued to fly away without looking back.
Seeing the fire dragon fly away, Xie Yu exhaled fiercely, patted his chest, and the big stone hanging in his heart finally fell to the ground.
It's just that Shrek, who has never been afraid of heaven and earth, was kicked and chewed, and after feeling a solid appearance in front of his own goddess, he was immediately furious, raised his somewhat drowsy head and shook it a few times, shaking off the red stone chips stained on his head, and then, accompanied by a small cloud of red smoke, the rough embryo jumped up with a loud scream, widened his eyes, clenched his fists tightly, and looked around for the hateful guy who made him lose his face.
Except for the hateful strange bird on the old elf's shoulder who was staring at him with a smile, the goddess and her two subordinates, one fat and one thin, as well as the old elf who had always ignored him, were all looking at the big lizard that was walking away in a daze, but they didn't look at him at all.
It's just that his little brother of the mage, who has always been close at hand, looked up at the big lizard in the distance, and looked down at himself at the same time, there was a trace of real annoyance in his eyes, and he was still muttering in his mouth, which was really strange.
So, after making some speculations in his mind with his extremely limited wisdom, Shrek quickly locked the target of the suspect on his mage brother.
The reason for Shrek's speculation is actually very simple, and it is a bit outrageous, judging from the distance from himself alone-
The others were all looking at the big guy in the distance in a daze, standing far away from them......
Then, it should be the little brother of the mage who is very close to him......
Well, it seems...... It must be this little guy!
- Shrek is becoming more and more convinced.
Besides, the little brother's eyes and expression were suddenly a little strange!
Then, it must be this kid who dares to rebel!
As for the bird, which looks the size of a rooster, although the expression is strange, but ...... The bird had been lying on the old elf's shoulder, at least a few feet away from him.
And, huh...... The difference between being kicked by a human foot and being kicked by a bird's claw, Shrek is confident that he can still tell the difference!
I have to say that although Shrek's reasons for speculation are somewhat simple and crude, they ...... Whatever, at least he didn't wronged a good person!
So, after locking up the suspect, Shrek immediately became angry!
was actually made ugly by his own people, Shrek suddenly felt that his cavity was full of fire, and he was about to step forward to find the little brother in this nest to vent, but just as he was about to take a step, he saw that the little mage suddenly cried and mourned, and the white eyes that used to be rolling wildly to himself finally stopped rolling, and he looked dejected.
"Huh, so soon?!"
Shrek Soybean blinked twice, and then a hint of relief spontaneously arose in his heart:
"Hmm...... That's right! The younger brother beats the eldest brother?!I can't say where to go!But...... Alas, looking at that sad look, it looks like I'm about to cry...... This, I must have known that it was wrong, it seems that this kid still has a ...... to save"
However, after Shrek was only moved for a short moment, he found that he was starting to be angry again.
Because, logically speaking, this kid deeply realized the serious mistakes he made, and it was not enough to just make that frustrated and sad appearance, he should come to his side immediately, and sincerely admit his mistakes to himself, the eldest brother.
And although Shrek felt that his anger had only dissipated a little, he felt that as long as this kid was sincere enough, he didn't even need to cry to himself for mercy, then, huh...... For the sake of so many days, maybe I will forgive this kid for his recklessness......
However, before Shrek had time to show his broad mind, he found that this kid had rolled his eyes at him for the last time, and suddenly became depressed......
And then...... It was very rude to turn around and walk away!
This...... Outrageous!
What makes Shrek feel the most hateful is-
This kid walked away without looking back, and began to mumble in his mouth again, and he pricked up his ears to listen, although the muttering voice was smaller, but he could still vaguely hear some words like "Oh, Mommy......", "It's terrible here, I'm still young, I want to go home ......" and so on!
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As a result, the few traces of anger that Shrek had just dissipated immediately came back in a geometric multiplier......
Shrek's two nostrils fluttered towards the sky, and finally took a big stride, following the pace of the frustrated mage's younger brother, chased closer, raised a foot, his eyes were filled with a thick disappointment of hating iron and steel, and the same fierce kick compared to the little mage, kicked straight towards Xie Yu, who was a little wooden at the moment:
"Damn! I didn't believe what Miss Nicole told the little fat man...... You're really going to run, ......."
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