(a)

I've always had regrets about the town of Kawaguchi. From the beginning to the end, I never had the opportunity to taste the taste of "three alls". It's a pity that I can't eat it, but it's a pity that I won't be able to eat it for the rest of my life. Then this regret will be magnified and sublimated.

According to the regulations, Bai Xiaohua is a good horse carrying two people. However, Little Spot added a black history at a young age, so it had to have the courage to bear the price of madness - carrying me and Bai Feng. Bai Feng is very good at taming horses, so Xiao Ban didn't dare to make a mistake under his crotch. I thought that children would always be unreasonable to their gentle mothers. Because I felt sorry for Xiao Spot, I decided to deduct a bowl of rice than usual. It's just that when it came to the dinner table and was hungry, Xiao Ban had already been thrown out of the clouds.

We stepped on the junction of the town of Hekou, and we were full of emotion. When I came, my stomach was empty, and my sleeves were breezy. When he walks, he has a big belly and poop, and there are horses and meat. As for the piece of meat hidden in my arms, I don't know how it came about. It may be that he is drunk and takes the sheep by the hand, but this possibility is extremely slim. It's quite difficult to get drunk and delirious, and to steal a piece of fatty meat without being able to avoid your ears and eyes when you're confused.

I said, "Big things are not good."

They asked, "What's wrong?"

I said, "I have an inexplicable piece of meat in my arms."

Jiang Hua said: It shouldn't be some stubborn disease.

Bai Feng said: When you get to Chang'an, I will find a doctor for you to see.

I took out the fat piece of meat from my bosom, shook it, and said, "The meat is here."

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Jiang Hua said: Brother, when did you steal the meat?

My head shook like a rattle.

I said, "I didn't steal."

Bai Feng said: Otherwise?

I said, "Will anyone deliberately try to frame me?"

The three of us stepped out of the town of Bayou on the front foot, and were stopped by a group of people on the back foot. The bearded man who took the lead was none other than Wu Sanquan!

Wu Sangang said: Everyone, stay!

I was shocked: it's over, I'm definitely coming to ask for meat.

Wu Sanquan said: Brother Bai, where are you going?

I said, "Go and return the meat!"

Wu Sangang was puzzled: Return the meat?

I said, "Didn't you come to us because we had one less piece of meat?"

I lifted the oily piece of meat and shook it in my hand again.

Wu Sanwan laughed loudly and said: This piece of meat!

I said, "Yes, but I didn't really steal it, and they can testify."

Wu Sangang said: It is true that you did not steal it.

I was overjoyed and said, "Brother Jar is really wise."

Wu Sangan was so embarrassed that his face was red and his ears were red, and he said: Eh, eh, just call me Brother Wu. Little brother doesn't know that I secretly stuffed that piece of meat to you.

I see. Sure enough, I overestimated myself. My sneaky skills have not yet reached the realm of supernatural powers. At most, I can touch two handfuls on the legs of beautiful women without realizing it, but I don't have the ability to steal a big piece of fat meat in front of everyone.

Wu Sanwan said: Brother Bai, the little brother can't help it. Yesterday, I received a secret report from the south overnight. The wife of the leader of the Flying Eagle Gang was robbed.

I said: We are not responsible for the kidnapping.

Wu Sanquan said: You are not responsible for dealing with it, you are kidnappers.

We say, "Nonsense!" We look like good people.

One second, the little brother and the big brother were very affectionate, and the latter accused us of being kidnappers. It's just that the object of the kidnapping is not a piece of fat.

Wu Sanwan took out the portrait from his arms and shook it off, pointed to the Jiang painting and said: The woman in the painting is clearly her.

I said, "She's what she's she, she's my sister."

Wu Sangang said: Your sister was not born by a father or mother.

I said, "Why, isn't it?"

Wu Sanwan said: Little brother, you are too self-exalted. Let me look down from above, from left to right, too—yah!

Everyone asks: What's wrong?

Wu Sanquan exclaimed: Ahhhh

Everyone asked: Where is it like?

Wu Sangang said: If you don't look carefully, I don't think it, I put aside the mask and take a closer look, from the eyebrows to the mouth, it looks very similar.

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes fell on me and Jiang Hua, and their sharp eyes were like hungry wolves in the night.

I said, "Look, we have to hurry."

Wu Sanquan came back to his senses and said: I forgot about this interruption. Little brother, I don't care if you are relatives or not, you have to stay with this person.

I said, "Your wife is not in good health?"

Wu Sangang said: Natural and healthy.

I said, "Are there any hidden diseases?"

Wu Sangang said: There should be none.

I said, "Isn't that it, my sister?"

Wu Sanwan stared at me with two red harrier eyes.

I said, "My sister is mute."

Everyone said, "Ah, how can you be a dumb person who looks so good?"

Some people say: The helper's wife is not dumb, I heard that the helper's wife has a beautiful voice.

I said, "My sister is not only dumb, but also deaf!" She can't hear what you say. It's a pity that my sister has this flower and moon appearance.

Everyone sighed: Alas, it's really a pity. This kind of appearance can be regarded as one of the best beauties in the rivers and lakes.

Everyone's eyes turned to the Jiang painting sitting on the horse. She is neither sad nor joyful, nor does she say a word. From time to time, he still looked at everyone with his big round eyes open. When I caught the gap, I squeezed my eyebrows and winked at Jiang Hua. Jiang Hua couldn't help but smile at my rich expression. , everyone was even more stunned by this smile: beautiful, beautiful!

Wu Sangang said: Little brother, I'm sorry, my eyes are not very good. It's also to blame this portrait for misleading. Hey.

Bai Feng said: Since it was a misunderstanding, we still have to hurry, so it is inconvenient to stay longer.

Wu Sangang said: That's that. Brother Bai, I will definitely invite you to drink if I have the chance. We're going to leave, and you guys be careful all the way.

We say: goodbye.

(b)

Our first priority was to find a place to stay before dark, preferably with wine and meat and a bed. No matter how bad it is, there is water, rice, and straw mats.

I still think about the wit I had just had. Jiang Hua scolded me for splitting my head and covering my face. Complain that I cursed her for being deaf and blind. I don't think that's a matter of what I say. Then I will definitely have money and beautiful women.

I said: If you are not deaf or blind, you will be arrested by Wu Sangang.

Jiang Hua said: What if I am deaf and blind one day?

I said, "Don't worry, I'm not that crow-mouthed." I'm a magpie mouth.

I lamented that a woman's courage was probably only as big as a quail egg! I didn't need a sword or a sword! A single move and a few words could scare her into a loss of soul. It can even make her doubt her life. I think that Jiang painting is only suitable for making a picture of a beauty, hanging in any splendid Yuyu Qionglou. You can watch from afar, look close, and occasionally reach out and touch two. Of course, you can't touch it in the open. Naturally, this is a test of one's courage and skill.

I was suddenly taken aback.

I said, "It's over." Are we wanted by the Eagles?

Bai Feng said: You just reacted? Get a Wu three cylinders, and there are thousands of Wu three cylinders in front of you.

I said, "Well, it's safer for us to stay in Estuary."

Jiang Hua said: Will you be stupid for a lifetime when Wu Sangang is a tank?

I said, "What then?" There are wolves in front and tigers in the back, and they don't let people live.

Jiang Hua said: Brother, Bai Daxia, you must think of a way.

I said, "You are so good staying in the house, how can you get entangled with the Flying Eagle Gang?"

When asked about this, Jiang Hua's face was full of sadness, sunny to cloudy, cloudy to overcast, and I am afraid that there will be a storm immediately if I continue to ask.

I said, "Forget it." It's too dangerous now, so let's talk about it slowly when it's safe.

Jiang Hua lowered his eyebrows, nodded his head pitifully, and looked like he wanted to say something.

I said, "Painting, just say whatever you want."

Jiang Hua said: I heard that the Valley of Despair is also a well-known gang in the rivers and lakes, and few people in the rivers and lakes know where it is. Even if my brother and Bai Daxia are both from the Valley of Despair, why don't we go back? In this way, the minions of the Flying Eagle Gang will not be able to reach out to us.

Bai Feng said: No!

Jiang Hua said: Why? The power of the Flying Eagle Gang is one of the best in the rivers and lakes, and we will soon be discovered, and we will not be able to hide.

I said, "Yes." Lao Bai, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, and there are knives everywhere.

Bai Feng glared at me, glared at me fiercely! That glance contained too many meanings, and I could understand the following: shut up, stupid, you don't understand my good intentions, don't talk nonsense, we are in a group. Maybe there are more meanings, but unfortunately I am limited in my ability to comprehend them.

Bai Feng said: I will do my best to protect you, and don't talk about returning to the valley anymore.

I said, "Yes, yes, yes, you don't know, the reason why we came out of the valley is because of the recent famine in the Valley of Despair." My master can't afford to pay the rice he is poor. It was a terrible situation. It belonged to me and Lao Bai who had high consciousness and escaped while the moon was dark and the wind was high. Let's not go back. Compared to starving to death, those people in the Flying Eagle Gang are nothing at all. I can trust Lao Bai.

Bai Feng glared at me again. This glance also contains many layers of meaning. For example: witty, well-spoken, teachable.

Jiang Hua said: Then don't you need to bring some rice back to rescue everyone?

I said, "No, the master said, even if there is no rice, everyone will practice the art of cultivating immortals."

Jiang Hua said: The art of cultivating immortals?

Bai Feng said: If you are hungry, you will become an immortal.

I said: to be exact, there are two kinds. One is to become an immortal when you are hungry, and the other is to starve to death when you are hungry. Cultivating immortals has always been unreliable. Three points of hunger, seven points of life. It's all about creation.

Jiang Hua said: What if the people in the Valley of Despair starve to death?

I said, "That's no way, that's fate."