Chapter 104: Gnashing of teeth
"Lin Zifan, what are you doing!"
The envoys behind the six were furious in an instant!
We finally came up with this solution, and even now they have attracted the attention of many people present.
Isn't that a clear mess?
"This is the birthday banquet of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, don't you think it's too rude to splash the guests with water? His Majesty the Emperor is here, have you ever thought about the consequences of what you did?"
They were angry, and then aggressive, trying to find trouble with Lin Zifan.
Your uncle, we didn't bother you, you still came to us? Those who compared your style before had a hole in their brains, but now, our special mother's show muscles are not good?
You have to have a degree of trouble! This time, you must let the empress punish you!
"Huh?" Lin Zifan was 'confused', his face was puzzled and confused, he looked at everyone, and then said, "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? We're going to ask you what you mean! Look at what you've done!"
The six 'muscular men' are all like chickens in the soup at the moment, and they are ashamed and angry to death. They are wearing a belly pocket here, they are already very shy, and at this moment, they are so troubled by Lin Zifan, they want to die......
"What's wrong with me?" Lin Zifan still looked confused: "Didn't they say that it's too hot here?" and it's all hot to undress......
"As half of the host, I am in charge of this banquet, so naturally I want to make the guests as satisfied as possible, how can I make them so hot?"
"Therefore, the official specially asked people to fetch cold water, and also added saltpeter to make ice water to cool them down, may I ask...... What do you mean?"
Speaking of this, Lin Zifan's expression changed suddenly, from the previous confusion to the current depression and sadness, the grief and indignation on his face were beyond words!
"This official is kind enough to cool them down, why are you so aggressive?"
"Could it be that you can't see the princes of your own country being more comfortable, and you want them to die of heat?
"Oh my God! Is there any heavenly reason! It's like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people!"
Lin Zifan shouted loudly, as if he had been wronged many times more than Dou E, which made everyone stunned for a while, and for a while, he didn't even turn a corner.
Seems...... Seemingly...... It seems like...... From Lin Zifan's point of view, it seems that it is indeed true? The guest said that it was hot, and it was okay to cool down the guest, right?
Forced explanation, it does make sense, but you don't have to splash others, and you have made six soup chickens!
The six sons and brothers and the envoys are angry, mom sells criticism, according to what you say, we still have to thank you?
The envoys were depressed, but they couldn't find the words to refute for a while, from the perspective of people's duties, cooling down or something, it did make sense, but the way was slightly wrong, and it was difficult to trouble him?
Especially when a few people looked at the empress, and the empress obviously looked at Lin Zifan with an appreciative and beautiful look, they instantly understood that there was no way to do this!
A bold and reckless Lin Zifan, who is clever and does not leave a handle in doing things, and an empress who supports Lin Zifan no matter what he does......
Okay!
The six sons and the envoy were silent, and then they took out a towel, ready to dry their bodies and put on their clothes, after all, they were all splashed with ice water, and then Nima showed off her muscles bare-chested, so she couldn't say it......
"Ah...... Ah Qiu!"
Someone sneezed and felt cold, in this summer, someone splashed with ice water, not on the spot, is already healthy.
"Wait, how do I feel, smelly?"
There was a boy who wiped it halfway, frowned and took the towel in front of his eyes and sniffed it deeply......
The air seemed to freeze at this moment, Zhou Xiaoyan looked confused, and even Lin Zifan was stunned and stunned...... You're a goddamn talent!
The expression of this boy froze instantly, and then turned from white to red, from red to blue, from green to green, and finally ...... "Gross!"
He began to retch, and even tears came out: "Okay, it stinks!"
Everyone was embarrassed before, and they didn't realize it, but when he reminded them at this moment, no one else came back to their senses, and suddenly found that they were exuding a kind of ...... all over their bodies Stench!
It was a long-lasting, salted fish-like stench!
"Vomit ......"
The six of them retched one after another, their faces turned pale, and if they hadn't taken care of their faces and endured them desperately, they would have vomited all over the place......
Afterwards, they couldn't bear it anymore, hurriedly said goodbye to the empress, ran out of the Tang Palace, returned to their accommodation, took a crazy bath, and almost rubbed off a few layers of skin......
"Your Excellency?"
Zhou Xiaoyan was dumbfounded, she brought it all the way just now, and she didn't seem to smell too much......
She didn't know that the smell was completely silent underwater.
"Ahem...... Lin Zifan coughed dryly: "What, it's been too hot lately, and athlete's foot has ......"
Zhou Xiaoyan couldn't cry or laugh, but Lin Zifan's heart blossomed, if there was no taste, why did I waste so much thought? The stinky thing is your group of cousins! How dare you tempt my empress? Looking for death! Hmph......
That's right, in Lin Zifan's opinion, these guys just want to seduce the empress, yes, none of them can be let go, and they must be severely punished!
Another group of people left, and at this moment, in the Imperial Garden, compared with the beginning, there are only more than half of the sons and daughters of all countries......
The civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty looked at each other, a little speechless.
It seems that over the years, this is the fastest and most positive stance of all countries! Moreover, it is all because Lin Zifan is crazy about making trouble!
Many old ministers suddenly felt a little itchy at the root of their teeth, and said secretly, isn't this Lord Lin a bad thing!
However, the empress was quite happy.
If it weren't for the fact that she couldn't save face, she would have driven these people away as soon as she received the gift, and she would have waited until now?
Seeing that these sons and brothers were 'driven away' by Lin Zifan one by one, much earlier than before, I couldn't help but be very satisfied, at this rate, maybe it doesn't take to get dark, and all the people will be driven away~!
However, the expressions and mentality of the envoys and sons of various countries at this moment are diametrically opposed to those of the empress.
"Alas, it seems that this year, it has been in vain again......"
"It's been prepared for a long time, isn't it? It's not that hard to accept......
"When you say that, we suddenly feel so weak, there is no hope at all!"
"Originally, this year was the most promising, but in particular, God knew that a Lin Zifan suddenly appeared!"
"It's just that a man is an official, but it's still ......"
When Lin Zifan was mentioned, everyone gritted their teeth......