Chapter 222: What a Big Bend (4)
"Damn, I felt like I was going to jump into the river...... There are so many now?!" Xie Yu looked at Shrek with a smug face in surprise, and his face was full of disdain: "Then let's hear about it......"
"Hmm...... Ahem, boy, listen up...... The first way is, well......"
Shrek approached the little mage and said mysteriously, "Don't you always brag about what you are...... When we meet that old fellow, we have to cooperate tacitly, and like we fought that little snake, I will entangle him, and you will burn him with those fireballs and slash him with thunder and lightning outside...... I don't believe that the skinny old guy can be beaten better than that little snake......! That's not a bad idea, isn't it?!"
"Alas, I really don't know whether to live or die! Hmph, that old guy's strength ...... Known as the last mage on the mainland, I'm afraid that a hundred and ten dragon beasts can't compare to him!"
Xie Yu muttered a few words in a low voice, then turned his head to look at Shrek with a smug face, and shook his head contemptuously: "No...... It's a good idea, but it's ...... After all, that old guy is already my rightful master, even if the old guy's character is a little problematic, but how can I do such a big rebellious thing as killing a teacher? No, no, no......"
"What is a killer?"
"......" Xie Yu rolled his eyes: "It's to kill the master...... Didn't you say that you would be a teacher for one day and a father for life......?! Well, what are you doing with our daddy?!"
"Well, of course I don't dare! Usually when I come back from a fight, those useless guys always bring their dad to the door to complain! It's so useless...... Then instead of helping me, my dad wants to beat me, so I just turn around and run......! After all, that old guy is still your master, so it is naturally inconvenient for you to do it...... Moreover, if that old guy is killed by mistake, it will be difficult to explain to my father and Uncle Allen!"
Shrek watched the little mage wave his hand and refuse again and again, his little face was full of determination, and he couldn't help but be a little deflated, and after muttering a few words, he said helplessly: "Hmm...... Since we happened to talk about my dad and Uncle Allen, the second way is to let my dad and Uncle Allen talk to the old guy and ask him to propose that you no longer be your master, so that you don't have to worry about being tortured by him......! How about this? You don't have to fight, you can solve things, and it's a lot easier......"
"Hmph...... When you were pricked by the old guy with a needle and called your father to cry mother, did your father and your Uncle Allen care about you?!" Xie Yu sneered, glanced at Shrek, ignored the face of this rough embryo that collapsed instantly, and then continued to pour cold water on the excited rough embryo: "Please think about it with your toes...... They don't even care about you, and when you are abused, they are shouting cheers on the side, how can they care about my life or death?! Not to mention that I don't know them in the first place...... It's not going to work!"
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Shrek snorted, blinking his little eyes vigorously, as if he had the heart to refute, but he couldn't find a suitable reason, and he opened his mouth for a while, and finally deflated helplessly, and said dejectedly: "Alas, since you don't dare to fight with that old guy, and you can't ask Daddy and Uncle Allen to help, then, it seems that there is only one last way......"
"What's the solution?" Although Xie Yu didn't have any hope for the wisdom of this rough embryo, out of curiosity, he still raised his eyelids and glanced at the stumbling Shrek. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hmm...... That's right, boy, it's not like Big Brother won't help you......! In order for you to no longer be tortured in the second half of your life, you can be liberated as soon as possible...... Otherwise, I see, you'...... Or just kill yourself!"
β...... Damn!"
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"This ...... These are the three ways you came up with when your head was about to break?!especially the last one?!" Xie Yu glared at Shrek viciously.
"I'm ...... Well, I'm really just talking and making suggestions...... Since you don't agree, forget it, anyway, after your analysis, I don't think these methods are very good, but I ...... I really can't think of any good way!" Shrek obviously had to persuade his younger brother to commit suicide, and his face was embarrassed at the moment, and his eyes looking at Xie Yu were also evasive.
"Forget it! How many times have I told you, the young master is still a virgin now?How can he commit suicide?!" Xie Yu glanced at Shrek, who was constantly scratching his head, and pretended to mutter for a while, but then his tone changed: "Actually...... I came up with a solution, huh...... I just don't know if my eldest brother is willing to help?"
"Okay, okay, just say...... What the big brother can do, can save you from the old guy's hands, he must not say a word......!
Shrek made such an unreliable suggestion to himself as a big brother, especially the last one, which directly made this little brother jump high, and he knew that he was wrong, and he quickly nodded like pounding garlic when he heard the words.
"That's good!...... That's it, huh...... I can't fight with the master...... But you can! You go and fight the old guy yourself, I'll watch the battle from the sidelines, of course it's best if you can defeat the old guy, and then force him to deny me as an apprentice, eh...... But if it doesn't work, as soon as you see that you are going to lose, the little brother immediately runs over and hugs the old guy's thigh and begs him to spare your life, like this...... How?"
β...... I was only young enough to beat that old bastard, but after I was five years old, my strength rose rapidly, and now that my eldest brother is so strong, how can I not beat a little old man? The latter possibility...... Nothing exists!"
"Oooh...... Okay! Big brother is confident, that's the best! But ...... That old guy is a magician!
"Awesome, how powerful, compared to you, will he throw fireballs and thunderbolts?"
"What do you say?!He's my master!"
"Oh...... Don't you tell your eldest brother that magicians are not good at melee combat?! When we see him, you go up and pretend to be close, and then I will secretly follow you around and beat him from behind! Hmph...... One punch can knock him down!
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Xie Yu squinted at this rough embryo who suddenly understood tactics, and his expression was a little crying and laughing: "Big brother...... Didn't anyone tell you that a sneak attack was shameless?!"
"You can't let that old guy slash me with thunder, can you......?" Do you want to get out of the old man's clutches?!"
Shrek slapped his mouth fiercely, and then slapped his chest with confidence, looking at the little mage with disdain: "No matter what method you use...... If ......you can defeat him, you will win! Or you'd kill yourself!"
"Gotta ...... When I didn't say that, then that's the case!...... That's it!"
Xie Yu rolled his eyes and was surprised for a while, but he still didn't understand why this guy who had always been a tendon suddenly understood the Yin Man, and after sighing, he didn't think about it anymore, just waved his hand at Shrek casually, looked up at the sky that was about to completely darken, and then turned his head to look at Nicole and the others at the tail of the brindle blade mantis, and found that the three masters and servants and the two female elves obviously had no interest in the boring nonsense between themselves and Shrek for so long, and they didn't even bother to take a look at the situation on their side, and they all sat in place listlessly and drowsyγ
And the timid and cowardly demon fire foxes who had been hanging far behind the team who had been unwilling may have found that they had always been unable to do anything about this large piece of fat that came to their mouths, and they finally gave up and quietly dispersed.
Glancing at the dense jungle that belonged to the foot of the Middle Finger Mountain in front of the team, the black pressure was like an open evil mouth, waiting to devour his own motley team mercilessly, Xie Yu's eyes instinctively showed a trace of disgust.
"Since the eldest brother agrees, then ...... After a while we entered the jungle in front of us, it should have been completely dark, and the two of us just took advantage of their lack of attention to our side, so we immediately started to act!" Xie Yu felt very satisfied after observing the surrounding situation, leaned into Shrek's ear, whispered a few words, and then began to look at it without stopping, thinking and planning the route.
"Action, what action?" Shrek looked at the little brother in front of him with a vague expression, and frowned puzzled.
"Run...... Uh, no! I'm taking my little brother back to Danya to see that old guy and help me get out of the old guy's clutches! We just said it......" Xie Yu turned around and squeezed his eyes at Shrek.
"It's good...... But, go back now?!"
"That's right! I'm going back late, what if I can't meet that old guy?! Little brother, I pinched my fingers and calculated, he should have just returned to Danya this time, without further ado! If I don't solve this matter as soon as possible, I always feel uneasy little brother!"
"That'...... But, but ...... We're leaving, Miss Nicole, what are they going to do? It's not like we're going to finish that little dragon and grab that grass...... Then let's go back together?!" Shrek glanced back in the direction of Goddess Nicole, and when he turned back again, there was already a trace of dissatisfaction in Huang Dou's eyes.
"It's okay! Nicole has so many elves to protect, and it's not too bad for the two of us...... Besides, didn't you also say that it was a little dragon......" Xie Yu was afraid that the plan would change, so he quickly waved his hand and shook his head indifferently, and when he mentioned the little dragon, his expression was relaxed, and his tone was also full of disdain.
Shrek's eyes widened: "......"
"And ...... Don't forget, when jumping down for a while, try not to make a loud noise, be quiet, huh...... After we go down, we run to the right for a while, and then we start walking south......"
"Damn! Grandma's ...... You unrighteous fellow, you have made such a big detour, it turns out that you are trying to escape!"
Xie Yu was carefully studying the escape route with the help of the last glimmer of light before dark, and at the same time, he was chanting words in his mouth, but he suddenly heard a thunderous roar in his ears.
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