Chapter 309: I'm a Hooligan!
"By the way, how many times has Qifeng Pavilion been repaired this month?"
Tsing Yi and Ziyi glanced at each other and chuckled helplessly.
Although this kind of thing happened in the past, the frequency was very low, and most of them were caused by other ministers who made His Majesty angry, and then after being knocked into the air, they crashed through the wall or something.
But since Lin Zifan was made to be the prince-to-be...... The roof, gate, tables and chairs of Qifeng Pavilion have been damaged, and they have to be repaired in three days......
Recently, it has been even more exaggerated, almost once a day......
"Ouch hey......"
More than ten meters outside Qifeng Pavilion, Lin Zifan rubbed his waist and got up with a confused face, feeling that his whole body was about to fall apart, who would have thought that it was obviously the empress who took the initiative and would be beaten away?
But in comparison, he regretted even more that he was about to pry open the empress's red lips and dance with her little tongue......
After all, it was just a gentle kiss, and I wanted to have a more passionate tongue kiss or something...... Apparently it's not time yet!
"Your Majesty...... The minister is about to die......"
Lin Zifan was cheeky and entered the Qifeng Pavilion again: "Your Majesty...... You are such a light minister, you still want to beat the minister away, the minister ...... My heart hurts!"
The empress who is a little shy and angry: "???"
was licked by Lin Zifan's lips, and even stuck out her tongue or something, she was already a little embarrassed for no reason, but now Lin Zifan's words made her stunned.
Yes!
It's me who 'light' him, what the hell am I ashamed of?
Thinking of this, the empress was instantly arrogant, and her momentum skyrocketed, if the true dragon appeared in the world, the dignity of the ninety-five would be in the dust!
"You are my quasi-prince, I can do whatever I want, how can I be?"
The empress stared, full of momentum, and had a feeling of 'I'm a hooligan, what can you do with me?'......
Lin Zifan was stunned for a moment, and his heart moved: If you have the ability, you will be strong x me!
But this can only be thought about in his heart, and he can't say it at all, okay? He rolled his eyes, since the empress has 'entered the play', then he must cooperate with it~
"Your Majesty, you ......"
Lin Zifan's face was ashamed and angry, and he was clearly happy in his heart, but he wanted to make a shameful expression on his face...... Actor - Fan, online!
"Hmph! Shame answer, crying and crying, what are you doing? Can I still be responsible? You go down first!"
With a wave of her hand, she directly asked Lin Zifan to go back first......
Lin Zifan pretended to be ashamed and retreated...... It's as if I've been taken advantage of, and I want to live or die......
But in fact, this product is happy in his heart!
That's right, in the eyes of people in the feminist world, when this kind of thing happens, they are indeed taken advantage of by the empress, but the problem is...... In Lin Zifan's opinion, he is not at a loss at all, right?
Not only do I feel that I am not a loss, but I even want to go one step further!
But it is clear that the empress does not think so......
She looked proud and domineering, as if she was a 'domineering president' who was unreasonable at all, but when Lin Zifan's back disappeared, her anger instantly 'vented'.
Like a deflated balloon, it ......
The empress patted her chest, her face was scared, and her pretty face was red......
Damn, I'm like those women, going to kiss men? Hey...... What a shame!
Just now, Lin Zifan clearly wanted to be full of flowers and flirt with herself, which made the empress feel a little uncomfortable......
Other people's families are all women molesting men, why did they come to me and become a quasi-prince molesting themselves?
The more I think about it for a while, the more angry I get, and the more I think about it when I take a step back, the more I lose!
Immediately, the empress directly 'gave birth to evil in her guts, and anger rose from her heart'!
Then there was a burst of strong kisses, Lin Zifan even looked confused, and he didn't have time to react before he was killed by the empress.
Seeing this, the empress was originally quite proud, and let you make fun of me with flowers? Now you know, I'm not easy to mess with, right?
Who knew that Lin Zifan didn't have the slightest expression of being eaten tofu by himself, but showed a face full of excitement and enjoyment?
He even began to lick his lips and stick out his tongue immediately afterward!!
But the empress blew up, her whole body was tense, goosebumps erupted, and then one didn't hold back...... Throw Lin Zifan away.
Then, Lin Zifan limped in, and the empress was still looking for trouble. But Lin Zifan suddenly said that he kissed him, teased him, ate his tofu, and took advantage of him?
The Empress thought for a moment...... Yes!
It's clear that he took advantage of him and ate his tofu, he is the victim, why am I angry?
But thinking about it like this, the empress suddenly felt that she was very weak-hearted......
Lin Zifan, the quasi-prince, is conscientious and conscientious, and has made many great contributions to the Tang Dynasty, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a world-beating achievement!
But what about himself? What did he do? He actually teased him! Eat his tofu......
I...... Good hearted!
It is precisely because of this that the empress is domineering on the surface, but in fact she is weak-hearted, and even drove Lin Zifan away directly in order to avoid revealing her stuffing......
But after Lin Zifan left, she was instantly stunned......
Damn, how could I do such a thing?
But then again, this kind of domineering exposure and the feeling of taking everything seems to be ...... Cool?
The empress's eyes opened and closed, her eyes flickered, and she didn't know what she was thinking......
Outside the door, Tsing Yi and Ziyi didn't say a word, for fear that the empress would think of them, after all, they had heard everything...... His Majesty actually took advantage of Lord Lin!!
You know, the laws of the Tang Dynasty stipulate that women cannot take advantage of men, and as a result, Your Majesty knows the law and violates the law?
We act as informed...... Your Majesty won't kill people, will you?
The two little girls were very nervous at the moment, so in order not to attract attention, they naturally didn't dare to make a sound.
......
"I'm so proud today, I'm really proud......"
On the way back to the logistics mansion, Lin Zifan could almost smile on his face, and he walked as if he was floating, and his feet did not touch the ground......
It hurts, but recently, his cultivation has gradually improved, and his ability to resist beatings has also improved.
In addition, although the empress was flustered at the time, she was still measured, so Lin Zifan was not injured.
was not injured, and did not make the empress any dissatisfaction, but the intimacy with the empress has made substantial progress......
It's no wonder!
"Hmm...... Incense ......"
On the lips, it seems that the fragrance on the empress's red lips still remains, which makes Lin Zifan particularly intoxicated.
"I've decided, don't wipe your mouth for three days!"
"Hmm...... No problem......"
He decided not to wipe his mouth for three days......
This product is beautiful, at this moment, the empress in Qifeng Pavilion is restless, and her heart is like a deer.
It's like in modern society, a man forcibly kisses his girlfriend who has just made a relationship with him, and the other party leaves crying......
Nervousness, entanglement, excitement, regret and other emotions, to name a few, and you have to worry about whether the other party will do something stupid......
Doing stupid things?
Thinking of this, the empress was stunned: "Won't it?"
(End of chapter)