"Not a housekeeper, not a housekeeper...... How could it be...... Uh, where's the butler?!just giving us a barbecue to eat, and ...... We don't have to bake it very often, we just bake it for us every time we have a craving, after all, only you can bake it this flavor, uh......"

When the little fat man heard Xie Yu's disdainful tone, he hurriedly waved his hand, swallowed the meat in his mouth, and burped loudly before he said. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"......Shh If you want to eat it, I'll bake it for you?

Xie Yu rolled his eyes, snorted in his nose, and poured a large sip of wine into his mouth.

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The little fat man's proposal was vetoed by Xie Yu, and he didn't seem to be very discouraged, as if he had expected the little mage to reply like this, and he didn't care, except for the beautiful enjoyment of the wooden knight next to him with a sip of wine and two sips of meat, while continuing to do the little mage's ideological work unremittingly-

"Hi...... Hello, you don't want to think about it, we buddies have been for so long, will I still hurt you?"

"Hmph...... Who knows if you have the same dirty thoughts as your master, wanting to deceive the young master and treat you as a cow and a horse......

"How so? uh...... You don't know me after we've been together for so long?! I'm a nice guy!uh......"

"Damn, you're a good guy, right......? From the first time the master saw you, the master knew that you could do anything but good things......"

"Alas...... I'm sad that you don't know me......"

"I'll go to your sadness! drink and eat meat, and don't expect the master to roast you again with so much nonsense!"

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For the little fat man's pretended to be secretly sad, Xie Yu naturally expressed his fierce contempt and then ignored it, and the last threat obviously had an effect, the little fat man saw that there was nothing to do, so he didn't say much, put away the aggrieved look, and turned to work on the barbecue and wine in his hands silently like his long-time colleague Robert.

"Damn! You nasty guys actually eat alone, and only care about drinking yourself, why don't you know how to call me?!

Xie Yu and the three of them were drinking and eating meat in large chunks, and there was a thunderous cow roar not far away, and then they heard a heavy footsteps of "dong dong dong" from far and near.

Xie Yu didn't have to turn his head to look at it at all, he could know with his eyes closed that it must be Shrek's rough embryo coming, for no other reason, that kind of rude loud roar, and that heavy and powerful equally rude footsteps, have become the mark of this rough embryo.

It's just that Xie Yu has always felt a little puzzled - although he is a little reluctant to admit it, this guy is indeed a human being, and when he eats meat, he can always use excuses such as "hungry and hungry" to deal with it, but why does this rough embryo always like to bark like a cow? This ...... What's the reason?!This fetish is too weird, isn't it......

Xie Yu sighed, and with a helpless expression, he took out another pot of wine from the ring, and threw it in the direction where the voice came from next to him without looking at it.

"Hey...... Don't spill it......, don't scare it! Boy, why do you like to litter? Can't you just use the handover?! What if you spill it......

Shrek hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab the flask that flew over, and after catching it carefully, he first looked at it carefully with a lot of distress, and after turning it over and over a few times, he found that the wine in the jug did not spill a drop, and he couldn't help but be very satisfied, and stroked it a few times, and shouted at the little mage with a helpless smile on his face.

"Okay big brother...... Next time, little brother pay attention, and I will hold it in both hands and send it to you in the future......"

Xie Yu responded casually, and then finally turned his head and said to Shrek, who was a little resentful:

"Big brother didn't eat meat over there, why did he suddenly come here......"

"Oh, the meat is finished...... I didn't see anything left to eat, and I just wanted to ask you again...... But I found that the three of you guys actually started drinking at some point, and you still don't ask me to join me...... How can you drink wine yourself? Aren't you afraid of stomach pain?!"

The rough embryo glared at the three of them fiercely, obviously very indignant at the behavior of the three of them eating alone.

"Uh...... We just saw that the meat you ate was too fragrant, so we didn't bother you......"

"Less...... Don't think I don't know what you three guys think!"

Regarding Xie Yu's remarks, Shrek immediately sneered, and in the face of the same puzzled eyes of the three people, this rough embryo patted his chest, raised his head again, and glanced at the three of them, with a very proud look on his ugly face:

"Hmph...... The three of you are afraid that I will drink too much, so I will rob you of your wine, and you three of you will feel very ashamed if you can't drink uncle......!

“...... Alas, the greatest virtue of this guy is this kind of blind confidence that comes out ......of nowhere!

Xie Yu sighed, turned his head to look at the two knights who had helplessly lowered their heads again after hearing Shrek's bold words, shook his head, and muttered twice in his mouth, only then did he look at this rough embryo with a proud expression with some amusement.

"Hmm...... Ah Shi, ah no...... Big brother, you ...... How can you be sure you're more drunk than the three of us?!"

"Boy, aren't you talking nonsense?!I don't know how much I drink?!The three of you don't have as much alcohol as I do combined......

Shrek was obviously a little dissatisfied with this little brother asking such an idiotic question, and after snorting, Xiao Huangdou's eyes swept towards the three of them with a look of contempt:

"If nothing else, look at the looks of the guys who came out the next day after a few nights of drinking, uh...... You're better, they can't scream when they're drunk...... It's so useless! Unlike your big brother and me, no matter how much I drank the night before, the next day I was still alive and well, you say...... Isn't it a drink heavier than you guys?!"

“......”

Feeling Shrek's tone of hating iron and steel, Xie Yu suddenly felt a little speechless, and after thinking about it, he said cautiously to the rough embryo with a complacent face: "That...... Big brother, do you know how much you drank the most yourself?!"

"Hmm...... I think about it, I don't remember clearly, well, how much did I drink......" Shrek scratched his head, and the little yellow bean's eyes rolled and rolled vigorously, and after a while, he waved his hand fiercely and said: "Ignore it! Anyway, there are a lot of ...... Well, for a flask of this size, there must be at least a dozen jugs......"

"A dozen pots?!...... How is this possible?!" Xie Yu couldn't laugh or cry, he really didn't know what this guy's data relied on.

This rough embryo ...... It's a shameful pour, and it's a small pour!

This kind of fruit wine produced by the elves clan, although it tastes a little sweet and light, but the stamina is really great, with Xie Yu's amount of wine, he doesn't dare to boast that he can drink more than a dozen pots, and he can't find the north after drinking four or five pots at most, not to mention Shrek's rotten wine? !

"Boy...... What kind of expression do you have?!...... Don't you believe me, big brother?!" Looking at the look of disbelief that clearly appeared on the little mage's face, Shrek couldn't help but be furious, as if he had been greatly humiliated, and glared fiercely.

"Where, where...... Big brother is so brave, the amount of alcohol must be invincible......! We're going to get drunk tonight!"

Xie Yu finally didn't bother to entangle with this rough embryo on such a boring issue, sighed secretly, and then piled up an extremely flattering smile on his face, threw the empty wine bottle in his hand, and then took out a full pot of wine from the ring, pinched it in his hand, and gestured to Shrek proudly.

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