"It doesn't matter, big brother, it's gone anyway...... And that old guy is also gone, so I can sneak out to have fun, and I can also have the honor of getting to know my eldest brother...... Alas, but now...... The big mistake has been made, when we met for the first time, the shameless old guy forced the younger brother to perform the apprenticeship ceremony, and the old guy was already the official master of the younger brother...... Moreover, when he left, he also said that he would come back to me in a year, that is...... In other words, this old fellow wants to come back and continue torturing me! Counting the days, it's almost a year, this ...... This...... What can I do with my little brother?!"

As he spoke, Xie Yu glanced up at Shrek, and sure enough, he found that the rough embryo frowned tightly, and the fist that had just been released was pinched again under the anger of the "click", and he couldn't help but chuckle, secretly proud in his heart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hum...... It seems that his own crying and pretending to be miserable did make this guy feel the same affliction as himself, is this...... Hey!

However, if he could really cry after the accusation just now, I am afraid the effect would be better, but Xie Yu tried hard, his eyes were a little painful, and he still couldn't squeeze out a single tear.

"It's a bit of a hassle, huh...... However, it's also your fault for this guy, why didn't you know the eldest brother a few years earlier?! Our Tanya City is not big, and the eldest brother often went to your southern city to fight, if you had known the eldest brother earlier, and the eldest brother protected you, you could have avoided this kind of tragedy......

"Well, who's to say it's not? But...... What's the use of talking about this now?" Xie Yu still looked aggrieved, but he felt that the time was almost up, and decided not to waste time again, and after being aggrieved for a while, the conversation immediately changed: "Big brother, talk about it...... What are we going to do when the old guy comes back?"

"Hmm...... Well, this one...... It's a bit of a headache! That old guy is not easy to deal with! Alas! I want to think about it......" Shrek blinked his eyes, then tried to think, scratching his head.

But......

The time for a stick of incense has passed, and Shrek is scratching his head......

Another stick of incense time has passed, and this guy is still scratching his head, but in addition to scratching his head, his mouth also begins to chirp from time to time......

After a while, the time of a stick of incense passed again, and Shrek began to sigh in addition to scratching his head and chirping his mouth, and at the same time, in distress, a black face turned dark purple, and his expression gradually became manic and hideous, constantly turning in circles, obviously there was nothing to be done......

"Hey, big brother...... You're not good at it, I've been spinning so many times, and my head is dizzy...... What good way have you come up with?!" Xie Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly, and after patiently waiting for Shrek's three-pillar incense, he looked up at the sky, and his already little patience was finally completely exhausted, and he felt that time could not be wasted like this, so he opened his mouth to urge.

"Do you think that old guy is easy to deal with?!Huh?" Shrek had just finished turning around again, and when he heard the little mage's urging, he glared at the leisurely little brother who was sitting next to him with Erlang's legs crossed: "Hey......! Did you come up with any good ideas?!"

"Uh...... Nope!"

Xie Yu spread his hands extremely irresponsibly, pouted, and said:

"If only I could think of a good way to deal with that old fellow...... I won't be tortured by him for ten years! Alas, the eldest brother has always been the duty of the eldest brother to stand up for the younger brother! Hehe...... Big brother has to bother a lot, save the little brother from the clutches of that shameless old guy as soon as possible......"

"Phew, you kid said it easily...... Isn't Big Brother trying to figure out a way for you?!Don't worry...... There must be a way!Alas......"

Shrek sighed, sat down with a frustrated expression, hugged his head and was about to start thinking hard about how to deal with the old mage, but then after blinking his eyes twice, he turned his head to the little mage beside him in confusion:

"But, boy...... How did I notice that you didn't seem to care at all? Just here to urge me! You know...... When the old mage comes back......, he will continue to torture you!

"Alas, this ...... The younger brother must be extremely concerned about this matter! It's just that I have been suffering under the obscenity of that old guy for ten years, and if I have a way to escape, I will definitely not have to trouble the eldest brother again today!"

In the face of Shrek's doubts, Xie Yu had to pretend to be serious, put away the hippie smile on his face, changed his leisurely attitude, and began to sigh and frown with Shrek, just muttered dejectedly for a while, but suddenly gritted his teeth, clenched the two fists on his legs, looked firm and resolute, and glared back at Shrek with a confused face:

"But...... The younger brother believes that now that the eldest brother has helped me come up with ideas, it is no longer the younger brother who is fighting alone, we ...... There must be a way out of the sea of suffering!...... Big brother, I believe in you!"

"Damn! you kid...... It will save trouble! Push everything to me! I can hide comfortably, alas...... But, who made me your big brother?!"

For the shameless throwing of the burden of the little mage, Shrek, who has always been aware of it, actually noticed it early this time unexpectedly by Xie Yu, and just as Xie Yu was about to defend a few words, by the way, talking nonsense, Xiaozhi moved with reason, but saw that Shrek seemed to have fallen into the role of the big brother and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't dig deeper, just muttered a few words of dissatisfaction, and then hung his bare head weakly and began to sigh.

"That's it, big brother! Actually...... Little brother really doesn't want to make you so embarrassed by big brother......! There really is no way to do it! Alas, that old guy is really too good for him...... Alas!" Looking at this rough embryo who entered the role of the big brother and saved himself a lot of saliva with understanding, Xie Yu smiled secretly in his heart, but made a look of self-blame and guilt on his face, patted Shrek's shoulder sympathetically, and then sighed with Shrek.

......

The two sighed for a long time, and Shrek did suddenly pat his thigh, raised his head with a happy face, and glared at the surprised little mage: "......Boy! Do you think that's going to work?"

"Huh?"

"Boy, why are you staring so wide?!Big brother is asking you!Can you say this?!" The little mage's face was confused and confused, obviously dissatisfying Shrek.

"What...... Okay?!" Xie Yu touched his nose, still confused by the inexplicable surprise and anxiety that this rough embryo suddenly revealed.

"Boy, you...... Haven't you always boasted about having a lot of ideas?Why are you so slow to react today?!!It's stupid!" Shrek slapped his thigh and said angrily.

"Damn!" Xie Yu couldn't help laughing: "You ask me if it's okay, do you want to tell me something first?!You just put out a sentence without a head or a brain, but don't say anything, how do I know if it's okay?!I can't read minds!"

"Hmm, didn't I just say I figured it out? Hmm...... Oooh...... Yes, yes, grandma's...... I only care about asking you one thing, but I forget about it, it's all in a hurry......! Huh, what kind of mind-reading technique you just talked about?!" Shrek was stunned for a moment, then blinked his soybean eyes and thought hard, and after a moment, he scratched his head and grinned awkwardly.

"Less nonsense...... Don't you have a way, what way?" Xie Yu didn't have a good breath.

"Good...... Listen, boy, we now have three ways to get you out of that old guy's torment!" Shrek puffed out his chest and said triumphantly.

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