After the three of them shook their heads and smiled bitterly at each other, they all felt extremely embarrassed, and finally decided to ignore the vulgar Shrek who was embarrassed and threw at his grandmother's house. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Because, if this guy loses face, it will be fine, but with Shrek's eating appearance, he really ripped off the face of the entire human being and stepped on the ground fiercely, and it was in front of those elves who were elegant to the bone.

Even Xie Yu and the two knights, who were also humans, couldn't understand - among the humans who had evolved to today's high level of civilization, how could there still be people who ate like vicious dogs?

The three of them were extremely indignant, and finally decided to draw a line with Shrek, each eating their own, and as for the aspect of eating, with Shrek as the base, the three of them were not worried, after all, just like Xie Yu said, no matter how rude the food is, I am afraid it is ten million times more elegant than Shrek.

So, while the three of them were eating the meat beautifully and chewing slowly, they glanced at Shrek, who was lying on the top of the sharp-horned ice antelope not far away, and refused to get up, and then laughed and joked fiercely.

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And just after Xie Yu's beautiful idea of accepting the little fat man as an apprentice in order to inherit his barbecue mantle was shattered, he was lamenting that people's hearts were not ancient and the world was declining, and everyone was waiting to eat white food, but suddenly heard a slight sound above his head, accompanied by a crisp birdsong.

Xie Yu was holding a piece of barbecue meat that had just been filled into his mouth, and when he heard the sound, he looked up, but saw that the little bird had flown down from the branch of the tree at some point, hovering back and forth above his head.

"Oh, Luhua...... Why, the meat is eaten so quickly?!What a good amount of food! How has your food increased so quickly in the past few years? But...... Fortunately, you don't have to raise you in the future! You can follow your new master to eat and drink spicy food in the future...... Thankfully!"

Xie Yu looked up and saw the anxious look in Lu Hua's eyes, and subconsciously thought that this pot-bellied king had eaten up the sharp-horned ice antelope it snatched from Shrek, and happily patted his chest, not wanting to cause any trouble during the meal, and Xie Yu felt that he was almost full at this time, so he pointed at the prey under his feet very friendly, and said with a smile:

"Haven't you eaten yet?!, there's almost a whole one here, you can pick whatever you want to eat...... The young master is a person who misses the old love, and he won't feed you rotten vegetables and leaves all day long like your new master...... Well, I'll wait for a chance to tell that little girl, you eat meat, don't let her feed you bran vegetables in the future, you are in the stage of growing your body, and you will be malnourished......"

Xie Yu thought that he was already very enthusiastic, whether it was the smile on his face and sincere eyes, as well as the sincere tone, it revealed a strong concern and generosity for Luhua, a rebellious pet, and a heartfelt blessing for Luhua to have a new home.

But Lu Hua turned a blind eye to Xie Yu's enthusiasm, not only did not show the slightest emotion or attachment, but a look of disdain, and rolled her little yellow eyes at this "former master", "twitter" was called twice, and then opened her pointed mouth, and spat on the ground abruptly, the expression on the bird's face was full of contempt, and she looked at Xie Yu with slanted eyes, as if she was laughing at Xie Yu's stupidity.

"Well, what does this bird mean? Isn't it a problem with the meat?! Oh, there is still a big piece of meat......

Xie Yu glanced at the reed flower with a vivid expression on the bird's face, blinked his eyes suspiciously, and then turned his head to look at the branch where the reed flower was originally staying, and saw that although the sharp-horned ice antelope had already appeared a large piece of white bone under the efforts of the reed flower, there was still a small half of the meat left uneaten, and he suddenly patted his head and smiled enthusiastically at the reed flower: "That ...... Luhua, you want to drink, right?"

Hearing Xie Yu's question, Lu Hua glanced at Xie Yu, screamed in her mouth, and nodded her little head again.

"Sure enough, I guessed it...... Earlier, it's not easy?!"

As he spoke, Xie Yu took out a pot of wine from the ring, threw it up casually, thought about it and said:

"Save a little drink, although there is still a little stock, but not much...... When I get the damn grass that the chick wants, I'll go home, what about you...... Just follow the little girl to the imperial capital, the imperial capital is a good place, and at that time, you can't drink as much wine as you want...... And I don't know how much better it tastes than those inferior wines in Tanya!"

In the midst of the chatter, Xie Yu raised his head and was about to ask the bird a few words with concern, such as

"When you get to the new master, you have to be obedient......",

"In the future, I will definitely have a good future with that little girl, it is much stronger than me, and it is beneficial to your physical and mental growth......",

"In the future, you can't do everything by temperament, and you should grow up......",

"If I'm free, I'll go to see you with the old guy, of course, we're usually very busy, and we don't usually have too much time......"

Wait a minute......

But Xie Yu looked up while muttering earnestly, but the figure of Lu Hua had long disappeared above his head, and then turned his head to look at the branch, only to see Lu Hua fly back without saying a word, still landing on the sharp-horned ice antelope that had not been eaten, two black claws were forked, sitting firmly on it, holding the wine jug almost as high as his body with his wings, bowing his head and taking a mouthful of meat, and then tilting his head and pouring a sip of wine, and then squinting his little yellow eyes and chewing carefully, looking at the intoxicated expression on the bird's face, obviously enjoying it.

"Damn!How did you go?!How rude!...... In fact, I already knew that this little white-eyed wolf had no conscience, so why bothered to talk to it so much?! Just stuff it with a pot of wine and let it stop making trouble for itself...... Why do you act like your father told his son to go away, he really took off his pants and farted - too much!"

Xie Yu watched Lu Hua only care about self-absorption on it, and no longer gobbled it up after drinking, but played the style of pretending to chew and swallow slowly, but he didn't pay attention to his bitter words at all, and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, and after scratching his head, he felt a little annoyed by his own mouth, and he actually inexplicably made up the flood of father's love-

Damn! This little monster with no conscience, not only is he a little drunkard, a little pervert, but also a short temper and a bad temperament, and if something goes wrong, he will get angry, and even his own master, who has raised it for ten years, will not save face at all, send it out early and give birth to a good morning, don't look at the attitude towards this little girl is not bad now, in the future...... But it's hard to say! Let the little girl have a headache! Hmph hum......

"Hey, little Harrow...... Bring us some wine......, too! And laughing so lewdly!"

Xie Yu was pinching his chin and imagining that after Luhua was tired of the little girl, the little girl fell to the tragic end of being a cow and a horse for Luhua, and in his mind, he was obscene with a little girl who provoked Luhua a disagreeable, and he was immediately blackened by the electric little face, and the hair stood on end but there was nowhere to escape.

"Dead fat...... Why do I have to be obscene every time I laugh?!!"

Xie Yu glared at Sha Luo dissatisfiedly, and took out two more jugs of wine and threw them to the two knights.

"It's not obscene, it's not obscene! If you have alcohol, you won't be obscene...... Hey, hey, little Harrow is really good, he can barbecue, he knows how to share wine with everyone, he never eats alone, it's really good! Or if you think about Miss Nicole's suggestion a few days ago, it's ...... After going down the mountain, you can go with us, take you to the imperial capital, and find you a comfortable and good errand with us, and don't let you do coolies, and don't let you do anything else, as long as you can give us barbecue every day, and take care of our food and drink, and I'll talk to Miss Nicole then...... What do you think?!"

Sha Luo unscrewed the lid of the pot and poured a large sip of wine into his mouth, burped comfortably, then wiped the corners of his greasy mouth, and said to Xie Yu sincerely.

"Hey, come less! What kind of comfortable errand? Isn't he just a housekeeper?! Do you want the master to be a housekeeper for you? The master is a magician after all...... Have you ever seen a magician go and serve someone as a butler?!"

Xie Yu shook his head and sneered, disdainful.