After falling back to the ground, when Xie Yu followed the snoring all the way to Shrek, he found that the rough embryo had climbed ashore at some point, and was lying on his back in a bush of snoring and sleeping, and there was a wine jug and a wooden cup next to it, the wooden cup was empty in the grass, although the lid of the wine jug was open, it was not crooked, and it was still standing upright on the grass ground. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It seems that Shrek is planning to take this pot of goddess's mind and go ashore to taste it slowly, but he doesn't know when he got drunk.

"Damn...... A pot of wine can get drunk, how can this amount of wine work!" Xie Yu kicked Shrek, and when he saw that there was no reaction at all, he couldn't help but feel a little discouraged, so he picked up the wine jug and looked at it.

It doesn't matter what it looks like, Xie Yu was suddenly startled, and then the green tendons on his neck burst out, and he couldn't cry or laugh on his face, he wanted to jump and scold the street but didn't dare to make a loud noise, so he had to walk next to Shrek and kick Shrek's ass violently.

"...... I thought you had grown so big, at least it was a pot to pour, but I didn't expect it to be a cup of pour...... What a shame!

is completely different from what Xie Yu expected, this wine jug is not only empty, but it is still full, but there is a shallow layer missing from the top, and it seems that it was poured into the small cup next to it by Shrek and drunk.

Although he has not had the opportunity to drink with Shrek for so many days, Xie Yu originally looked at Shrek's majestic figure, at least the amount of alcohol was larger than himself, and judging from the arrogance of eating meat, Xie Yu even thought that Shrek's alcohol consumption should be able to compete with the bird.

But I didn't expect this rough embryo to be so useless, and a small glass of wine could be put down.

Not only did Xie Yu despise Shrek's drinking, but the little bird also opened and closed its hook beak, making a crisp "chirping" sound, and his little eyes narrowed with a smile, revealing a strong sense of mockery in his expression.

wanted to kick Shrek up and laugh at him fiercely, but Xie Yu kicked so hard, Shrek still didn't react at all, just slept there with his mouth open.

Rolling his eyes helplessly, Xie Yu casually handed the wine jug to the bird next to him, and then walked along the shore, and sure enough, in the dense grass under a big tree, he found the four elves who were stunned by Shrek.

Xie Yu stretched out his hand to probe the snorts of the four elves, and found that he had just fainted, and there was no danger of life, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and secretly rejoiced that Shrek, a rude guy, knew the severity of his attack.

Although he knew that he was hit hard by Shrek's fist, under that terrifying brute force, even if the humanoid demonic beast had stopped, these four unlucky night vigil elves would definitely not wake up for a while, but after tilting his head and thinking about it, Xie Yu took out a small jade bottle from the ring, and then opened it and poured out four black pills.

This is a kind of pill made by Xie Yu after simply boiling several ordinary herbs found when he was hunting and practicing in the mountains in the past few years when he was extremely bored in the past few years.

The recipe and process of making the pill were also discovered by Xie Yu in the notebook left by the old mage.

Although the old mage, who had always been lazy, still didn't give him a name, Xie Yu was quite familiar with the main effects of this pill.

If it is placed in Xie Yu's previous life, this kind of thing has a well-known name - sweat medicine.

This kind of thing is colorless and tasteless in wine or water, and it is charming without realizing it, and it is really a necessary medicine for murder and arson, rape and plunder, surprise victory, and home travel.

However, the competition between masters has always been above board, and they don't care about using hidden weapons or drugging opponents at all.

Although the unscrupulous old mage is also a master, Xie Yu can be very sure that this old guy will never pay attention to fairness and justice.

The old mage once said to Xie Yu, who was still young at the time, that no matter what method was used, it was a good way to kill the enemy, and since he could easily win, why did he have to fight to the death, sweating profusely and panting like a dog...... Fair and just?!

Xie Yu was not a rigid and dogmatic person originally, and the secretly behind the yin people has always been his favorite and good at, so he immediately expressed his deep agreement with this.

Although Xie Yu was extremely interested in seeing the formula and medicinal effect recorded by the old mage, he began to study and configure it in his spare time, but in fact, at the beginning, Xie Yu's original intention of configuring this drug was not to compete with any master.

Rather than going to the masters to bring humiliation on themselves, it is better to commit suicide directly, and at least maintain their integrity and dignity.

Leaving the battlefield far away, standing outside the field and quietly casting magic, or putting cold arrows in the back to sneak attack the enemy, is what Xie Yu is best at and likes, as for the dirty work of fighting life and death, leave it to others to do.

In fact, Xie Yu's real original intention in his heart was - in case he fell in love with a favorite big girl one day, and the girl disagreed, he was not a bully who robbed the people's daughter, and he couldn't do such a dirty thing as the overlord making a bow, even if he pretended to be like a decent gentleman, so at this time, things like drugs can come in handy, and it is very convenient to use, just like sleeping comfortably, and there is no need to worry about any side effects after waking up.

Originally, Xie Yu really planned to use these indiscriminate things on one or a few flower girls, but at this moment, Xie Yu was really worried that once these four night vigil elves woke up, they would identify the idiot Shrek who did bad things but showed his face, and then implicated himself, it would be worth the loss, so he had to waste four in advance.

An elf put a pill in his mouth, Xie Yu ran back to Shrek's side, found a cup with some pool of water, and gave the pill to the four elves in turn, then stood up, ran to the bird, and found the empty wine jug that the bird had just drunk and the wine jug that the bird casually threw on the grass, and threw it next to the unconscious four elves.

In this way, when the four of them are discovered, they will definitely have a preconceived idea that these four elves have drunk too much and fell here, and they will not suspect themselves in a short time.

As for the question of whether these four night vigil elves will be punished after waking up, it is something that Xie Yu is too lazy to care about.

After doing all this, Xie Yu clapped his hands with satisfaction: "Alas...... Not a drop of water!

After arranging the crime scene, Xie Yu wanted to leave here quickly, ran to Shrek's side, looked at Shrek's naked body, frowned, broke off two leaves, tied them to him one after the other, carried Shrek, and then beckoned the bird, and hurriedly ran towards the way he came.

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