After we were full of wine and food, my second master and I moved a square wooden table and placed it in the courtyard, lying on it comfortably and looking up at the starry sky. We put our hands on our heads, and we held a dog's tail grass in our mouths, and the wind blew wildly, and the dog's tail grass shook wildly with the wind.

The second master asked: What are you thinking?

I said, "Well, I'm thinking about my master."

The second master turned his head to look at my side face, waiting for my next step.

I said, "I haven't been safe with Master since I escaped from the Vajra sect, so he probably thinks I'm heroic and righteous."

The second master said: That's not likely.

I asked, "Would he be angry if he knew that I had neither killed nor been killed, and had taken the opportunity to go home and see?"

The second master said: I don't know what kind of temper your master has, if I don't get angry, I will be happy.

I said, "Huh?

The second master said: It doesn't matter whether you kill or not, it's enough to watch you come back alive.

I said, "Alas, it's a pity that my master doesn't have such a good temper as you." If he saw me jumping back alive, he would definitely beat me up and down in the next second.

The second master said: So ferocious?

I said, "It's cruel, it's inhuman." I'm so thick now, most of it was beaten by him.

The second master said: Now that you are a weak woman, presumably your master will not be beating you.

I said, ", he knew it from beginning to end, and he didn't do it right."

The second master said: Ahem, I will talk to him if I have a chance, how can a gentleman beat a woman.

I said, "It's okay to talk, but my master is not a gentleman."

The second master asked: Then what is he?

I said, "He's a stinky old man."

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Whenever I say that Master is an old man, my heart is actually empty-hearted, in fact, if he does not honestly explain his age, no one can guess that his generation and those ancestors buried in the soil are the same age, and not only did he not go into the earth with that era, but he was eternal and immortal. I didn't believe in immortality at first, which is really hard to believe, if you imagine that if a person lives at the peak of his appearance, there is no time limit and no end to live, the kind of despair and pain is the same as a baby who died soon after birth, one is to see the world too clearly and thoroughly, and the other is not to have the opportunity to open his eyes to see the world. I think the best state is to die when you are about to see through it but have not yet seen it through, and there are still expectations for the world in the next life.

We stared, crossed our legs, and looked at the stars and the moon with great interest, when suddenly, dark clouds covered the stars and moons, and the endless sky suddenly fell hail as round or square as the size of a pigeon's egg, without warning, menacing.

My second master and I screamed when we were smashed, and we didn't think about it and immediately abandoned the table with our heads and fled.

Pushing open half of the window, we craned our necks and stared out of the window, the hail colliding with the building with a loud noise, as if an army was stepping majestically through the roof.

The sound of the thump thumped in horror.

I said, "It's weird, how can there be hail this season?"

The second master said: It seems that there are grievances among the people.

I wondered: Didn't you say that the snow in June was wronged?

The second master said: Hail in October is the same as snow in June, abnormal, abnormal weather is not a good sign.

I said: I feel that this hail is crying out for me, I am wronged, I am wronged.

The second master said: I almost didn't stone you to death, and I was wronged to be stoned to death by this thing.

I said, "Yes, I was killed by a large block of ice falling from the sky in my yard, and it is a shame to be a ghost."

The second master said: Eh, the hail in October, it seems that it is not very peaceful again.

I said: Could it be that the treasury is out of money?

The second master said: There has been no saving in the palace recently, it shouldn't be this reason.

I said: Could it be that Shaolin and Wudang are fighting again?

The second master said: Why, they often fight?

I said: Not often, and not often, once this kind of group fight starts, it will be the same as a battle between the two armies, with countless casualties and rivers of blood.

The second master said: The rivers and lakes are so dangerous.

I said: No way, if you don't agree, you will fight. If you're so happy, you have to have a fight to celebrate, and if you're unhappy, you have to fight and vent.

The second master said: Maybe you should read more books.

I said: read, why don't you read. If you don't know the words, how to understand the sword book and martial arts cheats.

The second master said: Wouldn't it be very dangerous to fight around all day.

I said, "If you can't die, you will continue to fight."

The second master looked at me worriedly.

I said: Moreover, our Ruthless Valley is cultivating killer-level talent elites. Killers are not like them.

The second master asked: It's not all killing, what's the difference?

I said: In most cases, we are strategic, quietly killing the other person while others are not paying attention. But don't worry, Master doesn't like to do things very much.

The second master let out a long breath.

Although Master doesn't like to do things, but things seem to have hands and feet and always want to mess with him, Master is not an ordinary old man, the person who wants to do him has not succeeded in his life and died in front of him, it can only be said that living for a long time is a victory in itself.

This hail fell for too long, so long that we fell asleep while chatting, and woke up in the middle of the night with a non-stop knock outside the house, chatting a few words and falling asleep on the collapse. At this time, I already had the consciousness that men and women are different, I slept on the collapse, and the second master consciously slept on the recliner on the side. Despite this, I woke up the next day and was educated by Erniang, Erniang said that it was before, and now it is now, and lonely men and widows not only can't go to bed together and sleep in the house. When it gets dark, let each man go back to his room and sleep in his own bed.

So I blamed the second master.

I said, "You're not a gentleman, do you know that lonely men and widows can't sleep together!"

The second master blushed shyly: Don't talk nonsense, how can we sleep together.

When I thought about it, I made a mistake.

I said, "I mean, it's not okay to sleep in a room."

The second master said: It turns out that you can't do this!

I said: My second mother said no, didn't your father teach you?

The second master shook his head.

The second master felt guilty and ran to my second mother to apologize. When my second mother saw that I blamed the second master, she came to educate me again. So I ran to blame the second master again, but this time the second master didn't dare to act rashly.

The hail rain was one of the biggest events in Chang'an City in October, and it is said that many people were injured, the most serious of which was the death of a six-year-old child. The child's mother was heartbroken by the loss of her son, and she went crazy that night. This child's nickname is Xiaodouzi, and he is a clever and sensible little boy, and the neighbors only know that she has a mother, but has never seen his father.

After the little bean and his mother went crazy, he did some crazy things and said some crazy words, the big guy didn't know what her name was, and they all called her Dou'er and his mother, and after a long time, everyone felt that the four words were really troublesome, so they became Dou'er Niang, and then became Dou'er, until everyone found that the word Dou'er was already the most concise and shocking, and they had to call Niang if they were omitted, so they stopped.

Bean Niang wandered in the Prime Minister's Mansion in tatters, shouting to see Xiaodouzi's father Zhao Si.

She cried and cursed Zhao Si, thinking that it was Zhao Si who did all the bad things that caused God to punish their children. For this reason, she kept threatening to kill Zhao Si to avenge her dead son.

At the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion, four or five slaves punched and kicked Dou Niang, and the dog spat out unbearable swear words in his mouth.

The second master and I happened to pass by and rescued Dou'er Niang from these slaves, which was really kicking over a watchdog and beating them all over the ground looking for teeth.

Looking at Dou Niang again, I saw that she was dirty and dirty, looking like those refugees who poured into Chang'an.

I handed her a meat bun, and she took it tremblingly and devoured it.

Damselfly asked: Anything else?

I thought she was hungry, so I handed the two buns that were left in my arms to her palm. But she didn't continue to eat, just carefully stuffed the bun into her arms and looked at me with a grateful face.

Dou Niang said: This bun is delicious, I want to take it back to my little bean to eat, he loves to eat meat buns the most, there are meat buns to eat, my son must be happy. 
I asked: Is it enough, not enough I'll buy you a few more.

Dou Niang seemed to be really delirious and couldn't communicate with people normally, she just kept muttering the words that Xiaodouzi loves to eat meat buns, and sat on the ground and smirked happily, but tears overflowed from the corners of her eyes.

I got up and pulled the second master aside.

I said: You are the imperial doctor and the doctor, you can't just treat those people in the palace, you also have to take care of the people.

The second master pointed to his head and said: I can't control the problem here.

I said, "Mental illness is also a disease, and if it is a disease, the doctor must be cured."

The second master said: Mental illness is not a disease.

I said, "What is it not a disease?"

The second master said: It's a mental problem.

I said, "Look, a problem is a disease!"

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I chased the second master to discuss the question of whether mental illness was a disease or not, and after a long time, I looked back and saw that Dou Niang had disappeared without a trace with a meat bun. The second master and I chattered endlessly, and returned to the original Li Ji bun shop to buy five more meat buns.

The second master asked: Why did you buy so much.

I said, "I've been talking to you too much, and I'm suddenly feeling so hungry."

The second master said: Is five enough to eat? Do you want to have two more?

I said: Enough is enough, Changgui said that girls eat too much and are ugly.

Hearing this, the second master reached out and took away the two meat buns.

I say:?

The second master said: It's not good to eat five.

After speaking, he looked at the three hot meat buns I was holding in my hand and sighed deeply and said: Eat three, I can barely see it.

I asked: What about eating two?

The second master said: You can see it.

I asked: What about one?

The second master said: It looks good.

I said, "Then I won't eat it."

The second master said: Don't, eat.

I said, "No, wouldn't it be super nice if I didn't eat any of them?"

The second master said: I suddenly feel -

I said: Huh?

The second master said: What Changgui said doesn't make sense, let alone five meat buns, even if we eat ten drawers of meat buns, we are the best-looking. So, eat, eat, eat.

I said, "That's right, cough, then I'll eat them reluctantly."

The second master said: Well, you look the best when you eat Haisai.

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