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Thinking of this, the empress was stunned: "Won't it?"

The empress suddenly panicked, although she felt that with Lin Zifan's giggling temperament, she shouldn't be unable to think about it, but no matter what, she seemed to be bullying people and molesting young men from good families......

In case Lin Zifan really can't think about it for a while, there are three long and two short......

"Someone!" the empress thought of this, her heart tightened for no reason, and she immediately spoke.

"Your Majesty?" Tsing Yi and Ziyi poked her head over, nervous in her heart......

Your Majesty isn't going to find out what the two of us saw, so ...... Are you going to cut us down?" the two sisters looked at each other and were on the verge of crying......

"Tsing Yi, you go to the logistics mansion, be sure to ensure Lin Zifan's safety!" The empress couldn't help but say, so she asked Tsing Yi to go to the logistics mansion.

Tsing Yi: "Huh?"

In fact, the two girls were stunned when they heard this, to ensure the safety of Lord Lin?

Even if he is a first-class assassin, or the king of killers, he doesn't dare to go to the Tang Palace to make trouble, right?

"If you want to go, you will go, quickly!" the empress glared, a little anxious.

Still stunned? What if Lin Zifan can't think of committing suicide?

Tsing Yi: "......"

......

After a period of time, in the logistics house, Lin Zifan looked at Tsing Yi in front of him and said that he must ensure his safety, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Is the empress of feelings afraid that I won't be able to think about it and commit suicide or something?" Thinking of this, Lin Zifan was speechless for a moment...... Being forcibly kissed by the empress, I can't think about it?

Just kidding, isn't it...... Do you want to eat tofu? Lin Zifan even said to the empress: Come on, come on, eat whatever you want! It's better to wipe me clean......

Even, he rolled his eyes, and wondered if he should pretend to cry, make trouble, and hang himself? Didn't the women of those harems in ancient times like to do this?

Now I seem to be similar to a harem woman...... Phew!

"The women of Nima's harem are making this scene in order to compete for favor, I am crying and making trouble?

Lin Zifan shook his head again and again......

If it is really such a trouble, I am afraid that the empress will not dare to eat her own tofu in the future, and the time of the two of them will be postponed indefinitely.

Thinking of this, Lin Zifan immediately said righteously: "The girl in Tsing Yi doesn't have to be like this!"

"Although this official was ...... by His Majesty However, this official is willing to endure humiliation and pay everything for my Datang, even if it is ...... So what?"

"Please also go back and tell Your Majesty that the minister is willing to go to the soup for Your Majesty and for the Tang Dynasty, and will never give up! Even if Your Majesty wants to forcibly occupy the innocence of this official, this official will not have the slightest complaint!"

Tsing Yi: "......"

I didn't expect Lord Lin to have such noble patriotic sentiments...... It's admirable!Tsing Yi thought secretly, and then spoke.

"The more this is the case, the more Tsing Yi can't leave!" she said with a straight face: "Lord Lin is so loyal and courageous, for the country and the people, Tsing Yi must not let Lord Lin have the slightest accident!"

Lin Zifan: "......"

Can we have something to say? I won't talk about it if there is no accident, can you guarantee that the empress will be told what I just said?

Lin Zifan grinned, but he still couldn't say it after all......

After all, the skin is not thick enough to this extent.

......

Jinshan, more than 1,000 miles away from Daqing Mountain, on weekdays, the two are regarded as well water does not violate the river water, and there is nothing to do with each other for many years.

But in fact, both sides look down on each other.

Because in their opinion, the customs handed down by the other party's ancestors are really ...... It's disgraceful!

Jinshan looks down on Daqingshan, and the people of Daqingshan also look down on Jinshan!

Unlike Daqingshan, if he wants to get a man, he must defeat the other party's woman. In Jinshan, if you want to get a man, you have to be relatively straightforward......

Because Daqingshan wants to get a man, he must first defeat the other party's woman, but in Jinshan, there is no need to meet a woman at all!

Which man do you want to marry him?

Whenever you see this man in the wilderness, you can just knock him unconscious with a stick, and then drag him home to snap him.

Afterwards, it can be regarded as the marriage of both parties, and then the parents of both parties talk about dowry and dowry, etc.

And the custom of Jinshan is also very saying......

In the eyes of Jinshan women, getting married or something, it should be like this! Otherwise, why is the marriage word for marriage a woman and a faint?

To put it bluntly, if a woman wants to get married, then she has to knock a man unconscious, drag him home and bang him......

Of course, generally speaking, in Jinshan, only those men who have reached the age of marriage but have not yet met each other will go out alone and go to the wilderness.

It's like when a man reaches an old age and is about to get married, his parents will be kicked out of the house almost every day, waiting to be knocked unconscious and dragged away......

To put it simply, as long as a man in Jinshan is knocked unconscious and dragged away by a woman and brought home for a bang, it means that the two of them are already husband and wife......

Think about it, what a perfect place it is?

Falling in love? non-existent! Whoever you like, if you catch it, it will be a stick down, and everything will be solved

Of course, in order to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary troubles, men who have already married naturally rarely go out again......

And those, men who are too bad in appearance often go out many times, and no one can look at them...... After all, even in ancient times, it was an era of looking at appearance.

looks uglier than a pig, women can't even speak, even if the lights are turned off at night, as long as they think of the other party's appearance, they are disgusted and want to vomit...... Who wants more?

But recently, the ugly man who was originally very sad to marry has fallen into deep distress......

Just because, a woman, I don't know where I heard about the customs and traditions of Jinshan, after all the effort and scattered the wealth, finally joined Jinshan and became a local recognized by the villages of Jinshan......

This matter is not a big deal, after all, Jinshan has not been joined by outsiders.

But Nima's problem is that this woman is said to have a bloody mouth, weighing at least 400 pounds......!

If that's the case, it's okay, fatter, bigger-mouthed, and the man who is worried about marrying may not be unbearable, but Nima is still ugly! Do you know that the ugly group knows?

Especially in the case of Datang women, 99% of them have seven or eight points of appearance, and they can be called beauties without makeup, her ugliness is especially prominent!

Fat and ugly, and extremely hungry and thirsty, weighing more than 400 pounds......

Even if a man who is worried about marrying listens to it, he must be worried, and then think about whether he can bear it......

And in the end, obviously I can't bear it!

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