"You...... Are your eyes for peeing?!"

Xie Yu was sighing in frustration that he had become a man again, and when he heard the low muttering in the mouth of the little fat man, he couldn't help but be furious immediately:

"The bird is simple? Wow, I think it's you, right?! What do you mean by being like this? Are you an idiot too...... Luhua's little idiot is naturally good! It's a little pervert when it's still in its mother's belly!"

"How do you know? It's still a little pervert in its mother's belly? Luhua is a bird! Birds hatch from eggs, okay...... Hmph, don't even have this bit of common sense?!"

Faced with the little mage's indignation, the little fat man squinted his eyes and thought for a moment, and then squinted his eyes again to express his doubts. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"! Damn...... Dead fatty, I see that you also seem to have hatched out of an egg, and the master has read more books than the beauties you have peeped at, how could I not know that Luhua turned out to be an egg?! However, the egg is not laid from its mother's belly, can it still jump from the crack in the stone like a monkey?!"

"Who is Sun Monkey? Sounds like a monkey......

“...... Why do you care so much?!Where do you get so much nonsense!"

"I still don't believe it...... Any person or animal is well-behaved and cute when he is a child, innocent, I think...... Well, you must have taught it badly......"

......

"Damn! whatever...... Believe it or not, what if it is not......"

Xie Yu saw that he had suffered this injustice, but it seemed that he couldn't wash away the suspicion of teaching Lu Hua badly, and he was angry, but after shaking his head for a while, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to this little fat man who was as smart as a fox, stupid and very compatible with his fat pig.

glanced at the little fat man with disdain, Xie Yu found that the little fat man was grinning triumphantly at himself, although the smile looked extremely silly, and if there was a little saliva on the corner of his mouth, he would be a mentally retarded person with congenital brain dysplasia.

But after glancing at the little fat man a few more times, Xie Yu felt that the little fat man's small eyes, which were only slightly bigger than Shrek, were already squeezed out of sight by the smirk, but Xie Yu still had a feeling - from the two thin slits in the little fat man's eyes, there was a hint of cunning outside.

"Damn! Fat man...... You did it on purpose!" Xie Yu glanced at Sha Luo and said with hatred in his mouth.

After snorting a few times, Xie Yu looked at the fat that trembled with the little fat man's trembling laughter, as well as the robe that originally belonged to him on the little fat man, and suddenly felt some pain in his heart.

Because of the robe that he loved physically and mentally, he was wearing on the body of this dead fat man at this moment, and after clamping his fat body with great effort, it was trembling violently with the little fat man's body at this moment, as if he was already a little overwhelmed, as if he was about to be broken at any time.

"Dead fat...... Rip off the master's clothes, this is the master's favorite robe...... It's almost bursting with your flesh!" Xie Yu was really reluctant in his heart, scolded dissatisfiedly, and then reached out to pick up the little fat man's clothes.

"Hey...... How can you pick up other people's clothes casually!" The little fat man couldn't help but smile, and immediately shrank back.

"!What do you call other people's clothes?!This is my clothes!" Xie Yu grabbed the hand that was on the neckline of the little fat man, and while reiterating the ownership of the clothes, he reached forward again.

"Uh...... Originally, it was yours, but you gave it to me......"

"I'll give it to you?! I'm just lending it to you for the time being...... But because you teased me just now, now the master has decided not to borrow it, and return it quickly!"

"Did I tease you there?!...... How can you go back on your word?!" The little fat man stretched out his fleshy hands and raised them in front of his chest, blocking the little mage's movements, and then said with indignation in his mouth.

"I do! This dress is mine! I can take it back whenever I want...... Hum, hum, hum!"

In the face of the little fat man's indignant accusation, Xie Yu ignored it at all, but sneered, then stood up, took a few quick steps forward, pressed the little fat man to the ground, laughed a few times, and then began to pick up his clothes.

"...... How could a normal man not pick up the clothes of a beautiful woman, but instead pick up another man's clothes...... You're a dead rabbit!hahahahaha...... you tap, haha...... You've tickled me!"

The little fat man couldn't dodge, and was pushed to the ground by the little mage who pounced on him, unable to move, and his mouth was protesting angrily, and he began to struggle hard, ready to break free from the clutches of the little mage.

After all, the exquisite robe on his body was soaked for a while half an hour ago, and Shrek stared at the little mage with those small eyes next to him for a long time, and the little mage finally seemed to be unable to stand his entanglement with Shrek, so he looked reluctant to slam the door, and slowly took out two pieces of clothing from the ring and gave one to himself and Shrek.

Although he was a little fatter than the little mage, he could still wear it, but it was really tighter, and after finally fastening the button, he was almost out of breath, so he had to unbutton the neckline until he reached the stomach part, and he barely felt better, but don't look at himself once complained that the little mage was too thin, he should eat more meat to make up for it.

But for the material and workmanship of this dress, I am actually quite satisfied.

Not to mention that the hem and chest of this robe are also tattooed with some texture patterns similar to landscape paintings, which are lightly outlined on it, which is very elegant, and the neckline is also inlaid with a circle of gold edges, which is elegant and not vulgar at the same time, and it looks a little more extravagant.

But Shrek's clothes don't fit that well.

This guy is nearly a head taller than the little mage, and his body is stronger than the little mage, so the robe that the little mage gave him, but he couldn't put it in, and after holding out a crack and completely scrapping the robe, the little mage buried his head in the ring and tossed it again and again for a long time, before finally finding a loose clothes and putting it on this guy reluctantly.

It's just that although this dress can be put on, the hem of the robe is indeed shorter, and it can only cover Shrek's knees, and the two black calves of Shrek's leg hair are exposed together, plus the dirty shoes full of holes under Shrek's feet, it looks really unsightly.

And that dress looks like an ordinary coarse cloth texture, and the workmanship is obviously very rough, which is absolutely incomparable with his own robe with exquisite workmanship and style.

......

Therefore, since he put on this robe in the little mage's painful eyes, the little fat man is reluctant to take it off again, but from time to time he looks down at the workmanship and patterns here, and then touches his chest or buttocks, feels the soft and smooth feel of the material, and his mouth will chirp twice from time to time to express his satisfaction.

However, when he came down to camp, he had just swaggered for a while, and the little mage, a stingy ghost who was slamming the door, actually wanted to take it back!

Moreover, what has already been sent, is there still a reason to ask for it back?!

This little mage is a little too unrighteous......

Also, in response to the little mage's argument that he was just lending himself to wear it for a while, the little fat man also scoffed at it--hum! It's too far-fetched! You didn't say that you borrowed it at the time, but just threw it to yourself, and you threw it so freely and generously, with a chic look full of pride......

In this case, not only yourself, but also anyone will think of it as a gift......

Although Sha Luo had the intention to escape, but after struggling for a while, he was tired and panting like a cow before he finally found out helplessly that although the little mage did not look very strong, his strength was really not small, and one leg bent his knee against his lower back, and he couldn't move until he was pressed down......

And in the struggle just now, this robe that I liked quite a lot had been taken off by the unreasonable little mage.

Do you want to dangle naked in front of your master......?! This will definitely be punished......

Damn it...... What should I do?!

......

Xie Yu was busy picking up his clothes on it, and suddenly he saw that the little fat man below was no longer struggling violently, and at the same time, the pig-like howl stopped abruptly.

Just as he was wondering, Xie Yu saw the little fat man turn his big pie face around hard, and smiled at himself, his smile was full of obscenity, and then turned his head, opened his throat, and screamed loudly in the direction where Nicole and the two female elves were in the distance:

"Come and see, everyone! The magician is a hooligan! You have to take off my clothes, you elven brothers, pay attention...... This guy likes men! If I don't obey him, he forces me......! He's a dead rabbit...... Help, who's going to save me......"

Xie Yu never thought that the little fat man would come to such a set shamelessly, and he was immediately stupid on the spot, and his mouth opened into a big "O" shape.

And what made Xie Yu want to strangle this dead fat man directly was that there was a trace of panic and shame in the terrible screams of this dead fat man, as if he was ...... It's like ****** a helpless girl who is being abused by a wicked person......