"This, alas...... The old monster didn't know how to use it, and he bewitched my father, and he obediently obeyed what he said...... Every time the old monster pricked me with a needle, no matter how much I hurt or screamed, my father never cared about me, and ...... He was still serving tea and water to the old monster next to him, but he didn't care about his own son's life or death...... Alas, but...... Don't look at that old guy, he's dry and thin, but he has a lot of strength, and I can't run no matter how hard I struggle...... , it hurts so much...... There have been several times when the big brother has fainted!" Shrek seems to have a deep memory of this tragic past when he was a child, where he shook his head and sighed while telling angrily, and gasped from time to time, obviously the taste of being pricked by needles was not pleasant. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"It's okay, big brother...... Later, we met him, and we kicked him in the ass together, and kicked him hard...... Look he's torturing you!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Kick hard...... Kick hard, hey, hey, hey...... Huh? but...... However, both of us ...... Can you beat him?"

"Well...... Hmm, let's talk about it later......" Xie Yu grabbed his head and laughed a few times, but he didn't know how to answer.

Because now Xie Yu can basically confirm that the old monster in Shrek's mouth should be his cheap master.

Since it is a master, even if it is picked up, no matter how unreliable it is, it will never be able to draw a knife against him!

Xie Yu just said casually, in order to appease Shrek's emotions, and by the way, he vented his resentment about the old guy without saying goodbye, but he didn't expect that this rough embryo immediately lit up when he heard it, although after an instant, he was concerned about the strength of the strange old man, and the rough embryo's eyes quickly dimmed, but it seems that this guy really had the idea of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and moved the idea of implementing it.

Looking at Shrek's sighing appearance, Xie Yu couldn't laugh and cry a few perfunctory words, and then quickly diverted the topic: "Hey, big brother...... Let me ask you something, ...... It's really only eighteen years old, isn't it?!But the more I look at it, the more I don't look like it......"

Although Xie Yu retains the habits of his previous life, he knows that when he meets a woman, he can't ask about many things, and it will be rude, such as not asking about age, weight, work, and amount of food, etc., but in the face of men, there is no need to have these concerns.

So Xie Yu carefully looked up at Shrek's dark and ugly face, squinting his eyes at the clumps of wrinkles on it.

Although except for the crow's feet on both sides of Shrek's eyes, and the deep forehead lines on his bare forehead, the skin in other places is full of young man's elasticity and color, and the black is so bright, Xie Yu still doesn't want to believe that this rough embryo is only eighteen years old this year.

What age is eighteen years old?!

But the rough embryo in front of me looks like a large piece of bacon that has not been dried......

"You...... Damn, believe it or not, big brother, I don't have time to discuss such a naïve question with you......" Shrek glared at the smiling little mage and replied angrily.

Xie Yu smiled, ignored Shrek, who was sulking with his head, bit his lip, and then involuntarily muttered in his heart-

Let's believe what Shrek himself said, he is only eighteen years old, after all, with his own understanding of this rough embryo, he really can't lie about age to deceive himself.

So, according to Shrek, the old guy actually wandered to Danya Town when Shrek was five years old, although for some reason, the old guy made himself so miserable, but his own temperament is extremely free and easy, he has never cared much about the world's eyes, and his style of speaking and doing things is also different from ordinary people, so there is nothing strange about this.

Because, when I met myself for the first time, the old and unserious dignity was also not much stronger.

Moreover, Shrek should have mistaken the old guy for a beggar because he was young and didn't understand the old guy's cynical so-called virtue.

Xie Yu knew very well that the old guy had a strange ability, and he was known as the last magic master on the mainland, so he would not be as miserable as a beggar.

Not to mention anything else, from his arms that seemed to never be finished, he took out one or two inconspicuous magic props and sold them to the magic union or any magician, and I am afraid that he would not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

Therefore, Xie Yu thought that the old guy might have wandered to Danya for some unknown reason at that time, and when he was leaning on the wall to bask in the sun, he was attracted by the smell of roast chicken in Little Shrek's hand, and he couldn't help but be greedy, so he went to grab Little Shrek.

As for the chicken after eating, he grabbed Shrek's leg and lifted it upside down, and touched it up and down......

Could it be that the old guy found out that there was something on Shrek's body that made him look at it?

Well...... Shrek's strong and seemingly unbeatable perverted physique, as well as his terrifying brute force that seems to be inexhaustible, should be ...... That's definitely the reason.

After all, Shrek has looked like a monster since he was a child, and no matter how unreasonable the old guy is, no matter how heavy his taste is, it is impossible that he can't help but want to touch it because he fell in love with Shrek's handsomeness and cuteness......

Therefore, this kind of routine, after encountering a so-called martial arts wizard with great roots and bones in the world, seeing that the hunting heart is happy, he has to accept him as an apprentice, and then find a successor for a peerless school, so that the mantle will not be lost...... It should be a truth, right?

Didn't you see that after the old guy touched little Shrek, he had the cheekiness to go to little Shrek's house to pay a visit?!

The old guy likes to go to other people's houses to eat and drink and pretend to be a master and not leave, and Xie Yu has already deeply experienced it after he met him for the first time on the hill in the east of the city......

Not...... He will only turn fifteen years old in a few months, and Shrek is just eighteen years old, less than four years old, so that is to say...... After staying at Shrek's house for more than three years, the old guy met him on the mountain and imposed an illusory mission on himself, and at the same time started his own years of suffering.

And it just so happened that when I met the old guy, I was just five years old that year.

So...... Although according to Shrek, the old guy didn't teach him anything during the more than three years he was at home, but he used thick and long needles to torture little Shrek from time to time, unlike not only guiding himself into the door of magic, but also teaching himself and his younger brother a set of martial arts.

But...... Shrek, a rough embryo, has to be regarded as his fellow senior brother after all......

Though...... Like the cheap master he picked up, this senior brother is just a cheap senior brother who was picked up by chance......

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"Alas, grandma's, that old guy can really do things, Ah Shi was originally a follower, and he can still have fun when he is bored, this is good, there is an extra brother for some reason...... What is this called?"

Xie Yu scratched his head in distress, sighed a long sigh of resentment, and turned his head to Shrek again, and his tone was a little weak: "Hey, senior brother...... Uh, that, big brother......"

"Boy, what are you going to do?!...... Still have questions?!"

Shrek had already made this little mage bother with the same verbosity as the little mage today, and after finally being quiet for a while, he saw that the little mage raised his head and turned to himself, and couldn't help but be vigilant immediately, and then the look on his ugly face was instantly bitter: "Boy...... You also know, the eldest brother has always been impatient, if the little fat man was so rambling to annoy the eldest brother, he would have been kicked away a long time ago, you ...... I think you'd better go back to sleep! Don't you like to sit and sleep?!"

"Good...... After asking the last question, I'll go to sleep......" Xie Yu looked at Shrek's helpless appearance with his head bowed, and felt really interesting, and agreed after a smile.

"This ...... I don't think it's okay, you kid took the wrong medicine today, let's talk about it tomorrow, big brother, I'm very busy...... I'm going to go play with the little fat man for a while......"

Today, Shrek seems to be really tormented by the little mage's chatter, his eyes rolled, and he hurriedly refused, and then, this person who accidentally became Xie Yu's cheap senior brother, turned around and took a big stride, and was about to drive in the direction of the little fat man......

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