(a)

Master used to say that you might wake up early one morning and find yourself grown. But Master didn't say that you will wake up early one morning and find that your little Ding Ding is gone! This is a very serious thing, just like building a house without tiles, driving a carriage without horses, eating porridge without food. I lost a mascot about the dignity of men, which means that I lost the qualification to marry a wife. This is not a glorious thing, I can't find a doctor, I can't find Xiao Fengfeng and Brother Xian, the only person I can be cheeky to ask for help is Master. Those who have lived for 300 years will have a wider range of knowledge. I couldn't say anything, "Master, what is it if a man doesn't have a little brother?"

Master looked at me and said, "Eunuch!

I said, "Is the eunuch a man?"

Master said, "No."

I said, "Is that a eunuch a woman?"

Master said, "No.

Master thought that I was abnormal, but he didn't know that at this moment, his disciple's heart was full of holes, and all thoughts were lost. After living for more than ten years, Xiao Ding Ding can still be lived, although this kind of anecdote may not be able to shake up and down for 5,000 years, but it is more than enough to shake a dynasty and a river and lake. At least "one knife" Bai Feng will laugh off his big teeth! When I was young, my emotional intelligence was already outstanding among my peers, especially in front of Xiao Fengfeng's late enlightenment and late development, I was simply his idol and his guiding light! And now I have a heart to save thousands of girls, but I can only watch Xiao Fengfeng hug the beauty.

Before I could figure it all out, I decided to disguise it. I kept telling myself that I was still a good man. But I'm not stupid, and the people of the Valley of Despair aren't blind. It's like when I go to a thatched house, I always struggle with whether to go into the women's room or the men's room. Of course, I will definitely choose the men's room, after all, I have been in the room for more than ten years, and I have a deep relationship. When I entered the men's room, the problem came again, and if I didn't have a faucet, I would spill my foot when I stood up, so I had to squat and pee. In the end, I could only hide in Master's independent toilet and secretly squat and pee.

The year Master took me back to the valley and asked me what was the biggest difference between a man and a woman.

I said: Men can't have children, women can not only have children, but also give birth to several in one go.

Master shook his head.

I said, "Shhhhh

Master looked at me meaningfully and said, "Men can be unscrupulously ugly, but women cannot." So, Jiangshan, fortunately you are a boy.

The sky used to have eyes that made me ugly, but ugliness doesn't get in the way.

But the heavens are blind now.

In the past, even if I fell, I had to see a piece of scenery under the skirt of a beautiful woman. Now if I fall, I just lie down on the ground and sleep. If a man doesn't want to get better, God can't save him. If the pig doesn't want to do well...... Pigs want to be good or not, and the result is the same.

Master asked me why I didn't practice anymore.

I said, "Tong Zi Gong has lost the practice of Tong Zi Gong."

Master was surprised: Ah, it seems that the side effects are quite big!

I said, "I'll just say it."

Master said, "This boy skill does have side effects.

I said: What are the side effects?

Master looked at me innocently.

I asked: What exactly are the side effects?

Master touched my crotch and said, "That's the side effect."

I said, "You know everything?"

Master said, "You kid is playing in my private hut every day, and you always forget to rinse, and you can't sleep for several nights because of your smoke. I thought you might have something unspeakable to keep from getting a public thatched house. But Master really couldn't stand your smell, and after thinking about it, he decided to tell you this secret. In fact, what you have practiced over the years is not Tongzigong at all, and Shaolin's martial arts have long been out of fashion.

I said: I guessed, if the boy can really practice the boy, the Shaolin Temple will not become a nunnery.

Master looked at me in shock, and couldn't believe that the ruthless valley lord had lied and had such a big mistake, so he could only deceive me, and it would be several years to deceive.

In front of my eyes, a truth that had been hidden in the snow for seventeen years began to surface. I eagerly awaited his information, eager to unravel the mystery.

(b)

Master recalled—

Seventeen years ago

On that day, the heavy rain was like an injection, and the wind and rain were combined, showing the trend of turning over the river and the sea. It was destined to be a tumultuous night. That night, Wudang and Emei conspired to attack Shaolin, just because the monks sent by the Shaolin abbot to preach were too handsome, causing the disciples of Wudang and Emei to mistakenly think that Shaolin was rich in handsome guys. Since then, the disciples of the two factions have been decreasing day by day, and it is said that they all returned to Shaolin with the missionary monks. In this battle, Shaolin was outnumbered, and it was difficult to defeat four fists with both hands. What's more, Shaolin has been focusing on dressing up in recent years, thinking about how to use his appearance to bewitch Wulin. The combat effectiveness is much worse than before, and it is almost wiped out. After the victory of Wudang and Emei, because of the uneven distribution of spoils, the disagreement between the merits and the fight broke out again. In this fight, thousands of people fought hard and killed, and after the killing, there were only dozens of people left. This battle came to be known as: The Shaolin Injustice Case. Although Wudang and Emei also suffered heavy losses, they are still the most wronged in Shaolin!

That night, I was born. To be precise, Jiang Hua and I were both born. The Jiang family has added a pair of twin sisters, which is a happy event. But I and Jiang Hua are conjoined babies. When we were in the womb, we couldn't tolerate each other, but we couldn't eat each other, and it turned out to be such a tragic way. This appearance frightened everyone, and those who didn't have the courage thought that the eldest lady of the Jiang family had given birth to a pair of monsters, and only her father and mother did not give up. But the mother died within a few hours after giving birth, or not, out of sight. In the end, only this dad was left who did not abandon us and did not give up.

Master said that if we are not separated, we will not live for more than a month. It means that they have to be separated. In fact, even if you can live a hundred years together, it won't work, wouldn't it be a monster. Of course, the key to everyone's meaning is that my father means that they must be separated! Even if one dies, it will be scored! Master said that he can keep both of them alive, but he has to cut off the left side of the face of one of the female babies, and after cutting it, the half of his face is wasted, but his life can be saved, and it will not affect his eyesight, nor will it affect his speech and eating.

My dad agreed.

In this way, without realizing it, I sacrificed myself to achieve the perfection of Jiang painting.

Before leaving, the master considered my future and felt that if the girl's family grew up with my virtue, I would definitely not be able to get married, and I would die alone without children under my knees, and I would have to dig a grave and bury myself before I died. So, without realizing it, I was fed the only three Yi Rong Dan on the rivers and lakes.