Jia Fugui stayed in the teahouse and made a pot of tea with a strange taste to honor me, which exposed the fact that Fugui had not washed his hands after going to the toilet. If it weren't for the shallow green leaves floating in the teacup, who knows what's in the cup?

Seeing my bitter expression, Fugui asked me: Brother, how does this tea taste?

I said, "The taste is the same as yours, unique."

Fugui smiled, complacently said: Big brother, you have taste. It's not me Jia Fugui bragging, don't look at me being served every day, I don't want to do it, but if I do something seriously, that talent is afraid of scaring you.

I said, "Try your craft, too."

Fugui said: Oh, if you don't taste it, you know that it's good.

I said, "Taste it."

Fugui saw that I was resolute, and drank a glass without saying a word.

I asked: How does it taste?

Fugui said: It's not that I praise myself, it's just too delicious.

I said, "You kid eats."

Satsuki stood aside and was thirsty, picking up the teapot and drinking it all. As soon as the tea entered the mouth, before it passed through the intestines and reached the stomach, when it passed through a certain taste bud nerve, it gushed out of the mouth and nose, splashing me and Fugui.

Fugui shouted: Sister Yue'er.

Xiaoyue said: You really feel fragrant when you eat.

Jia Fugui's name is Wancai. I remembered that when I was a child, there was a yellow dog named Wan Cai in my house, and then I fell in love with the female dog Xi Shi of Changgui's family at first sight, and I couldn't help it, and gave birth to a pair of small male dogs. Changgui's family left a fortune, and my family can only take it away Congratulatory. Later, my dad gave Congratulations away, because Congratulations likes to bite the chickens raised in the house. After the Changgui family grew up, it didn't look like its father Wan Cai at all, but more like the big black dog next door. Everyone sympathized with Wan Cai, and Wan Cai also felt very sorry for himself, so he ran away from home in a fit of anger. After Wan Cai left, Xi Shi dragged his fortune and went to Dahei overnight.

Whenever I see wealth, I like to call him Wancai, and intentionally or unintentionally it seems to be calling my family's big yellow dog.

Fugui asked me why I like to call him by his name.

I said, "It is better to have wealth than to be rich."

Fugui said: I feel the same, anyway, I can't do without money.

I said, "It doesn't mean the same to me."

Fugui pretended to understand things, pursed his lips, and nodded. But he also said, "No matter what, it is better to be rich."

I said, "Ten thousand fortunes are better."

Fugui reluctantly said: It's okay, you shout secretly.

I think Fugui has the potential to be a thief, and even the title of righteousness and brightness has to order you to steal chickens and dogs. If it's too sneaky, the atmosphere will inevitably be awkward. Therefore, everything pays attention to a degree, but unfortunately it is difficult for me to accurately grasp this degree. It's like I'll never know how many bowls of rice it takes to fill my stomach.

I waited for Changgui in the teahouse for a long time, and finally I didn't see this handsome and dashing victor come to thank me. I thought that I would thank me for the good wine, good food and good tavern, and thank you for being afraid of returning me a beautiful girl. Actually, there is no fart.

I couldn't help but ask Xiaoyue: Changgui won't be ungrateful, right?

Xiao Yue said: What are you anxious about.

I said, "Of course I'm in a hurry, I'm hungry and waiting for him to invite me to dinner, aren't you hungry?

The two said in unison: Not hungry.

I said, "Don't be hungry."

The two said: Pull down, pull down.

In the end, I was so hungry that I was forced to teach the Shaolin Trick of Fortune so that he would be willing to run errands for me. Fugui happily went out with the tricks he had just learned, and hummed a little song and brought back a plate of unknown dishes, which was unheard of.

I asked: What is it?

Fugui explained, the name of the dish: mixed fish and dragons.

I asked: What is the explanation?

Fugui politely held the plate and said: Look, the fish head, duck neck, chicken butt, the selection of materials is quite rich.

I said, "Are you supposed to feed the pigs?"

Fugui said: The pigs eat better than this.

I was surprised: Huh?

Fugui said: Wrong, wrong, I mean, how can pigs eat so well.

After speaking, he took out a bag of fragrant food from his arms.

I'm wondering: Shih Tzu roast duck?

Fugui shook his head and said: No, no, no, this is the newly opened Dongshi roast chicken opposite the Shih Tzu roast duck.

While nibbling on the roast chicken with relish, I licked my oily mouth and asked: Who is Dong Shi?

Fugui held his cheeks, looked at me, and said: Dong Shi~ It seems to be Xi Shi's eldest cousin.

I spit out a bone, wiped the grease stains on my mouth and said, "Big cousin?

Fugui said: Big brother, why are you so gossipy?

I stopped all movements, looked at Fugui seriously, and said: pedantic. Gossip can make life colorful.

Fugui immediately approached me and asked in a low voice: Then what is your relationship with Sister Yue'er?

I found that the rich head melon is like a child's crotch, and it can be opened when I say it. I lit the fireworks of his wisdom and allowed him to spark, but I left myself in the middle of the fireworks with nowhere to escape.

I said, "I'm her big cousin."

Fugui was surprised: really fake?

I tore off a piece of chicken leg and stuffed it into Fugui's open mouth without hesitation. The action is done in one go.

I said: talk less, eat more legs.