Chapter 22: Sharing the same bed, the deer collides
Changgui married the girl without a sound, and the two of them sneaked to a certain mountain and forest without saying a word, holding hands, kissing the little mouth, and enjoying the sweetness of the newlywed. I could only sit on the roof, thinking about when Changgui would be able to make up for my meal. I'm not shrewd, but I like to count small accounts, and the joy of life is also placed here. The ladder made a swaying sound, and when I leaned over, it turned out to be my silly little brother - Jia Fugui.
Fugui shouted: Hey~ Big brother, I brought you good wine.
I said, "Take it back, I don't drink, I can't drink too much."
Fugui said: There is no reason to take it away, you can accept it, plant flowers and grass, wash your face and take a bath.
When Fugui hummed and climbed onto the roof, saying that he was thirsty, he poured a jar of wine into two sips. I also took a sip: Ah, you wine, strong.
Fugui said proudly: That's it, I specially took it from the wine cellar in the house for you, and this storage has been there for a while. Dedicated to you.
I said, "You wine, you plant flowers and withered grass and die, if you give me a bath, you will have to burn me a few layers of skin."
Fugui said: Haha, of course, wine is the safest to put in the belly.
As the saying goes, drink to kill your sorrows. But I feel that taking a sip of wine adds a lot of inexplicable sadness.
I said, "My brothers have taken their daughters-in-law, and I'm afraid that in two years, the children will have to run all over the ground." Poor I'm still alone.
Fugui said: What are you afraid of, you still have Sister Xiaoyue.
I looked up to the sky and smiled dryly: I'm afraid of her.
Fugui patted me on the shoulder and said, "Big brother, Sister Xiaoyue is really good."
I said, "Yes, you can marry her."
Fugui said: I ...... I ate the heart of a bear and the gall of a leopard, and I didn't dare to rob a woman with my eldest brother.
I said: Fugui, you kid is in the blessing and doesn't know the blessing, standing and talking without backache.
Fugui looked at me and stopped talking.
The appearance of the peak was on a rainy day to welcome the autumn, and the drizzling rain extinguished the dry heat of the long summer, and also drenched the peak of the kid into a soup chicken. I wasn't happy when I saw him, because compared to Xiao Fengfeng, what I wanted to see in my heart at the moment was Bai Feng (Ding Xian), which had nothing to do with liking, just waiting for the answer that had been confused for a long time, and the truth that the entire Jiang Mansion was buried in the sea of fire.
I temporarily arranged Xiao Fengfeng in my room, and allocated an area for him to rest except for the bed, and I lay flat on the bed, while he slept on the somewhat damp and cold concrete floor, although a straw mat and a thin quilt had been laid.
I asked: Why don't you sleep on the table?
Xiao Fengfeng said: I don't sleep honestly, and I still have to roll to the ground in the middle of the night.
I turned around and turned my back to the wall, unable to sleep for a long time.
I said, "Did you sleep?"
Xiao Fengfeng said: No. What's the matter, can't sleep?
I said, "Well, I guess I can't get over it."
I sat up dizzy, patted the bed, and said, "You, come up and sleep." It is easy to catch a cold on the ground.
I don't pay much attention to whether men and women can share the same bed, although the physiology has undergone earth-shaking changes, but the psychology is still an iron-clad man. If I tell everyone now that I have become a woman, then everyone will think that I am sick, and I am not lightly ill.
Of course, Xiao Fengfeng's response also proves that I have always been a man in his eyes.
I saw Xiao Fengfeng pick up the pillow, get on the bed in two steps, and put his arm around my shoulder and said: Xiao Shanshan, I know that you love me.
I said, "Don't act rashly, or I'll kick you down at any time."
Xiao Fengfeng said: Don't worry, I'm not interested in men.
I said, "Don't worry, everyone."
I remember when I was younger, I used to sleep on the same bed with Jiang Hua. For now, the biggest difference is that there is no guardian Erniang. I remember once when I peed my pants, Jiang Hua asked me: Brother, what is this?
I pointed, poked, pulled, and said with a smile: Cock.
When Erniang saw it, an arrow came to pick me up and blocked the unknown object for Jiang Hua.
I thought that if I was a daughter, I would have gone against the heavens by forcibly turning me into a man, and now I have fallen into this virtuous deed, I am afraid it will also be retribution. What terrified me was that I was a little flustered in sharing a bed with a man, and the fawns were bumping. It's terrible, it's as terrible as the sunflower water.
I woke up the sleeping Xiao Fengfeng in the middle of the night and said: You better go down to sleep.
Xiao Fengfeng responded in a daze: Okay.
I said, "Move and move, why don't you just say it?"
Xiao Fengfeng said: Okay.
Knowing that Xiao Fengfeng had fallen asleep, I gently kicked him on the ass and scolded in a low voice: Fuck you, you still sing and harmonize with me when you fall asleep, you should sing.