Chapter 293: Three Women, One Play

"Hard...... Like iron?!"

Xiao Xie Yu's eyes lit up at that time: "Hometown...... Well, master, do you mean 'hard as iron'? No matter where it is wiped, it can have a strengthening effect, and it will be 'hard as iron'......"

"Of course, anywhere, anywhere! hehe...... Hard as iron!"

The old guy smiled knowingly, winked at Xiao Xie Yu twice, and then looked at Xiao Xie Yu, who also had a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, and raised his eyebrows obscenely: "Little guy, this secret, ordinary people, I won't tell him ......"

"Uh-huh, hehe...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

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In the middle of the night when the moon was dark and windy and somewhat cloudy, in an old and dilapidated courtyard in the small border town of Danya, beside the long table with messy cups and plates, two foxes, one old and one young, sat looking at each other, one brushing his beard, the other pinching his chin, and laughing at each other......

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Therefore, when Xie Yu followed the golden light emitted by the elves' wings and found it, he saw a piece of red on the two knights' bodies, and then determined that this bright and dazzling red was precisely because the two giant beasts fought to a tragic place, and it was soaked in the blood rain that sprayed out......

In his mind, he instantly remembered the teachings that the old mage had instilled in him that night about dragon blood!

Then, Xie Yu looked at the fat knight closest to him, and his eyes immediately burned.

After being stunned for a moment, he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva fiercely, hiding his burning gaze, and pretending to lean towards the little fat man as if nothing had happened.

Viciously grabbed the stunned fat knight, stripped off his shirt in front of everyone, rubbed his hands indiscriminately on the frightened little fat man, and in a moment, his hands and arms were stained with blood, and then Xie Yu laughed and began to smear his body desperately!

Dragon's blood, this is dragon's blood!

And it's not just dragon's blood!

In the rain of blood just now, the two giant beasts fought and both were injured, so this blood must be mixed with the blood of the divine beast Xiaoluhua......

According to the old guy, the dragon clan is recognized as the most powerful creature on the mainland, and the dragon's blood has this incredible effect, so the little divine beast Luhua, which is highly respected in the old mage's mouth and is said to be able to single-handedly challenge the king of the dragon clan - the golden dragon, its blood should at least be much stronger than the blood of this ordinary fire dragon, right?!

At the very least, it shouldn't be worse than the efficacy of these ordinary dragon blood, right?!

"Hey, hey, invulnerable, hard as iron, hey, hey, hey......, hey,

Xie Yu impatiently took off his shirt, rubbing the dragon's blood on his body, humming happily, as if he didn't know that the frightened little fat man broke free and ran away.

"Hehe, what the old guy said, this is a good thing that can make a man as hard as iron, so naturally ......it can't be wasted."

Xie Yu's heart moved, his eyes rolled, he glanced at the dumbfounded wooden knight next to him, and didn't care about him, just subconsciously turned around, turned his back to the direction of the two female elves and Nicole, took off his trousers, and rubbed his hands on his arms fiercely, until his hands were red and there was no trace of flesh color, and then, leaning down, his eyes widened, under his crotch, extremely meticulous, for fear of missing any place, uniform ...... Smeared up!

"Wowhaha...... It's as hard as iron, it's hard as iron...... Whew!"

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"These two idiots! I have gained such a big benefit but I don't know that looking at a young master is like looking at a pervert, so fat can still run so fast...... One of them flashed a knife at the master, making it seem as if the master would insult him! It was simply unreasonable! Could it be that the master would insult a man......? Didn't you just forget to lift your pants?!However, it seems that I was really too excited just now, alas......"

Xie Yu pinched the waist of his pants tightly with both hands, looked at the shining short sword in the hand of the wooden knight opposite, and looked at the hellish panic and disgust expression of the little fat man who had already run away, and at the same time he was ashamed and indignant, he couldn't help but cry and laugh very much.

Xie Yu knew that the action of touching a man and seriously touching himself just now had caused a misunderstanding between the two knights, but at this moment, in addition to shame and helplessness, Xie Yu found that there was a trace of irrepressible joy in his heart, so where did he have the heart to explain these boring questions?!

"The old guy is finally reliable this time...... This dragon's blood is really good, and now I feel warm on my body, hehe...... Well, although I was careless for a while, I was seen as fine, but ...... Hmph, everyone is a man, what does it matter?!When I go to the bathhouse to take a bath, a large group of men are not all stripped naked?!Hmph...... Well, right...... It doesn't matter, we're all men! Just look at it! Just take a bath! Don't worry about all these boring things......"

His nose twitched twice involuntarily, he greedily sniffed the faint bloody breath emanating from his body, and felt the strange feeling of comforting warmth all over his body, although Xie Yu was still ashamed, but when he thought that he would be invulnerable from now on, and he could be "as hard as iron", he finally gained something, so the resentment in his heart couldn't help but be slightly soothed, and he smiled beautifully.

It's just that Xie Yu, who was in a beautiful mood after figuring it out, just grinned at the corners of his mouth, and before the bright smile like a flower could bloom halfway, he suddenly felt a tightness in his scalp, and even his ears were numb in an instant, and at the same time, he heard a few sharp female voices behind him, which suddenly resounded!

These female voices, sharp and a little harsh, as if they are going to compete, screaming one after another, as if no one is convinced, no one is not to be outdone, and they are scrambling to be louder than whom!

"Damn, how did ......you forget these women?! I shouldn't have seen it just now, right?!" These female voices were so sharp and piercing that Xie Yu couldn't help but want to subconsciously cover his ears, but his hands were tightly grasping the waistband of his pants, where could he have hands to do anything else?!

"I'm really convinced! Please! It's the master who is being looked at, and it's not you, it's the master who suffers, right?! The master hasn't called yet! What are you screaming about?!"

The sting in his ears as if he had been stung by a bee made Xie Yu really annoyed:

"I didn't call when I dropped my pants just now, but now I call them when my pants are up! Is there something wrong?! This reaction is too slow, isn't it?! and...... Besides, you can call it, why do you scream like killing a pig?!"

As the saying goes, a woman is equivalent to five hundred ducks, so isn't the noise produced by two female elves and troublesome chicks equivalent to fifteen hundred ducks......

"As the saying goes, it's really noisy......

Xie Yu felt that his ears had been numbed by the shock, so he shrunk his neck, shook his head again, and sighed helplessly.

Suddenly, Xie Yu felt as if there was a burst of wind breaking the air behind his head, so he hurriedly lifted his pants and jumped to the side, being in mid-air, and at the same time turned his head to look back, and our little mage saw an overwhelming array of eggs, tomatoes, spinach, cabbage leaves, and so on......

Belch...... No, it's that when you look at it, it's full of wind blades, ice guns, ice arrows, and even a few small red gravel blocks, which are thrown at you in one go.

The magic attacks of the wind blade, ice spear, and ice arrow were naturally issued by the old elf Erix and the long-legged elf Yawen, but those strange red stones of different sizes ......

Well, I guess Nicole, who doesn't know anything, should throw it to herself......

Looking at it again, Xie Yu saw Erix and Yawen, screaming and blushing, both silently chanting magic spells, waving their hands one after another, making a ferocious attack on themselves.

And the trouble-making girl who doesn't know magic or any martial arts is actually joining in the fun, and her beautiful little face is also red, and she is squatting on the ground, her eyes are looking around, and she grabs it with both hands, and every time she sees a stone, she can't wait to grab it in her hand, and then she seems to use her strength to eat milk, and throws it towards her death.

In those small cherry mouths, they opened and closed continuously, and while emitting a piercing scream, they seemed to be cursing a few words of shame from time to time.

However, even if Nicole screamed and scolded Zai Huan, those stones thrown with all her strength naturally did not pose any threat to Xie Yu.

And the two female elves, Erix and Yawen, were born with magical talent and strength that cannot be underestimated, and the magic attacks they sent out, Xie Yu didn't dare to take them hard!

Although his body has been smeared with dragon blood, it has only been a short time, what if he hasn't exerted the effect of strengthening?!

Xie Yu didn't dare to risk his life!

So Xie Yu strode away, and after landing, he looked at the place where he was standing behind him, several large pits smashed by the wind blade and ice spear and ice arrows, as well as the flying gravel and flying sand everywhere, and couldn't help but pull out a hand, patting his chest for a while:

"Damn! These two female elves are so ruthless, it seems that they are willing to give up until they kill the master...... Is there a mistake?! Is the master the victim? What kind of hatred and what kind of grudge? There is no reason for this......

It's just that before Xie Yu could open his mouth to ask, the two female elves saw that the attack had failed, but their mouths and subordinates did not stop at all, and then, several fierce and fierce wind blades and ice spears and the like, flashing with a light blue and white ghost, with a sharp sound of breaking the sky, shot towards Xie Yu who had just landed on his feet!

Xie Yu smiled bitterly, but he naturally knew that there was no reason to talk about facing a crazy woman, so he had to continue to dodge and flee in embarrassment.

The so-called "three women in one play"!

And under the anger of the three women, the scene was out of control for a while, and the chaos became noisy!

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"Roar...... Roar!"

Just when everyone in the arena was fighting lively, and our villain Xie Yu was busy hugging his head and running around, two extremely familiar dragon roars came from the deep darkness in the distance, one after another!

The first dragon roar seemed to be far away, but when the second sound sounded, it was already much clearer and louder!

Obviously, the behemoth that has made everyone suffer enough is rapidly approaching here!

And these two dragon roars also immediately made everyone's farce of internal strife come to an abrupt end!

No one cares about the shameless little mage who is playing hooligan in front of the public, and everyone, including the little mage, all changed drastically at the moment when the dragon roar sounded!

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