After the monkey floated away as light as a swallow, there was a desolation behind him. Those who pursued us were unwittingly swallowed up by the night, and fell in a pool of blood, leaving three centimeters deep scar marks on their necks. The summer heat caused those corpses to decompose quickly, and I went through the corpses all over the place, but I never saw Long Biao's face.

When a friend comes, the enemy disappears. One year, Master and I had a discussion on the "friend or foe theory", and after an in-depth discussion without rules, rules, moderation, or discipline, we came to the conclusion that the enemy of a friend is an enemy, and the enemy of an enemy is a friend. From this conclusion derives an even more astonishing theory: my friend's wife is my wife, and my wife is still my wife. Master reads that I am a foolish dreamer, wishful thinking.

Bai Feng explained that the reason why he was late in saving the driver was that he spent too much time hiding Jiang Hua in a very safe place. When we rushed to the so-called absolute safety zone without stopping, Jiang Hua disappeared out of thin air. Judging by the color, shine, and length of one or two hairs on the ground, everyone concluded that Jiang Hua had indeed stayed here. I speculate that Jiang Hua was forcibly dragged away by a masked man in his seventies and eighties, and the evidence is the scattered white hairs on the ground. Bai Feng said that it was the hair on the tail of Bai Xiaohua.

Events became even more confusing.

No one knows who used what means to secretly take away such an unexpected Jiang painting. Satsuki's bold guess: Could it be that Sister Hua sneaked out by herself?

Bai Feng and I said in unison: She didn't dare.

Xiao Yue said: Since people can't do it, the cow ghost snake god should-

I said, "You are superstitious."

Xiao Yue said: If the reality does not make sense of the things pushed to superstition, it can be explained.

I said: "You will always miss the truth."

I've always thought that even the people around me have always thought that I was rarely sober, which means that I was basically confused. Later, everyone changed their opinion of me, thinking that I was Taoguang and doing it on purpose, and then everyone generally had no idea about me.

Jiang Hua's abduction was a very serious matter, so serious that Bai Feng wondered if he lacked talent in hiding things. Quite talented, in fact. The painting was hidden in a dog hole next to a peach tree on the mountainside. Because it is a hot summer, and the peach tree has long been bare, if you don't know anything about flowers and trees, then in your eyes it can be any tree.

I'm curious as to why the dog hole is so big.

Bai Feng said: Because the dog is big.

Is a dog twice as strong as a white painting still a dog? Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

We found nothing, we didn't know anything, we didn't even find a clue. Frustrated, we spent the long night in the dog hole.

It was a very long night.

That night, Satsuki and I were "bleeding like a river". Blood seeped through the robe and overflowed, staining the place where he lay and sit. At first, I found Satsuki's blood first, and everyone panicked.

I said, "Silly Moon, what else do you want?"

Xiaoyue said: Say you love me.

I said, "Another."

Xiao Yue said: Say you like me.

I said, "Another one."

Satsuki said: I like you.

Before I died, I didn't forget to sensationalize, I couldn't bear to refuse, and I endured it silently. After waiting for half a pillar of incense, Xiaoyue was not dead, and I had an epiphany that I might not be able to die for a year and a half, so I immediately hugged Bai Feng and cried bitterly.

Bai Feng said: Life and death are fate.

I continued to howl wolf.

Bai Feng said: I can't die.

I sobbed and said, "I know."

Xiao Yue said that this is the decanter water from the girl's house. I come every month, and I often accidentally stain my clothes with blood.

I subconsciously felt that it was more convenient to flow through my nose.

I asked: why not from the top and from the bottom?

Satsuki yelled: You are nasty.

I turned to look at Bai Feng and asked, "Am I obscene?"

Bai Feng said: Well, obscene.

I stroked Xiao Spot's fat buttocks, and asked exhaustedly: Son, is your father obscene?

The little bloc shook his tail and swept wildly in my face.

I poked my head out of the hole and shouted into the dark night sky: Am I nasty?

In an instant, the storm raged.

As an adult, I was forcibly indoctrinated with physiology for an hour or two, and learned it from a woman my age. Satsuki said that the most beautiful thing in the world is the first kiss, and then asked me if the first kiss is still there?

I thought for a moment and said, "It's gone."

Xiaoyue mourned and asked: When did it happen, which girl?

I said: My second mother, I often kissed me when I was a child.

Satsuki turned her back to me and stopped talking.

In the second half of the night, my lower abdomen was also slightly distended, and I kept gurgling. Then my decay water spread through the layers of thin clothing. Although the amount of blood can't be compared to Xiaoyue's blood sac, it also scared me, a 'man' who came to dehydrate for the first time, half to death.

At first, Bai Feng thought that I had been injured by a dark arrow in my thigh or buttocks, and wanted to find out.

I immediately denied it.

I said, "Hemorrhoids are guilty."

Everyone was surprised and asked: Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids bleed so much?

I said, "Well, ten men have nine hemorrhoids."

Everyone said that there was nothing to be done.

I remember that before leaving the valley, Master prepared a bag for me, which was comparable to a bag of tricks, which relieved my urgent needs.

Those who know me, so does Master.

Bai Feng asked me why my bag was stuffed with strips of cotton cloth, and I explained: Because Master has always known that I have hemorrhoids.

Bai Feng asked: Why does the valley lord know that you have hemorrhoids?

I said, "Master is the culprit."

Bai Feng said: The valley master also let you eat the upgraded version of the ruthless little pepper?

Here's the thing, Master likes to research and develop fresh vegetable varieties in his spare time. At one time, a variety called "Heartless Little Pepper" was developed. After tasting it, everyone unanimously thought that it tasted very good. With everyone's encouragement, Master worked overtime and developed the "Heartless Little Pepper Upgrade" after a year. Everyone was eager to try and taste, and for seven days after that day, the water in the Valley of Despair was in short supply, and the thatched houses in the Valley of Despair were overcrowded. After that time, everyone generally got hemorrhoids. And Master and I are the few survivors of the Valley of Despair.

I lied and said: Eat.

Bai Feng patted me on the shoulder and said, "In the future, it is better to be cautious about the things developed by the valley master."

I nodded my head frequently and said, "Okay."

Satsuki said: Actually, I also have hemorrhoids.

I said, "Don't worry, there is always a doctor who can cure this disease."

Xiaoyue said: Hemorrhoids are not a disease, and the doctor can't manage it.

I said: Then let him empathize with him first, and there will naturally be a countermeasure.

Satsuki said: How to empathize?

I said: This depends on Master's "Heartless Little Pepper Upgrade".

Bai Feng said: This trick is too poisonous.

I said, "No poison, no husband."

In the years that followed, I did force a benevolent doctor who was hanging a pot to help the world eat an upgraded version of Ruthless Little Pepper.