Chapter 36: Nicole's Revenge (Part II)
Simply felt a cross in his heart, Xie Yu stopped with a sudden brake, turned around, his face was full of anger and righteous indignation, and he glared at Shrek who was catching up. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Shrek was chasing after him, but when he saw the seduce sister-in-law who was fleeing in front of him, he suddenly stopped, crossed his waist, glared at himself angrily, and the anger on his face seemed to be a little more powerful than his own, as if he was cuckolded (of course, this is just Mr. Monster's own wishful thinking, Xie Yu would not think of such a retarded aspect).
Shrek couldn't help but feel a little strange in his heart, and he also stopped, glared at Xie Yu and shouted, "What's the matter, boy? I can't run?...... Come over here and let Grandpa break your legs!"
"Neurotic!" Xie Yu suddenly couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, but he still held his head high, his expression was straightforward, and he roared loudly: "You elm head! Think about it...... Would Miss Nicole be such a noble and beautiful person as she would look up to me?!"
Shrek was suffocated by the roar, scratched the eggplant's head suspiciously, and then carefully looked Xie Yu up and down, and then looked down at himself, and then his expression was a little relieved, as if he believed Xie Yu's words a little, and the murderous aura in his tone couldn't help but soothe a little, scratching the back of his head, and babbling in his mouth: "Hmm...... This is also true, with a goddess-like character like Miss Nicole, no matter how bad her vision is, she should not fall in love with a dry chick like you, that is, only a hero like me can match Miss Nicole...... What the hell is going on......"
"It's just that's ...... Big brother, you are completely overhearted!" Xie Yu didn't care about being attacked by Shrek as a chicken, and when he saw that there was an opportunity, he quickly hit the snake with the stick.
"But...... Then why does Miss Nicole say that you are his fiancé?" Shrek grabbed his head, stared at Xie Yu tightly with a pair of soybean eyes, and wondered.
"Although the eldest brother is heroic and invincible, he still seems to lack some understanding of such things as children's love - obviously, Miss Nicole is testing you!" Xie Yu opened his mouth to talk nonsense, and at the same time did not forget to pat his ass.
"Test me?...... What does that mean, what is a test?" Shrek blinked his eyes in confusion, obviously not understanding.
Xie Yu almost fell headlong, settled down, and hurriedly explained: "Is it a test...... That's the case, big brother, think about it...... Miss Nicole is so noble, beautiful and generous, she must be demanding to find a husband, and she can't just find a cat or a dog to get married, uh...... Of course, when I say cat and dog, I don't mean big brother, you are in my eyes, you meet all the requirements of Miss Nicole, but there is one thing - although you like him, she likes you, but Miss Nicole can't be sure that you like her in a hot head...... will still like her for the rest of her life, so she has to take some quizzes to see if you really like her and whether you will always be good to her...... That's it, no, just throw me out as a substitute for the dead......"
As he spoke, Xie Yu sighed helplessly, shrugged his shoulders, and his face was full of grievances.
"Really? you guys...... Isn't it really a doll?" Shrek seemed to have completely believed it, but he still had some resentment in his heart about the matter of the doll.
"Of course...... I only met her three days ago, where did I come from? This is just a means to test your eldest brother......" Saying that, Xie Yu made a look of waiting for the snow again, as if he had been greatly wronged, and said aggrievedly with a flat mouth: "Actually, the eldest brother ...... Needless to say, Miss Nicole took me out as a shield to test you this time, as long as you can pass Miss Nicole's test, in the end you can have a lover and eventually become a family, no matter how many times I let my little brother be a substitute for the dead, my little brother's heart is actually willing......"
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I have to say that Xie Yu still has some acting talent, these words are sincere, the words are chiseled, like the desolation of the cuckoo's blood, in the end, Xie Yu himself was a little moved, thinking that I am really his grandmother's greatness, I have completely departed from low-level taste, and has become a noble person, a pure person, a person who always puts the interests of the masses first, and he is a living Lei Feng!
Xie Yu said that he was moved, not to mention Shrek, who was not so bright-minded, Shrek was already in tears, stepped forward and stretched out his big hand to hug Xie Yu, his tone was a little choked, and said: "Little brother, you are so righteous, so for the sake of me and Miss Nicole, but I almost made you feel wronged...... It's really my brother's, it's really not ......"
As he spoke, he hugged Xie Yu tighter and tighter, and patted Xie Yu's back with his big hand to comfort him, with incomparable guilt and self-blame in his tone.
Xie Yu let him hug and shoot again, and he was almost out of breath, listening to Shrek's constant chatter in his ear, thinking that when this guy finished speaking, he should also die of anger, so he quickly broke free from Shrek's embrace, took two steps back, and held Shrek's big hand: "Big brother doesn't have to blame himself so much...... In fact, this also shows that the eldest brother is really attentive to Miss Nicole, and I believe that Miss Nicole must be in her eyes...... Okay, we've been out for so long, it's time to go back, after all, this is the Warcraft Mountain Range, and Miss Nicole still needs your heroic protection from your eldest brother!"
"Hmm!" Shrek nodded in agreement.
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Nicole Chick finally let that hateful boy be deflated tonight, watching Xie Yu being chased by Shrek, running into the depths of the forest in embarrassment, Nicole really felt extremely happy, and the anger that had been accumulated in her chest in the past few days was vented.
Thinking that the revenge will be avenged, Nicole Chick, who has taken a vicious breath, only cares about secretly rejoicing and being proud there, but she has no idea what is happening in the forest.