Chapter 188: Bold Words
Since Ta Yawen and Nicole announced a temporary break, humans and elves have come down from the back of the brindled sword mantis one after another, and after a series of messy episodes, the ill-fated fire has finally been successfully born. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Xie Yu turned the wooden stick in his hand boringly, slanted a pair of eyes, glanced at Shrek who was sitting on the ground next to him, spitting out his tongue and gasping like a hot dog, and then looked at the wooden knight who was far away from Shrek, lowered his head and didn't speak, and just cared about the fire by the fire to keep warm, and couldn't help but feel a little gloating immediately.
"Ashi...... I'm not usually so tired from watching you fight Warcraft! What's wrong with today?"
"Mom's! It's all to blame on that damn tree, why did it grow so big?! After splitting it into firewood, it must have tens of thousands of yuan, right? I'm so tired that I have to pick it up piece by piece...... Damn!"
As soon as Shrek heard Xie Yu mention his tragic experience, he immediately became angry, looked at the fire and gritted his teeth, and cursed a few words angrily, but then pointed the finger at the little mage who was smiling with some bad intentions:
"And you kid! You unrighteous guy, I obviously saw your eldest brother and I working hard there, but I didn't know to go up and help?!"
"Uh...... Actually, big brother, it's not that the younger brother doesn't want to help, it's just that the younger brother just wanted to help the eldest brother share the burden, but Miss Nicole suddenly stopped me...... He said he wanted to talk to me about something, so he didn't do it!"
As soon as Xie Yu heard this rough embryo talking, he suddenly turned to the topic of accusing himself of being unrighteous, and without thinking, he immediately cried out for himself, and pushed the matter onto the goddess of Shrek, and then made a sad and annoyed look:
"The younger brother saw the eldest brother picking up wood pieces there with a sad face, but he was powerless and couldn't share his worries for the eldest brother, which was really ashamed...... But I can't help it!"
"Hmm, Miss Nicole is talking to you about something...... Hasn't she always hated you?What important things will you two talk about?!" Shrek was indifferent to the little mage's "confession", but instead found a loophole in the little mage's words.
"Hmm...... Actually, it's not that the two of us have anything to talk about, but ...... Well, it's about big brother, you're talking!"
Seeing Shrek's round eyes staring at him tightly, and there was still a trace of evil in his soybean eyes, obviously this had eaten dry vinegar again for some reason, and wanted to start protecting his food, Xie Yu couldn't help but smile helplessly in his heart, but his face was serious and serious.
"Oh, my business, Miss Nicole said I ...... something" Shrek's eyes were still a little puzzled, but his expression immediately became nervous.
"Hmm...... That is to say, this is the original words of my sister-in-law, that is, eldest brother, as the strongest person in our team, is our soul figure, sister-in-law also said that when I went to get the ice flame grass on this trip, if I was unlucky to bump into the dragon, if I wanted to get out successfully, I would eventually have to rely on the courage and invincibility of the eldest brother, so come and talk to me about some problems on how to make you stronger, little brother, I still have the title of a magician, so I still know some things in this regard...... That's why she came to me to discuss, but it's all for your own good......"
In fact, Xie Yu's rhetoric can't be regarded as complete nonsense, after all, the purpose of giving Shrek that potion is also to allow his strength to instantly go to a higher level, so as to avoid the tragic fate of everyone being wiped out alive by the dragon's claws.
But...... Although the ultimate goal is the same, both are to maximize the chances of survival, but you must not tell this rough embryo the original words directly.
Because, I can't tell Shrek that your goddess came to me and took you away to get firewood, in fact, just to discuss with your brother and me to see how to drug you......
With Shrek's unbright head, when he heard that his little brother was going to drug himself with his goddess, he calculated himself......
Xie Yu can foresee the end - although it is difficult to say what the result will be on the little girl'er's side, I am afraid that I will not have a chance to explain at all, and I will be pounced on by this angry rough embryo and pinch it to death......
Moreover, this kind of statement, how does Xie Yu feel awkward in his aftertaste--damn! Isn't this a shameless episode in which Ximen officials and Pan Jinlian collaborated to drug Wuda......
But after changing the angle and changing the phrase like this, Xie Yu suddenly felt much more comfortable and at ease when he said it......
Sure enough, as soon as Shrek heard the little mage say nonsense that the goddess valued herself, especially the words "the strongest" and "soul figure", he immediately smiled, although the goddess was not around at the moment, but the nature was still exposed.
"Really, Miss Nicole thinks so highly of me?!" Shrek grinned in a frustrated manner.
"Yes, yes...... Miss Nicole is worried that you won't be able to defeat that dragon, and that you will be injured, so she wants to use that kind of elven white potion to improve your strength, well, that is, the kind that the tall and thin man gave to the little fat man to drink four days ago, I believe you have also experienced for yourself, how resistant the little fat has become after drinking it......"
After flipping the stick wearing the sharp-horned ice antelope in his hand, Xie Yu looked at Shrek with a happy face again, and decided to take advantage of Shrek's good mood to test the acceptance of this nymphomaniac and rough embryo for that kind of white potion.
After all, when the unfortunate dragon was unfortunately alarmed, in order to save his life, this magical white potion must be the first to be used on Shrek's body.
But what he didn't expect was that when he mentioned that kind of magical white potion, Shrek's reaction was extremely disgusted, and he waved his hand again and again to express his objection: "No, no...... That kind of thing will make people very resistant, but after drinking it, you can't recognize people, what if you are injured by mistake? Hmm...... However, it doesn't really matter if it hurts you, but if you accidentally hurt Miss Nicole...... No, no, absolutely not!"
"Alas, what do you mean it doesn't matter if you hurt us?! Alas, there are guys of the opposite sex and no humanity, so ...... In this case, I'm afraid I'll only be able to run faster than anyone else......"
Looking at Shrek's unwavering attitude, Xie Yu pursed his lips, knowing that there would definitely be no drama in the future, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless, but after shaking his head and sighing for a while, he rolled his eyes again, blinked twice, and then pinched his chin:
"For such a hopeless nymphomaniac, since you can't come openly, huh...... Then come to the dark, this guy is drunk anyway! Don't even want to run, who made him look such a perverted physique?! No wonder others! It's just ...... What can I think of to get him to drink it obediently......"
"What are you doing there muttering, brat, bratlet...... Hmph!"
Shrek's heart was full of joy, and his emotions seemed to be a little higher, and the fatigue and humiliation of dealing with his mess just now seemed to be immediately diluted by the care and attention of his goddess, and he looked up and was about to ask the little mage some details of the goddess's care for himself, but found that after the little mage sighed, he pinched his chin and started to stay there, obviously worried, and couldn't help but despise this little brother's timidity, and snorted dissatisfiedly, and then straightened his waist, and then slapped his chest fiercely, with a confident look:
"Don't be afraid, boy...... When the time comes, huh...... Just like Miss Nicole, you just need to hide behind your eldest brother and watch from afar, without your intervention at all...... Look at how I skinned that little dragon and cramped!"
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