When Shrek finally ran back with a big mouth, his nose trembling, and a pair of small yellow bean eyes, it was already dark. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Throwing down a large pile of black huge things on his shoulders, the ground smashed with a loud "bang", and then Shrek was about to shout loudly excitedly, but suddenly his eyes blinked, and with the continuous jumping firelight, he saw three small piles of suspicious liquid objects on the ground, and when he looked up, he saw Xie Yu and the two knights with sallow faces, staring at himself there in a daze.

"I've only been gone for a while......" Shrek couldn't help but feel a little strange, scratched his head, frowned and said, "What's wrong with you?...... Vomited?"

"Hmm......" Shrek saw the three of them answer in unison, and then they all kept silent.

"The three of you threw up together?"

"Hmm......" The three of them replied in unison, and then they all looked at Shrek and stood there dumbfounded.

"It's really throwing up together?, and you vomit so much?!" Shrek looked at the ground under the feet of the three of them, the three piles of vomit that could be counted in piles, and the expression on his ugly face was obviously a little unbelieving.

"Well......" was another very tacit unanimous voice, and the three of them looked a little weak at this time, and their faces were even more salallow with a hint of unhealthy paleness.

"Huh? That's weird...... What's going on?!Why are they all sick?!It can't be the same diarrhea as me?!" Shrek looked at the little mage and the two knights opposite with concern with an inquiring look.

Unexpectedly, the little fat man immediately became angry: "Shrek, are you an idiot...... Can vomiting and diarrhea be the same thing? Can these two things that are not compatible at all be said together?!"

Xie Yu nodded immediately next to him, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "That's it...... One on top and one on bottom...... Hmmm...... Maybe it's only a freak like you who thinks weirdly and logically can pull the two together...... Even if you pretend to be normal once in a while, isn't it that difficult?!"

"Alas......" Robert lamented, and then covered his forehead, as if he was a little loveless.

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"Oh my day, it's not just Harrow that is weird today...... Why are you two babbling a little bit like that...... You can't really get sick, do you?!"

Shrek couldn't help but be a little angry, the more he looked at these three guys, the more they looked like they were suddenly sick--can't they really be confused, right......?

However, out of concern for his companions, Shrek said as he hurriedly stepped forward and took two steps, stretched out his right hand the size of a fan, and was about to lean over and touch the foreheads of the three people to see if they really burned their heads.

Unexpectedly, the three people on the opposite side saw their big hands stretched out, not only did they not feel the slightest warmth and concern from their companions, but they all looked vigilant, and their bodies jumped back in unison, putting on a posture of concentration and vigilance, as if they had a plague on their hands, for fear of infecting them.

"Stop!say!!!!!

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"Damn! Why did these three idiots go crazy together?! didn't even say hello beforehand!" Shrek's heart was very angry: "It's ......okay to give a signal before you go crazy together next time."

In fact, when encountering such three guys who suddenly start to be abnormal everywhere without saying hello, it is normal for Shrek to be confused......

Of the three people who almost vomited and died of dehydration just now, two of them, that is, the two loyal guardian knights of Sharo and Robert, were completely lost by Shrek's cake and the custom of smearing cakes in Xie Yu's hometown.

In fact, the reason why these two people vomited so happily is that if you really count it, Shrek and Xie Yu each have half of the credit.

Although in front of the two knights, Shrek didn't mention that he made cakes twice and wasted some "troubles" in his hands due to his poor craftsmanship - although in Xie Yu, a human with normal likes and dislikes, this is indeed an ugly and humiliating thing, but in Shrek's concept, this kind of thing can't really be regarded as a bad thing, it can only be regarded as a trivial matter, and there is no need to show it off everywhere......

Even if Shrek didn't mention it and didn't contribute a word to the vomiting competition of the three, he used his actual actions and personal experience to provide vivid material for Xie Yu, who is good at making up nonsense.

After all, if there were no real people and real things about Shrek, Xie Yu would not have come up with such an image as "two golden cakes" in a flash of inspiration, and he would not have recalled the birthday custom of wiping cakes with each other in his previous life and sometimes licking each other.

This strange custom of wasting food, the two knights have been following the army for a long time, and they have seen a lot, but they have never heard of it at all, not only in Basak, but even in the entire Balu continent, the two knights have never heard of such a strange custom in that place......

However, Harrow, a lewd little mage, was able to describe this custom in a vivid and eloquent way, as if he had experienced it himself.

It doesn't matter, no one dares to boast of themselves to the point of knowing everything, but even if there is, you can find an occasion to say it, and it is a little too disgusting and shameless to combine such things as poop and cakes, and to wipe and lick each other......

But after the prank was successful, Xie Yu was laughing at the little fat man's psychological quality, but he was spit out and eaten back by Robert's words, which were usually dull.

This shameless guy actually ...... What you spit in your mouth...... Fucking eat it again?!

It's also disgusting...... It's shameless, isn't it?!

And you eat it back secretly, and after you look back and feel ashamed, you can find a random place and quietly strangle yourself to death......

But...... But...... Why do you even want to say it?!

How can there be such a shameless person in the world?!

Xie Yu just imagined in his mind the picture of Robert secretly chewing without a trace, while trying to stretch his neck and swallow down, he immediately couldn't stand it, and his stomach suddenly turned over like a river and a sea, and he couldn't calm down anymore.

And what is particularly hateful is that this shameless wood swallowed the filth in his mouth again, and after patting his chest, he actually hiccuped comfortably without shame, and it was extremely coincidental that it was still in the direction of Xie Yu.

Xie Yu was very close to Robert, and after Robert hiccuped, the sour and sour unique smell that came up from his stomach was almost sprayed on Xie Yu's face, and when he hiccuped, Xie Yu happened to see the remaining dirt that had not yet been swallowed completely in the open mouth of this wood......

Damn, grandma's! How can this wood-like idiot regurgitate?!

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