Chapter Eighty-Four: Meat Pads

After just running for a while, although Xie Yu tried hard to recall the route he came from in his mind, he finally got lost again. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Damn, this unfortunate ghost forest! It's exactly the same everywhere, and these old-fashioned elves are too uninnovative...... When Shrek, the idiot, wakes up, he must be asked to cut down this wood!"

Xie Yu scratched his head and looked around, scolding non-stop.

In desperation, Xie Yu had no choice but to carry Shrek on his back, and then attracted the bird, and then dragged Shrek's huge body behind his back with one hand, and grabbed one of the bird's black claws with the other hand, letting the bird fly as high as possible.

The little bird was naturally a little reluctant at first, but under Xie Yu's persuasion that he wanted to take it to find a drink, the little drunkard had to pout his hook and mouth, and finally took off slowly unwillingly.

After flying into the sky, Xie Yu looked around with wide eyes, and sure enough, he found that there was a bright light in the northeast, which was faintly flickering, looking like firelight, but because it was too far away, the firelight was extremely weak, as if it was a cluster of dancing flames.

Xie Yu was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered the bird to fly to a place where there was fire.

The little bird dragged two drags, reluctantly drooped his head, and after glancing at Xie Yu, he actually twitched his claws a few times, wanting to throw Xie Yu and Shrek down.

Xie Yu was immediately frightened, looked down and saw that the huge forests in the elven tribe were as small as a small grass at the moment.

It's okay not to look at it, but after a look, Xie Yu's three souls and seven spirits were suddenly half frightened.

Xie Yu hurriedly threatened the little bird with a straight face, warning the little bird that if he didn't bring himself this time, he would never give it a barbecue to eat again, and the little bird gave Xie Yu a blank look, and finally had to spread his wings, like an arrow off the string, and flew towards the firelight.

Xie Yu felt the wind howling along the way, and the scenery in front of him flashed quickly, dazzling himself, and he couldn't help but be a little annoyed, and wanted to scold the bird and let the bird fly slowly, but the strong air flow blew so that he couldn't open his mouth at all.

And being at such a high altitude, with his own flesh and blood, if he falls, he is afraid that he will die directly.

I didn't dare to let go, and I couldn't scold, so in desperation, Xie Yu had to hold on to the bird's claws tightly and didn't dare to let go.

Fortunately, under the lightning speed of the bird, he swooped while flying at great speed, and after reducing some altitude, he was at the place where the fire came from in a moment.

Sure enough, as Xie Yu expected, this is the place where the elves hold a bonfire party tonight.

Arriving at the sky above the destination, Xie Yu didn't have time to rejoice, when he suddenly felt a violent struggle in his hand, and suddenly, he grabbed the bird's right hand tightly, and was actually thrown away by the hateful bird that had just crossed the river and immediately began to dismantle the bridge.

Xie Yu was in mid-air, without support, and his magic power was not enough to perform the wind control technique, so he was shocked and angry, so he had to close his eyes tightly, screaming in his mouth, and scolding the bird's ingratitude, and then accompanied by the whirring wind in his ears, he grabbed the drunk and unconscious Shrek beside him, like a kite with a broken string, he involuntarily started a free fall movement, and fell straight down.

Listening to a huge "poof", accompanied by a burst of unbearable vulgar scolding and hoarse desperate howls, Xie Yu and Shrek the drunken cat fell straight down from the sky.

Hearing the sound, everyone in the venue saw a huge black shadow falling from the sky, falling straight from the sky to the outside of the field, and under the huge impact, it suddenly stirred up the dust in the sky and shrouded the black shadow inside.

After the loud noise, the smoke and dust gradually dispersed, and the people gathered around found that the place where the black shadow fell was smashed out of a large pit more than half a meter deep, and then a violent coughing sound came up intermittently from the bottom of the pit, and then a green guy covering it was pushed away fiercely.

Immediately afterwards, a gray-faced figure came out of the bottom of the pit in an embarrassed manner.

"Damn! It's a shameful way to land...... I actually used this guy Ah Shi as a meat pad! Damn! I see that the little master didn't pick up the skin of that little bastard......"

Early the next morning, when the sky was just dawning, Xie Yu was pouting his buttocks, lying on the bed-like platform in his tree house and falling asleep, when he suddenly felt a strong force coming from his buttocks, and then Xie Yu was in the middle of his body, and rolled directly off the platform with a "poof".

Immediately, Xie Yu came to his senses, and after rubbing his sleepy eyes, he jumped up suddenly, and then his face was full of anger, his bloodshot eyes widened, and he looked around for the culprit who disturbed his sweet dreams.

Xie Yu has always been extremely resentful of the fact that his dream was forcibly disturbed, as a person who knew how to enjoy life in his previous life, he could sleep eighteen hours a day in his spare time, basically in his free day, except for eating, drinking and Lazar, the rest of the rest of the time was spent beautifully in bed.

It's just that he came to this life helplessly, and inexplicably became a little magician who became a monk halfway, every night, Xie Yu almost completely replaced sleep with meditation.

But under the fatigue and drunkenness last night, Xie Yu couldn't help but want to relive the comfort that sleep brought him, so he gave up the boring meditation, and threw himself on the ugly platform as soon as he came back, and he didn't even turn over, he just slept in the dark.

Last night, he was thrown down by an unscrupulous bird in the sky, and after crawling out of the pit with a disgraced face, Xie Yu was furious and rolled up his sleeves to find trouble with the bird, but was stopped by the nosy Nicole.

Facing this delicate little girl with her waist crossed, Xie Yu, as a big man, naturally couldn't embarrass her, so he could only glared at the traitor bird who was hiding behind Nicole and squinting and snickering, except for scolding a few words of ingratitude and crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but there was no other way to take this little white-eyed wolf.

Teach her own pets, but the little girl has to come over and insert a stick, which is indeed too nosy.

After seeing the black shadow falling from the sky, it was the two humans who came to the tribe during the day, the elf clan who were indifferent by nature, and their curiosity suddenly dissipated, especially these two humans were obscene and vulgar, and they were not good people at first glance, and they were even more disgusting than some other humans who usually came to the tribe.

After the handsome but obscene human boy climbed up from the pit with difficulty, he began to quarrel with the handsome human woman, but these elves who were full of elegance (in Xie Yu and Shrek's hearts were actually pretending) were not interested in paying attention to the infighting of these humans, and after a brief interruption, the elves began to return to the field, singing and dancing happily around the fire.

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