Xie Yu looked funny, and was about to make fun of the little bird, but the little bird seemed to be unable to wait, and after seeing that Xie Yu had finished expressing his eagerness, the uninteresting guy lying below instead of immediately obediently throwing the wine up, but instead of obediently throwing the wine up, he showed that familiar and hateful smile on his face, the corners of his mouth were raised, and his eyes narrowed into a slit, but he seemed to laugh at himself. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This annoyed the bird, and with a roll of its golden eyes, it grabbed the jug's paw and lifted it up, and then smashed it straight down at the uninteresting guy below.

As soon as Xie Yu was about to laugh, he saw that the silver empty wine jug seemed to turn into a silver meteor, and the speed was so fast that it even brought a trace of a sharp and piercing sound of breaking the air, and smashed towards him.

Xie Yu scolded, quickly used all his strength, used a lazy donkey to roll, and rolled out to the side in embarrassment.

As soon as he turned over, Xie Yu heard a "poof", turned his head to look, and saw that the empty wine jug had smashed into the position where he was half-lying just now.

And the little drunkard was angry, and the force he used was really not small, and almost all the empty wine jugs were submerged in the soil, and only one of the spouts without a lid was left on the ground.

"Damn, it's so dangerous! This little bastard! his temper is so short-tempered......" Xie Yu looked at the wine jug on the ground, and couldn't help patting his chest, a little secretly afraid.

Fortunately, he was already familiar with the stubborn nature of the bird, and when he saw the bird raise his claws just now, he knew that it was not good, and quickly rolled to the side, and finally barely avoided the wine jug that fell from the sky.

Otherwise, once he was smashed on his body, even if his body had been strengthened by the old mage with that stinky potion that he couldn't name, it was really unknown whether he could resist the attack of this little white-eyed wolf's wine jug.

Even if you are lucky enough to be able to resist and not be smashed into a transparent hole on the spot, it is unlucky enough if you get an internal injury or break your arms and legs......

"Huh, that's not right......" was patting his chest and secretly rejoicing, but Xie Yu looked at it carefully, but immediately felt that something was wrong.

This place that was hit by a flask...... Uh, isn't that where I was lying down just now, just below my buttocks?!

Well...... Although a small pit was smashed by a bird with a wine jug on the ground at this time, after careful identification, the traces around the jug that were pressed by his own butt can still be vaguely recognized......

And...... I was half-lying against the trunk of a tree, with my body facing up, so to speak...... Damn, doesn't that mean that when the bird throws the flask down, it is aimed at its own ......

Xie Yu was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat, and his teeth immediately clenched with a "clattering" sound--Damn! Vicious! This bird is ****** vicious!

Lao Tzu raised it so big for nothing, but this little bastard is ungrateful...... Do you want to cut off the roots of Lao Tzu's descendants?!

It's worth it?!!

"!"

wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and then Xie Yu jumped up suddenly, his handsome face suddenly turned red, his expression was a little distorted, and he jumped at the bird above and scolded: "You little white-eyed wolf, are you an idiot?! If you smash it like this, you will kill people! Where to smash it, you idiot will smash it there! The master is still a virgin! If you smash the master to death, you will become an orphan...... You ¥#*@&*#@%#¥&......"

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But no matter how cheerful Xie Yu was scolding below, the little bird stayed on the branch, but it always looked like an old god was there, opened his small mouth and yawned boringly, and after shaking his feathers for a while, he stared at a pair of small golden eyes, looking at Xie Yu who was emotionally excited below, and his playful eyes kept going back and forth between Xie Yu's angry face and the ring on his finger.

“...... What do you see! You ungrateful rotten bird...... You smashed the master to death, who will pay you tuition and take care of your schooling?! Who cares if you marry a daughter-in-law and have children?! The rotten bird of your breed is hard to find, and when you grow up in the future, Lao Tzu will have to find you a female bird as ugly as you...... Damn, have you ever calculated how much Lao Tzu is going to spend on you?!Where did this money come from?!You idiot bird......

......

Xie Yu's mouth was a little dry when he scolded, but the more he scolded, the more strange he felt.

The more I listen to this tone, the more it feels like ...... What about the father scolding the unfilial son who caused trouble?

Depend on...... It's really a dog! I scolded the street well, I was scolding the bird's ingratitude and viciousness, and by the way, I wanted to vent my evil anger for my little brother who almost died......

Belch...... No! Not by the way, the point of scolding the street this time is to be angry for his second brother!

But...... Why did you inexplicably come up with a set of unfilial scenes of father and son?

When did you come to this place where you can't hit the eight poles?

Unconsciously deviated from the topic, I didn't feel it...... Well, it must be that I'm getting older and my brain is getting a little sluggish......

Alas...... Some of them don't know how to scold the streets! Scolding people is out of order......

Xie Yu scratched his head depressedly, gasped for a while, straightened out his thoughts, and was about to pull the deviated theme back, but he just coughed twice, cleared his throat, and raised his head to continue scolding, but saw the little bird sitting on the branch of the tree and posing with a posture of "Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water", the banter in his eyes seemed to be stronger, and after yawning boredly again, his little head was in the direction of Nicole next to Xie Yu, and he lightly tapped it twice with a smile.

"Damn, you want this little girl?!daydreaming! It's just because you're still young and more likable, that the tricky and treacherous little girl likes to play with you, and she doesn't care much when you take advantage of her...... When I get tired of you, I'll kick you out of the door......!

"What nonsense are you talking about?!Shameless!What is taking advantage of?!Who is taking advantage of?!"

"Of course it's yours...... This little bastard is obviously a very colored male bird, but you always like to hold it to your chest, and it is still tightly clinging, and you don't take advantage of anyone...... Uh......"

Xie Yu was spitting angrily at the bird, and earnestly advised the bird not to go astray, but there was a familiar sound of shame and scolding next to him.

Xie Yu thought about it with his heels—it must have been Nicole's little girl.

So Xie Yu turned his head, but his mouth didn't stop at all, wanting to mock the little girl's negligence against the little drunkard again-

Okay...... Before the enemy began to attack, you opened the gates of the city and sent the little suckling pig that had been raised for many years out in person!

There is such a good thing, and it doesn't make that little color bird immediately smile like a chrysanthemum blooming?!

Although Xie Yu wasn't sure if he could smile at the shape of a chrysanthemum on the bird's face, but-

One is willing to rub and the other is willing to be rubbed......

If I don't take advantage of you, can I be right for you?!

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