Chapter 177: Little Fat Man's Speculation

When Shrek came back, the ice on the eyebrows of the two sea cucumbers had already melted, the frost on the ugly face had disappeared, and his face had returned to his previous black and translucent appearance, but the anger between his eyebrows had not diminished at all. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

While constantly shivering, and inhaling cold air from time to time, this rough embryo dragged the corpses of the three ice gazelles, scolded and returned to the camp, and the first thing after throwing the three ice gazelles on the ground was to immediately widen those little eyes and begin to look around.

After the small, godless eyes turned around with the shiny black head, Shrek finally found the little mage who was napping under the tree.

"Hey, Harrow...... Hey, get up...... Why do you have to sleep again?!Stop sleeping!Aren't you tired of sleeping so much every day?!"

After Xie Yu got off the back of the brindled knife mantis, he was different from Shrek who immediately "screamed" and went out to find the materials for the barbecue at night.

After finding a big tree at random, Xie Yu walked over and sat down with his back against the tree, then half-lay down in the most comfortable position, and then squinted his eyes and began to meditate.

He just moved the place of meditation from the back of the brindle mantis to the big tree after camping.

After all, he may soon have to face a dragon directly, and Xie Yu doesn't dare to slack off now.

Therefore, Shrek saw that Xie Yu seemed to be napping, in fact, Xie Yu was just quietly closing his eyes, but he was relaxing, concentrating, and trying to communicate the magic elements of various attributes floating in this mountain forest to supplement the loss of his own magic power.

"Sleeping too much?!...... I haven't slept properly for a few days!If we're all as heartless as you, then we're not dead by then, and we won't even have scum left?!"

When his meditation was interrupted, he opened his eyes, and looked at Shrek's angry face preaching to himself about the disadvantages of sleeping too much, Xie Yu couldn't help but be angry, sighed helplessly, rolled his eyes at Shrek, and muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Boy! you're talking snuck again...... Didn't you shout it?!hmm...... Except for someone else's privacy!"

Shrek just finished speaking proudly, and before he could put down his big hand, he saw that after listening to his words, the little mage glanced in the direction of his goddess Nicole, and then a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he glanced at himself again, and then put his hands around his mouth, making a horn shape, and then as if he was about to scream, he immediately had a bad premonition in his heart, how to see how to think that this kid's sneer was a little ill-intentioned, so he quickly stopped it, and added a sentence in a loud voice。

"What's the fun of not shouting about privacy? Do you shout to study hard and make progress every day? You don't understand it......

As soon as Xie Yu heard that Shrek didn't let him shout privacy, he immediately felt that there was no fun, muttered a few words in his mouth, put down his hand, and then touched his chin, ready to ignore this rough embryo anymore.

"Hey, don't sleep...... Hurry up and cook! Hurry up...... Uncle, I'm starving to death!"

When Shrek saw the little mage rolling his eyes at him for a while, he turned around, as if he was going to sleep again, and he couldn't help but get anxious immediately.

"Cook! I'm cooking again?!Won't you make it yourself......" Xie Yu just turned around, he felt a kick in his ass, and it hurt hotly, and he turned his head angrily and glared at Shrek and scolded.

Xie Yu didn't even need to look at it - it must be that Shrek's starving ghost was already hungry!

"Who don't you do? We don't bake things......" Shrek didn't answer, but Xie Yu heard a low muttering from the side.

"Do you still use this kind of thing, put wood and branches on the bottom to light a fire, build a shelf on the top, and then light a fire to roast...... It's okay to be able to bake it, what's so hard about that!"

Xie Yu turned his head and glanced at the little fat man who had just interjected, and said disdainfully:

"Besides, everything is due to not being able to come to the meeting, and the master is not born to bake things...... Well, these are some of the ingredients that are needed, don't hurry up...... When it's almost baked, just sprinkle it evenly! Don't add too much, not to mention the taste, and it's a waste...... You know how hard I've struggled to find these things, sir!"

As he spoke, Xie Yu took out some homemade barbecue seasonings that he had brought with him, put them on the ground casually, and prepared to train these guys who have always liked to eat white food, so that they can learn to be self-reliant, and after practicing their skills in the future, they can also enjoy the wonderful taste of being an uncle.

"Less! You're just lazy...... We won't!Who will do if you don't do it?!"

Shrek didn't understand the little mage's "good intentions" at all, and after shouting a few words, he stretched out his hand to grab Xie Yu:

"If you continue to lie on the ground and stay still, I'll go to Miss Nicole and file a complaint......"

"Hey, if you want to go......"

Xie Yu didn't take Shrek's threat to heart at all, waved his hand boringly, and then began to continue meditating: "Anyway, she is your goddess and not mine...... What do you have to do with me?!"

"Harrow...... Look closely! Your disobedient little bird...... Uh, that's it...... Luhua, alas, how did you give it such a strange name...... Lu Hua is looking at you in Miss Nicole's arms!" Xie Yu didn't care, but the little fat man brought up the big cake face from the side, his eyes were dripping, and his voice was lowered.

"Uh...... Damn, I forgot about this little starving ghost Luhua!"

Xie Yu turned his head to look, and saw that his pet bird was indeed lying in Nicole's arms, and it was still lying on one of the two towering peaks, rubbing beautifully with his little head, while staring at himself tightly with his little yellow eyes.

Nicole sat with the flat-chested girl and the older Erix under another big tree a few feet away, chatting casually with each other.

And when Xie Yu looked over, he found that Nicole Girl was also looking at him, but her eyes were still not very friendly......

"...... That little traitor is too greedy to eat meat...... Isn't it a bird?!Aren't all birds vegetarian??What fruits, vegetable leaves, etc.,......" Xie Yu heard the little fat man mention the bird, and he was immediately a little deflated, and his mouth was indignant.

"yes, that's what it sounds like......

The little fat man heard Xie Yu's whispered complaints, and nodded with deep sympathy, shook his head and sighed for a while, but then began to shake his head incessantly:

"But...... But you're not an ordinary bird, so you can't judge by common sense...... Well, think about it...... Luhua is nominally your pet, but it seems that it has never heard of your words, and its skills are much more powerful than your master, always like to play with you and bully you, and discharge electricity at every turn, and do not put you in the eyes of the master at all, the status of the two of you is completely reversed, and ......"

"Okay! Don't talk about these shameful things in the future...... Besides, this little idiot isn't Lao Tzu's pet anymore!"

Xie Yu was exposed by the little fat man, and immediately felt very embarrassed, glared at the little fat man who didn't open the pot and mentioned which pot, interrupted the little fat man's nasty chatter, and then sighed helplessly, turned his head and yelled at Shrek: "You guys, you must have starved to death in your last life! Damn...... If the master is unlucky, the master will serve you again! Why don't you hurry up and start a fire......"

"And...... And your little pet bird is still so colorful, it must have followed you in the same way, and it learned what you usually say and do, so the more you learn, the more it will naturally be colored...... The bird must have been very innocent when he was a child! Well, it must be like this......"

Shrek was overjoyed when he heard that the little mage was finally willing to show his unstoppable barbecue skills again, and was about to fart to collect firewood, but after hearing that the little fat man was brutally interrupted by the little mage, he still didn't seem to have said it, and after glancing in the direction of his goddess Nicole, he turned his head, and his upper and lower lips twitched a few times, and suddenly such an inexplicable sentence came out.

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