Chapter 216: Senior Brother Cheap (I)
However, after only slightly glancing at the cowardly and cunning guys behind him who only dared not come forward and turned around and walked away, but were clearly unwilling, Xie Yu pursed his lips, snorted, and withdrew his gaze disdainfully. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Because, his mind at this time is not in any other aspect at all, even if it is about to face an idiotic mission like an adult dragon clan, which is almost no different from suicide, in his heart, at this moment, he is completely free of the original worries and worries.
Even the powerful dragon clan, which is known as a natural fighting race, Xie Yu doesn't care about it, let alone dozens of cowardly and cowering demon fire foxes?
Xie Yu's attention now was focused on Shrek, who was holding his head and silent.
Ever since Shrek came out of his mouth half an hour ago, the name of the sloppy, drunken and lustful strange old man was actually Gandalf, Xie Yu's heart was immediately filled with astonishment.
Gandalf? Which Gandalf will never ...... It's the cheap master who went out to find someone to fight, and then disappeared for more than a year in an extremely unreliable way, right?!
Although there are many people in the world who have the same name, and after Xie Yu calmed down from the initial shock, he once felt that it must be the same name.
But later, after constantly scratching his head and thinking carefully in his mind for a while, Xie Yu reluctantly found that the strange old man in Shrek's mouth was more and more likely to be his old and unserious master.
Because, whether it is sloppy and dirty, or drunk, or disrespectful to the old, if you can concentrate these not very nice adjectives on a person, then this kind of person...... It's just a rarity.
Therefore, with Xie Yu's recollections, he became more and more convinced that the nasty old man in Shrek's mouth was most likely his master who was not doing right!
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"Ashi...... Well, big brother...... Are you sure that weird old man's name is Gandalf?!"
Xie Yu turned his gaze back, narrowed his eyes and asked Shrek with a sad face, with suspicion and questioning in his tone, obviously still unwilling to believe it.
"Boy...... Don't ask this question anymore, you don't know how many times you've asked it...... Ask over and over again, don't you feel annoyed yourself?!" Shrek sighed, grinning bitterly and helplessly, his ugly face full of helplessness.
"Hmm...... What are you meeting for...... When you were a child, when you were five years old, you went out to play in the streets, and you stole money from your blacksmith shop and ran out to buy chickens to eat, and then you had just bought a chicken, and you were happily nibbling as you went home, and then an old beggar in the corner saw it and snatched it...... And then you all know each other, right? Is that true...... That's what you just said, right?!"
"Yes, yes, yes...... Boy, are you finished? Big brother can still lie to you? Big brother has always been a very honest person, and what he hates most in this life is to deceive people!"
The little mage's half-believing eyes on the opposite side obviously made Shrek feel humiliated, and he slapped his thigh fiercely, his tone was also very dissatisfied, and his voice naturally increased a few points:
"That day...... The old fellow was leaning against the broken wall, dressed as a beggar, tattered, dirty, and his hair was messy and long...... Damn! Originally, the eldest brother looked at him very pitiful, and after buying the chicken, he still had a few copper plates left in his pocket, and wanted to give it to him and let him buy some wheat cakes to satisfy his hunger, don't starve to death...... Unexpectedly, the old guy didn't look at it at all, and directly grabbed the chicken from the eldest brother's hand to eat...... Phew, that's rude!"
"Huh? and...... Boy, you'...... I found that you kid always spoke so badly! What do you mean by stealing money from the blacksmith shop?! The blacksmith shop was originally my family's ...... I take money from my own house, can I call it stealing?
Shrek angrily repeated the experience of knowing the strange old man, looking at the little mage muttering in his mouth, his eyes kept blinking and blinking, and his eyes were looking around, I don't know what he was thinking, but he didn't come to ask himself questions for a long time, thinking that this chattering kid was finally tired of asking, and he didn't bother himself anymore, and when he was happy in his heart, he suddenly remembered another important question, and straightened his face to the little mage who was in deep thought.
"Hmph...... If you don't call it stealing, then your daddy...... Uh, why did our dad beat you up later? You were only five years old and knew how to steal the family's money to buy chickens...... You're too precocious!" Xie Yu's contemplation was interrupted, he raised his head and glanced at him, and said lightly.
"Hmm...... That one...... Daddy hit me because ...... Because I take a lot of money from my family, I can't use that much money to buy chickens! Well, that's because of that...... Therefore, it is not a matter of stealing or not stealing at all! Taking other people's money can be called stealing! Taking one's own family's money...... You have to call it!" Shrek scratched his head for a while, then his eyes widened again.
"Good, good...... It's not called stealing! it's really a mess ......."
Xie Yu's mood at this time was really a little messy, and he had no intention of talking about these words with this illiterate person who couldn't count, waved his hand impatiently, and after stopping this meaningless argument, he sighed again, pinched his chin and began to roll his eyes: "Hmm...... However, snatching chicken from a child's hand to eat ...... It really looks like the old guy could do it!...... Shameless!"
"yes, yes...... It's shameless!...... How can you steal something from a child? Grandma's ...... The whole fragrant chicken, but the eldest brother only had time to gnaw on a chicken leg, and it was robbed by the old monster......"
"Hmph...... Shamelessness is the old guy's style...... One of them!" Xie Yu smiled bitterly a few times, then slapped his mouth twice and said, "You said it just now...... That old guy eats your chicken...... Hmm, why is that so awkward? uh...... He snatched the chicken you bought, and after eating it like he hadn't eaten in a few days, he ...... Touched you, didn't you?!I touched you all over my body, and then I had to go home with you with a shy old face, didn't I?!"
"Don't talk about such a shameful thing again, boy! I'll tell you that you're my little brother, but don't tell anyone, especially Miss Nicole, if you let her know that I was once groped all over by a man...... Does that big brother still have the face to live in this world?!Find a rope and hang himself as soon as possible!" Shrek's face turned purple and black again, and he warned the little mage viciously.
"The rope is going to be thicker...... Well, it's better to use iron chains, I'm afraid the rope won't be able to withstand ......"
"Boy, what are you muttering again?!"
"Oh...... Nothing, I mean...... Don't worry, your Miss Nicole won't be interested in this kind of thing......"
“...... Miss Nicole is such a noble and temperamental person, just like a goddess who has come to the world, and she will never be interested in a man touching such a disgusting thing as a man...... Hehe, hehe...... Uh, but! That can't let her know! Absolutely not! Remember, boy......" The rough embryo turned into a nymphomaniac again in a second, turned his head to look at the goddess who was dozing off on the tail of the brindled sword mantis, grinned for a while, and then straightened his face again, and turned back to the little mage and warned fiercely.
"Let me say that the master is too lazy to say, there is no time to ......"
Xie Yu pouted: "Later, after that old guy followed you to your house with a dead face, he really didn't teach you anything, just pierced that thick and long needle on your body every few months, after a few years...... And then the old guy suddenly disappeared?!"
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