Chapter 15: Authentic Chang'an Characteristic Big Meat Bun

Three days later we arrived in Chang'an.

This is the hardest trek of Xiao Mad, it carried me and Xiao Yue non-stop towards Chang'an, the butterfly on the road flew to the tip of its nose to play with it, Xiao Ban sneezed and blew the butterfly to 108,000 miles. I think that Xiao Ban may mistakenly think that his father and mother are terminally ill, and if they procrastinate and die! It just so happened that Xiao Yue and I were silent along the way.

Bai Feng arrived in Chang'an half a day early, and he stood on the city wall, helpless. As the scorching sun rose, women, girls and children surrounded them, and they looked up at the handsome young men in white on the city wall.

Woman A said, "If it had been ten years ago, I would have married him."

Woman B said, "Wherefore is your turn, look at your old face."

Woman A said, "Go, go, the old man in my house said, I am the most beautiful."

Everyone said: Your old man lied to you.

Woman A said, "How is it possible, my old man is the most honest, and if you borrow ten guts from him, he will not dare."

Everyone said: Does your old man have eye problems?

Woman A asked, "How do you know?"

Everyone laughed and said: Otherwise, how could I marry you as an ugly woman.

Everyone came early in the morning to buy vegetables, but after noon, the basket was filled with only three or four small potatoes. It turned out that they were all stupid under the city walls under the big sun. The seven-year-old girl and the seventy-year-old woman all stared at Bai Feng's back with their eyes in mind, while the man stared at the big knife that looked like a crescent moon behind Bai Feng and smacked his lips, drooling. Regardless of men, women and children, they either envy or love Bai Feng.

When we arrived at Chang'an City, there was not much left of the bustling crowd. Bai Feng said that he had been upright for a long time, his feet were numb, and his back hurt.

I asked, "Why are you standing there in the sun?"

Bai Feng said: At the beginning, it was purely to stand tall and see far. Later, the people around him became more and more surrounded. As a man, you can't lose your grace if you lose anything!

I asked: Is there a girl?

Bai Feng said: There are little girls and old girls, but there are no big girls.

Xiaoyue asked: Why are girls still small, big, and old?

I said, "Let's describe it this way, you are the big girl, your daughter is the little girl, and your mother is the old girl."

Xiao Yue couldn't help but be overjoyed and asked, "Daughter?"

I said, "Please, I'll just give you an analogy."

Xiaoyue said: But people want to talk to you-

I said, "Stop, stop!" If you keep talking, you'll be punished for not having anything to eat tonight.

Xiao Yue wanted to cry and looked at Xiao Ban without tears, Xiao Ban understood, and shook her head vigorously.

Xiao Yue said: Son!

Madara shook her head.

Xiaoyue said: Son, you have pity on your poor mother.

Madara looked at Satsuki affectionately, and they didn't look at each other for more than three seconds. One turned his head, turned around gorgeously, and put a stinky and loud serial sycophant at Satsuki. This fart should only be heard a few times in heaven and on earth!

I said: It's a sycophant!

Everyone was at a loss.

I explained: the best of the sycophants, referred to as the horse-fart-essence.

Everyone suddenly realized and was full of praise.

Chang'an is still the impression of Chang'an, and the streets have not widened or narrowed. It is also a little different from the impression of Chang'an. Seven years ago, the owner of the famous steamed bun shop at the city gate was surnamed Li, and everyone called him Li Baozi. Li Baozi was the main object of the God of Wealth in the early years, and he accidentally made a lot of money through the "Li Ji Bun Shop". When a man has money, a woman falls into the arms like a fairy, and she drops one a day without heaviness. In the end, Li Baozi married a beautiful girl. Mei Jiao Niang's heart was ape, but she derailed in a year and split her legs. Li Baozi ate more than a dozen steamed buns in a fit of anger and choked to death. Today, the store has long since changed its dynasty and has changed beyond recognition. The name of the store was changed to "Authentic Chang'an Characteristic Big Meat Bun".

Xiaoyue asked: Is the meat bun also authentic or not?

I said: Maybe it's not the meat bun that's authentic, it's the people.

Satsuki asked: What do you mean?

I said: It means that the boss is a local, and the buns sold by authentic Chang'an people are not authentic Chang'an buns.

Xiaoyue said: It's quite winding, I probably understand.

I said, "I can explain it again if you don't understand."

Xiaoyue said: No, no, no, you should buy me two meat buns.

I said, "Lao Bai, you can buy us four meat buns."

Bai Feng took out the silver and said, "Boss, come six."

In the end, Lao Bai ate one, Xiao Yue ate one, and I ate four alone.

I said, "Why do you eat one and buy so many?"

People say, "Because you know you can eat."