(a)

When it was dark, we found an inn in the woods of the backwoods, like an oasis in the desert, with candlelight in the dark light. The two horses were so happy that they hung down and went straight to the sky, threatening to puncture the sky. We were bumpy all the way, and our butts were about to pop out of a hole the size of a palm. People are like this, they are tired when they move. If you don't move, you will waste.

In the inn, there is a shopkeeper and a few customers. So we and two horses are extraordinarily precious. This feeling is different from the fragrant world in Hekou Town. It is equivalent to you enjoying the VIP treatment without spending a penny.

Xiao Er asked enthusiastically: Is the guest officer sharpened or staying in the hotel?

We say: stay in the hotel.

Xiao Er asked: How many rooms does the guest officer need?

I said, "Three."

They said in unison, "Two."

Xiao Er asked: How many guest officers are there?

Bai Feng said: Two rooms.

I said, "How do you live in two rooms?" Jiang Hua is now a beautiful girl, and it is not suitable to sleep in one room.

Bai Feng said: Who said that you sleep in one, we will sleep in one.

I was surprised: Ah, we? ...... That's even more inappropriate.

Bai Feng said: Since you think it's not suitable, then you pay for the silver.

Friendship is contaminated with money, and it inevitably looks vulgar. Although I am a layman, I have a high consciousness, and I have rich friends to spend and no money to spend on friends. What's more, Bai Feng is not a friend, he is at most a random knife that I can wield at will.

I once asked Bai Feng how he felt as a world-renowned martial arts killer but a poet who had to obey the orders of a third-rate martial arts poet.

Bai Feng said: Third-rate martial arts, first-class talent.

I was surprised: I can't even grasp the knife steadily, how can I talk about talent?

Bai Feng said: The valley master knows that you can't grasp the knife steadily, so I will grasp the knife, you just need to grasp the needle.

I wondered: the needle is light and heavy, the needle is small and the knife is big, at most I have done what ordinary people can do.

Bai Feng said: The butcher can hold a chopping knife, but he may not be able to hold a bamboo pen. Great strength does not mean high martial arts.

I said, "Then why do people like to carry a big sword on their backs?" Isn't that very inconvenient, and if you don't get it right, you will poke yourself.

Bai Feng said: It may be a trend.

I said, "Am I not out of luck?"

Bai Feng said: You can change the trend and lead the trend, why do you have to catch the trend?

That moment was like an initiation, so much so that later I did set off a wave of tide in the rivers and lakes.

(b)

The rules of the inn are that all women, especially beautiful women, receive free hot water. Due to the beauty of the country painted by the river, like flowers and jade, the innkeeper sent two more buckets of hot water in the spring.

I asked the shopkeeper in a private joking: If I am a woman, do you send hot water at the inn?

The shopkeeper said, "Send it, I'll give you a bucket of footwater."

If I make such a fuss, I don't want to be a woman anymore. If as a woman, you don't enjoy the slightest special treatment, or even worse, then why bother yourself.

Jiang Hua was bathing and changing clothes in the next room, and Bai Feng and I stared at the two buckets of hot water in the room and worried. To wash or not to wash?

Bai Feng passed on his experience and said that taking a bath is the same as eating. If you can't guarantee that you will eat all meals, then you would rather skip one meal than eat more, so as not to make your stomach angry. I think it makes sense. So, Bai Feng and I drank the two buckets of hot bath water clean with the principle of not wasting water resources and not letting the body be hypocritical. Looking down at her belly again, she really looks like a pregnant woman who is three or four months pregnant.

The next morning, Bai Feng and I had two dark circles under our eyes, and our faces and necks were so swollen that we couldn't bear to gamble. Jiang Hua and the shopkeeper's junior two both thought that we had been poisoned by some strange poison or bitten by poisonous insects. They are alarmist in our ears.

The shopkeeper said: The two guest officers are afraid that they will have to seek medical treatment quickly. You're in a dangerous situation. Look at this big face and thick neck, it is estimated that the poison is all on this head.

I said, "You're making too much of a fuss." We're just edema.

They said, "How much water do you have to drink to swell like this?"

I looked embarrassed and said, "No more, no more, one bucket for each of us."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Bai Feng and I didn't sleep well last night, but half an hour was a soak of urine, and in the end we simply took turns squatting in the thatched hut for the night. When it comes to bath water, I still have sour water in my throat when I taste it now. The taste is sweet with salty and salty, salty with bitter. I couldn't help but ask the shopkeeper.

I said, "Shopkeeper, the bath water in your house smells a little rich."

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment and said: "I won't tell you, this water has been washed in other rooms, and I see that it is quite clear, but it is a pity to pour it."

My stomach was churning.

(c)

After breakfast, I went to the hut again, and the hut was full of the smell of urine, and I couldn't smell it anymore, and the smell was several times worse than the smell of the fox. I really want to hold it if I can, but in this world, only urine and farts can't hold it.

I thought that when the whole world disliked me, White Maple and Little Madara would not dislike me. One is my sword, the other is my horse, and it's not a human being. If you are not a person, you will not have seven emotions and six desires, and if you do not have seven emotions and six desires, you will not pick the sky and pick up the four suspicions.

I touched Spot's ass, and Spota subconsciously glanced back at me, and shook his hooves to kick me.

I roared: Spotted, I'm your mother!

Spotted was startled. Stared at me repeatedly, like looking at flowers in the fog and the moon in the water. In layman's terms: it didn't recognize me!

I said, "Don't look at my big face and thick head, I'm just swollen." Look closely at my mask, unique to your mother.

Madara shook his tail in joy and shook his head for a while. I often say what kind of owner and what kind of domestic animal, looking at the crazy and indecent appearance of Madara, it is inevitable to sigh that I may not be a good model parent, so Madara cannot become a thousand-mile horse. However, short legs are also an important factor.

Jiang Hua once asked me, why are you Xiaoban's mother and not Xiaoban's father? There should be two answers: one is because I don't have Xiaoding anymore. The second is that the father can't give birth to a child. At the time, I only told her about the latter.

Bai Xiaohua and Xiaoban have a good relationship, but unfortunately they are both males, what sparks can be sparked between the two stallions? Maybe one day in the future, they will be jealous of the same mare.

I touched Spot's ass, and Spota looked at the white painting triumphantly.

I said, "What are you proud of, your legs are shorter than others?"

I was still playing with Xiao Ban, Jiang Hua and Bai Feng had already packed their luggage. As soon as Bai Xiaohua saw Jiang Hua, he pouted his ass a few meters away. Bai Xiaohua didn't know, the main reason why I touched Xiaoban's butt was that there was no water to wash my hands after going to the toilet, so I simply rubbed it clean.

The truth is often cruel, and I'd rather they touch their butts as a rite of love.