“...... Huh?"

Nicole was obviously a little caught off guard by this question that the little mage came up coldly, and was stunned for a moment before she was dissatisfied:

"What is an active extinct volcano? What does this have to do with Sister Yawen?"

"What's the matter? Hmph......"

Xie Yu snorted twice in his nose, then glanced at Xiao Niu'er, and pouted disdainfully:

"Just by what you know about magic...... Do you think I'd believe that without the instigation of that hapless female elf, you magic idiot could say something like 'this volcanic rock has no magical properties'?"

"You're a magic idiot! You're a magic idiot! Isn't it good for me to look at it from the book? And I also have a magician at home, which is much higher than your level, and with your little strength, they can kill you by raising their fingers casually! Hmph......" The little girl was obviously not convinced, her little face was flushed, her cheeks were bulging, and she retorted with her waist crossed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Ah...... Phew, you can kill me with a finger, why don't you believe it, master? You let them ......."

It's just that Xie Yu pouted and began to protest, but after seeing the little girl give him a vicious look, he lowered his head again, rubbing the corners of his clothes vigorously, as if he regarded the poor corners of his clothes as a hateful little mage with no morality, and kept muttering in his mouth.

The little girl's voice was very soft, and as she went up the mountain, the mountain wind became stronger and stronger, making the little girl herself muttering like a mosquito, and it became more ambiguous, so although Xie Yu tried hard to prick up his ears, he could only barely understand a few intermittent words, such as "idiot", "shameless", "thick-skinned", "vulgar", "indecent", "dirty buns" and other clichés that had already made Xie Yu's ears callous.

For these uncreative objective evaluations, Xie Yu had already developed antibodies, and after listening to them, he naturally laughed at them, and even snorted in his nose or rolled his eyes to express his disdain, Xie Yu didn't bother to do it, because he didn't think it was necessary.

"Such an annoying fellow, a magician...... The magic strength is so weak, and she is embarrassed to teach others a lesson?Phew! Why does Sister Yawen insist on bringing this guy? It can't help at all, and she adds a little chaos from time to time, always disturbing the morale of the army and demoralizing...... I still want to escape, and even if I run away by myself, I still have to pull someone else...... It's disgusting!"

However, just when Xie Yu was so bored that he was about to yawn while waiting, he heard the little girl muttering as if venting to the end, and her voice suddenly became a little louder unconsciously, and finally let Xie Yu hear the whole sentence.

It's just a rare whole sentence, but after Xie Yu frowned, he really felt a little inexplicable in his heart.

Anything else can be understood, after all, what Xiao Niu'er said is the truth, such as often hitting morale and wanting to be a deserter, etc., so Xie Yu can accept it calmly......

But......

How...... Is it that flat-chested Yawen who has always insisted on carrying himself?

This...... What does that mean? What kind of medicine is sold in that female elf gourd?!

Along the way, either openly or secretly, he has always wanted to run away as a deserter, Xie Yu believes that anyone who is not stupid can see it.

But...... What does that flat-chested female elf mean?!

Not...... This flat-chested man is so tired of the master, he has reached the point where he is afraid to avoid the master, but how can he insist on bringing himself to hinder her eyes?

What do you think?

--Xie Yu touched his head and muttered in his heart.

Could it be that knowing that the master's strength has not yet recovered, he has to force the master to deal with a dragon, and then ...... Want to take advantage of that dragon to take the opportunity to kill the master?

Not...... No, the master will be the first to run away when the time comes, and she must have nothing to do with herself......

Does it look at the young man's handsome appearance, chic and elegant, extraordinary temperament, and culture...... Want to take her with her to make her eyes shine and relieve boredom?!

"Hey...... Well, that's very likely! The long handsome man does take advantage...... This little master has already felt deeply in his previous life!sigh...... What should I do if Shuai Cheng is like this? hehe...... Uh, but it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense......

Although the yellow hair color made him indeed a little awkward, Xie Yu still raised his head, first shook the hair in front of his forehead in a dashing manner, and then sighed fiercely for a while after the natural advantage of being a beautiful man, he suddenly frowned, touched his chin, and glanced at Yawen who was not far away with his eyes closed, and then put away his complacency, bit his lower lip, and began to mumble in his mouth:

"Hmm...... Although this female elf said that her aesthetics should not deviate, this can be seen from her attitude towards Shrek...... But, damn it, although the master is a handsome guy, this female elf and the troublesome chick ...... Is it easy to be confused by beauty? There are so many handsome guys in the elf clan! Isn't it more convenient to eat grass on the edge of the nest...... Hmm, but not necessarily, he is also a handsome guy, but at least the master is a little more masculine than those male elves, which is something that those sissies can't compare......"

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Shrek watched the little mage and his goddess both muttering strangely there, and glanced at each other from time to time, but the slight difference was that his goddess's eyes were full of contempt or resentment, and his disobedient little brother's eyes were almost full of complacency and doubt.

Shrek waited patiently for a while, and found that the two still didn't stop staring at each other and muttering, and today, the little brother who suddenly didn't listen to his own words, his eyes were unscrupulously turning back and forth on the tall female elf and his goddess, which was really impolite.

So our protective Uncle Shrek was angry again.

This kid doesn't like words! Forget it when you sneak a look at that idiot female elf, but you dare to peek at your own goddess?!

Is this worth it?!

"Boy, don't look around! What about you...... Where are you looking?!I'll settle accounts with you kid later!See if big brother doesn't pick out your hateful eyes!Hmph......"

Shrek, who had eaten dry vinegar for some reason again, snorted angrily, and after the lush nose hair in his nose trembled violently a few times, he stepped forward and pulled this little brother behind him, and used his burly body to block the sight of the little brother of the magician who blasphemed his goddess, and faced his goddess, and the black ugly face immediately piled up a flattering smile: "That...... Miss Nicole, I think we'd better go, don't be like my rude little brother, and I'll teach him a good lesson when I come back......! Shall we hurry back?" That cute little bird was hugged by the old elf, and he seemed a little upset......"

"Oh, really......? I really don't want to stay with this nasty boy any longer, and...... Well, forget it, stay any longer...... Hmph!"

Nicole's muttering was interrupted, she was stunned for a moment, glanced back in the direction of the old elf Alex behind her, then turned her head back and raised her head, looked at her loyal and ugly flower messenger, and then quickly looked away with some disgust, and then raised her legs and walked to leave.

Shrek nodded yes again and again, smiling and following the goddess, preparing to escort the goddess, but saw the goddess's footsteps suddenly paused, and then coldly put the beautiful little head to the side, and said impatiently: "That...... Shrek, don't go with you, stay here and play with your little brother, don't you want to teach him a good lesson?! Then give you a chance......

"Good, good...... Yes, yes, don't worry...... It will definitely satisfy Miss Nicole!hehe......" Watching his goddess twist his little waist and flutter away, Shrek snorted a few times, as if he wanted to leave the fragrance of the goddess in the air, and inhaled it into his lungs without wasting.

narrowed his little yellow bean eyes, and even shamelessly poked his head forward, reluctantly inhaled the last breath of air with the residual body fragrance of the goddess, and after savoring it for a while, Shrek glanced at the goddess's distant back again, and there seemed to be a trace of regret in his expression that he could not accompany him.

"This damn pervert! He has such a perverted hobby! Phew! But...... Looks like I'm going to teach this how to steal underwear, damn it...... This idiot must be tempted!" Xie Yu looked at the idiot with disdain, touched his nose, and muttered helplessly.

"Boy, what are you saying again...... What kind of medicine did you take today? You are so rude to speak! And you dare to peek at your sister-in-law with such hateful eyes! That's your sister-in-law! Audacious! Looking for a fight!"

I don't know if Xie Yu's muttering was heard by Shrek, but when he was shaking his head with a wry smile, Xie Yu saw Shrek suddenly turn the black and bald head, bark at his cow, and then began to roll up his sleeves angrily.

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