Chapter 35: Nicole's Revenge (Part II)

Sure enough, I saw that Nicole Chick changed her words, looked at Shrek, who was grateful, and sighed softly, as if she was a little helpless in her tone, and said slowly: "It's just ...... Lord Shrek, as for how to express our gratitude, Nicole will have to consult with my fiancé to decide...... It's really hard for Nicole to make any decisions on her own......"

"Hmm...... Well...... It's really my honor to be able to solve the problems of the beautiful Miss Nicole, and you don't have to be polite...... Hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... Huh?" Shrek's black face began to turn purple due to overexcitement, and a pair of big hands were busy swinging again and again, and suddenly stopped, looking up at Nicole in surprise: "...... Fiance?...... What fiancé?...... Which little bastard is your fiancé!"

"Whew...... It's Lord Harrow, he's a noble and powerful magician, and our two families have been married since childhood......"

Nicole stretched out a beautiful little hand and pointed at Xie Yu, who was already stunned, her little face was red, her expression was extremely shy, and her tone was also filled with endless pride, shyness and sweetness. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing this little girl's little finger pointing at him, Xie Yu let out a sad cry in his heart, the chicken leg that he hadn't finished gnawing in his hand fell to the ground all of a sudden, put one hand against his forehead, and moaned weakly in his mouth: "Grandma's ...... This little girl wants to hurt me! It's really the most poisonous woman's heart...... This little chick is vicious!"

Xie Yu was covering his forehead in pain, and scolded Nicole Chick's shamelessness and viciousness in his heart, but he heard the sound of something "poofing" to the ground next to him, and an earth-shattering roar.

The sound of "poof" was made by the traitor bird, originally the traitor was grabbing a roast rabbit, flew up a big tree overhead, sat on the branch, and watched the excitement while eating, seeing Nicole taking advantage of Shrek's affection, blaming Xie Yu, and suddenly did not sit firmly, fell from the tree, fell to the ground, splashed a piece of dust, and then the bird flapped its two wings, its golden little eyes narrowed into a slit, and rolled on the ground with an eagle's hooked beak, looking like it was overjoyed.

Needless to say, the roar was made by Mr. Monster who overturned the vinegar jar, full of anger, and the trees next to him seemed to be trembling slightly, only to see that Mr. Monster's black face was originally purple due to redness, but at this moment under the anger, it was even more purple, and a bare head was as purple as a huge round eggplant.

Seeing Shrek panting, a pair of soybean eyes were as big as peanut kernels, throwing away the wolf legs in his hand, clenching his fists like sandbags, taking a big stride, and rushing towards Xie Yu: "boy!

Xie Yu came back to his senses and watched Shrek's huge body like a mountain rushing towards him, and a huge eggplant was on top of the huge body, and the heavy and powerful footsteps shook the earth as if it were shaking gently.

Xie Yu didn't hesitate at all, and immediately turned around and ran.

Are you kidding to fight this humanoid monster?

Xie Yu plunged into the forest, and the jealous Shrek followed closely and also got into it, one desperately ran in front, and the other struggled to chase behind, and suddenly there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the woods, startling countless birds and beasts inhabiting the forest to scatter and flee.

"Hero, things are not what you think...... Listen to me......" Xie Yu shouted as he ran.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen...... Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen......" The enraged Shrek shook his eggplant-like head and covered his ears with his hands.

"It's really a misunderstanding, big brother, you must listen to my explanation......" Xie Yu shouted again in front of him.

"Good...... I'll see how you explain it, you say!"

Maybe he thinks that he has eaten the barbecue made by Xie Yu several times after all, and he is a bit short-mouthed, and this kid is the most temperamental in this group, so it's better to give him a chance first, listen to what this kid says, if you can't have a reasonable explanation, it's not too late to teach him a lesson.

Thinking of this, Shrek stopped, his tone softened slightly, and shouted at Xie Yu, who was fleeing for his life in front of him.

Xie Yu, who was innocently wronged, saw that Shrek stopped, and immediately stopped, and then with an extremely bright smile on his face, he turned to Shrek to explain.

But as soon as Shrek saw the hateful smile on Xie Yu's face, he immediately thought that the beautiful, generous and empathetic goddess was about to let the hateful kid in front of him snatch it, wouldn't that be a flower inserted in cow dung......? Damn boy, dare to beat your sister-in-law's idea, see that I don't break your dog's legs!"

As he spoke, he took a big stride and rushed up murderously.

Xie Yu wailed, and had to turn around and flee again.

The two of them ran for a while, stopped for a while, and talked for a while, so that the forest kept echoing such a conversation.

"Big brother, things are really not what you imagined...... Listen to me......"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen...... I don't listen...... Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, don't listen......"

"What a misunderstanding...... You've got to listen to me......"

"Good...... Stinky boy, you say ......"

There will be a slight pause in the conversation, and the forest can return to a brief silence, but only a few seconds later-

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen...... Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen...... boy, don't run!"

............

When this kind of conversation was repeated repeatedly to the twelfth time, Xie Yu finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Damn! No wonder the more I listen to it, the more I feel wrong, the more I listen to this kind of idiot-like dog-blood dialogue, the more familiar it becomes--Damn! Isn't this the line that the hero and heroine must use when they quarrel in those unlucky youth idol dramas, Korean dramas, family ethics and bitter dramas and harem dramas in their previous lives?......? It's really a little inexplicable!But if it's really two handsome men and beautiful women like this, it's a little easier to say, although it's just as disgusting, but at least it looks eye-catching, but what is going on with two big men talking to each other like this?!

The more Xie Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, not to mention being deducted from a big hat by that hateful unlucky chick for no reason, and being eaten by a monster who didn't look like a human being, and inexplicably chased and killed himself for dozens of miles.

Even if running after a meal is good for the body, there is no such exercise!