(a)

Erong Dan is a good thing that can change appearance, gender. This is an excellent companion for walking the rivers and lakes and breaking into the martial arts. The effect of Yi Rong Dan is unexpectedly powerful, unexpected, and a blockbuster. Good things are especially precious, and precious things are generally rare. So there are only three on the rivers and lakes. I think maybe it's a promotional method formed by merchants in order to maintain its rarity, maybe the price of an elixir is better than my worthless life.

I'm curious, scarcity is expensive. If the rarity is just for promotion, then the three are too rare.

Master said, "The one who made the Transept Pill is my close friend, but unfortunately he died suddenly when he made the third Transept Pill.

I said, "Is it because of overwork?"

Master glanced at me and couldn't hide his sadness.

Master said, "No, it's overindulgence and I didn't hold it."

I said, "Pathetic."

I asked Master, since I had already taken Yi Rong Dan, why didn't I change my appearance by the way, and give Yi a face that was intact and seducing all beings.

Master said, "At that time, you were still young, and I didn't know that you would be so ugly when you grew up.

I said, "Am I ugly?"

Master said, "I'm joking, it's not ugly."

I said, "Isn't it ugly?"

Master said, "It's okay."

(b)

Master's close friend is also a master who studies bottles and cans, not only tall, but also has a high voice. When he was young, the master called him Xiao Gao, and when he was over 30, the master changed his name to call him Lao Gao. It's a pity that this old man didn't shout for a few years before he shouted into the soil. Lao Gao's eyes closed. Kick your feet. Nothing was left. Only the third valuable Yi Rong Dan was left, and the master hid it with the sheep. It wasn't until he met me that he was willing to take out this treasure. This thing is used on me, and it is not a dishonorable mission. It's just that who would have thought that although this treasure is good, it is an unfinished product. I can't help but sigh that my childhood was so troubled.

I suspect Master didn't know it at first, but it wasn't until I was 10 years old that he had an epiphany. However, it was too late.

Master said that because the Erong Pill is a semi-finished product, many functions are not complete, and the effect has also been reduced. If you are seventeen years old, thank God for burning incense and worshiping the Buddha.

I thought about it and asked: What about the remaining seventy years of my life.

Master said, "You may not be able to live that long."

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That night, the clouds were bleak. I lay in bed staring at my crotch. I pondered that I shouldn't be called Jiangshan, I should be called Misfortune. Jiang Hua is lucky. When it comes to Jiang painting, I have a particularly mixed feeling.

I've loved Jiang painting since I was a kid because she looks so good. And now, her pleasing gaze makes me miserable, even hateful.

Just when I was thinking about Jiang Hua's love-hate entanglement with me, and fate made people, a knife Bai Feng came in at some point, and quietly made a pot of tea for himself.

When the tea was finished, I didn't react at all.

Bai Feng choked his throat and said: You can't become a killer if you are so vigilant.

I woke up from a dream.

I said: I'm not a killer and I don't want to be a killer.

Bai Feng was stunned for a moment and said: Ruthless Valley never raises people who eat white rice.

I said, "You are a sage."

Peak Xian said: You can always tell him apart very quickly.

I said: Because Xiaofengfeng is different from you, you are the most cold-blooded person I have ever met.

Ding Xian said: Once the killer has feelings, he can't kill, his heart will be soft, and his knife will be blunt. So Brother Feng can only be a good killer, but he can't be the best killer.

I said, "Even if the knife is blunt enough to kill the damned people in the world, your sharp knife will eventually slaughter you."

Let's be honest. I don't want to die under my own sword, it's a lonely and cruel way to die. I'd rather give him a knife if I could. But I can't kill the top sage, just like I can't change him. I often think that when Ding Xian became like this, the master had the responsibility of misleading people's children, his father and his mother also had the responsibility of ignoring it, and Xiao Fengfeng also had the responsibility of ignoring it. I also have the responsibility of not playing with him much when I was a child, and I also have the responsibility of boasting and worshipping him too much. After all, it was everyone who forged such a murder knife with their own hands. As a result, even if this knife is rampant, everyone can only choose to remain silent.

(c)

The next morning, the rooster crowed, and I still hadn't slept. When I was tired from tossing and turning all night, and I was drowsy, Xiao Fengfeng kicked the door open—

Xiao Fengfeng shouted loudly: Jiangshan, Jiangshan!

I didn't move. He approached and called again.

I shouted angrily: What are you shouting, I'm not dead.

Xiao Fengfeng walked to my bedside and said, "You are shaking so much, are you sick?"

I said, "You're sick." Grandma's legs, I was just about to fall asleep when I was scared to pee by your voice.

Xiao Fengfeng said: I'm sorry, Jiangshan, I heard the rooster crow, I thought you were awake.

I said: The rooster crows only means that the rooster is awake, what does it have to do with me. If I howl in the middle of the night, you'll have to wake up.

Xiao Fengfeng said: That crow is a matter of chickens, what kind of jobs do you grab from chickens?

I said, "You owe a beating today."

I leaped into the air and swept the legs in the air...... Let him avoid it.

Xiao Fengfeng's face was full of pride, and he said: You are lazy when you practice.

I turned sideways and threw out a gold needle.

He easily caught it and saluted me back. I have the heart to hide, but I don't have the ability to hide. No matter how I jumped up and down, hiding left and right, I still couldn't dodge the golden needles that came to me with all my heart, and pierced into my plumpest ass impartially.

I screamed, ah—

Xiao Fengfeng said: Is it so painful?

I immediately fell to the ground and said, "This golden needle is not big, but it is not small." It's also a hidden weapon. You've done it to me.

Xiao Fengfeng said: Obviously, it was you who made the first move, not to mention how do I know that your martial arts are so weak that you can't even dodge a golden needle. But this needle didn't hit the point, and the buttocks were full of meat, so it didn't get in the way.

I said: How can it not be in the way, I was idle two days ago and had nothing to do, so I painted some on the hidden weapon-

Xiao Fengfeng said: What did you paint?

I said: anesthetic.

After saying that, I fainted.

When I woke up again, it was already noon the next day. When I opened my eyes, I was greeted by three large faces, which were too close to each other, causing my vision to be a little crowded and my clarity a little blurred. But I knew they were three faces that had turned to ashes that I recognized.

My first words were: I'm hungry.

The second sentence is: My butt hurts.

Xiao Fengfeng said: I'll go and prepare food for you.

Dingxian said: I'll go find you painkillers.

Master said, "I'll talk to you."

I said, "Master, if you have something to say, just say it."

The master closed the door, glanced out twice, and made sure that everyone was gone before saying: Jiangshan, your identity is different now, you can't be so reckless anymore.

Come to think of it, Master's words are not unreasonable. It's like my needle stuck in my ass, and Master has avoided it. Xiaofeng Feng they are even more inconvenient. In the end, if no one takes the needle, then I will die too lightly. Fortunately, this needle pierced the buttocks, and if it was pierced in some intimate parts, it really wouldn't be able to live.

I said, "What the Master teaches is that the disciples should follow the teachings.

Master said, "Also, Jiangshan, your martial arts are too miserable to see. Even if I never planned to let you go in and out of the rivers and lakes to fight and kill, but as a disciple of the Ruthless Valley Lord, it is really unreasonable that you can't even catch a golden needle. If you can't catch it, forget it, and let the needle be punctured and dizzy, and it will be a joke!

I said, "It's because I applied the signature anesthetic of Ruthless Valley to this needle, so that's why it's like this."

Master said, "I've tried this anesthetic, and others have been dizzy for four or five hours, why are you—

I said, "I probably didn't sleep well the day before, and I was too sleepy."

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