"Have you seen my daughter-in-law?"

"Of course!"

"When?"

"Many years ago. ”

"That's—"

"Then what? If you don't go, you go backwards, since you toast and don't eat, why should I talk to you in vain?" The pig-waisted-faced man lost patience and said very fiercely: "You bastard, let me tell you, don't think that Lao Tzu is cheating you! Who is your mother-in-law, Lao Tzu knows very well!"

"Who is she?"

"You have to tell Lao Tzu to say it, right? Okay, Lao Tzu, this is what you want! She is the beautiful Hancheng Oiran of the year-Qi Susu!"

"What are you talking about? You said that his daughter-in-law is Qi Susu?!" The man with a slanted figure face looked at the man with small triangular eyes, and said excitedly: "Is it really fake? Back then, she was the lover of my dreams...... She's so pretty, how could she marry you?

"What's going on? This is not a thing at all!" The triangular small-eyed man looked aggrieved, and he was very angry: "There will be no pie in the sky, and I am not the Jade Emperor's father, how can such a good thing hit me on the head? With Lao Tzu's appearance, Qi Susu will take a fancy to me? Hmph, do you think this is possible?"

Piggyback-faced man: "She naturally won't take a fancy to you, but she is your mother-in-law!"

"Hehe, that's funny. ”

"Funny, funny what?"

"You're kidding. ”

"Who the is joking with you? ”

"What fact? My daughter-in-law is the Hancheng Oiran Qi Susu?"

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not! My daughter-in-law's name is Hu Die, and she looks very ordinary, if you don't believe it, you can inquire. ”

"I've already inquired!"

"You-"

"What are you, and if you don't know anyone, you can't do it unless you do. Do you think that if you change her name, change her surname, change her appearance, and take medicine, you can really cover everything up? Hmph, what a joke! As far as you do all the things that have lost your conscience, I know it all clearly! You killed her whole family, drugged her, and forcibly occupied her, you bastard, you are a brute!"

"You, who are you?...... how do you know" The triangular small-eyed man panicked, and almost leaked his mouth, but fortunately reacted quickly: "Brother, don't I just make fun of my sister-in-law, are you going to ruin me like this?"

"Who the—"

"It's not that I don't want to marry my daughters to you, but they are so ugly that even their fathers are disgusting and disgusting to me.

"You-"

"Yes, although I have been troubled for many years, I wish I could marry them off, but people must not be too selfish, how can I sweep away my own garbage to other people's houses? ”

"No matter how beautiful or ugly, Lao Tzu is going to condemn them!"

"You ......"

"What are you? You idiot, you play this kind of three-year-old doll and play the rest of the tricks and want to fool Lao Tzu, hmph, it's really naïve! You're a fucking pig's cub, aren't you? There are no three hundred taels of silver here, do you want to cover up Mizhang? You pretend to be smart, you big grandson, you are really stupid!"

"You ......"

"What are you? Play with Lao Tzu, hum, you stupid donkey, you are also a child?"

"Self-righteous, there are times when you regret it. The triangular small-eyed man was very angry, he really wanted to slap the pig's waist to death, but he knew very well that he couldn't take advantage of using force, it would only harm himself, there was no way, he could only take a deep breath, secretly clench his fists, and forcibly suppress the fire in his heart.

The pig kidneys man looked serious, and said loudly: "Lao Tzu will never regret it!"

"Okay, okay...... Anyway, Lao Tzu has said it, I am benevolent and righteous, if you don't listen to persuasion, I don't have a trick. Since you don't think my daughter is ugly, and since you insist on recognizing me as a father, then what else can Lao Tzu say? ”

"Thank you. ”

"However, let's talk ugly ahead, when you marry my daughter, when the time comes, you will be disgusting, you will be nauseated, you will be so ugly that you can't eat or sleep, that's all your own fault, and no one else, you don't want to blame Lao Tzu for not being kind!"

"Lao Tzu promises, I will never blame you. ”

"Also, although they are ugly, sloppy, and unkempt, although they are lazy to eat, they don't know anything, and they don't help the oil bottles when they are poured; although they are short-tempered and unreasonable, they scold their fathers and mothers and their ancestors...... But if you marry them, then they will live and die in your family, and death will be your ghost. If you dare to abuse them or give them a divorce, I will fight with you!"

"Don't worry, Lao Tzu will definitely offer them as ancestors. ”

"What the are you...... It's really brainy!"

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"Hmph, but I don't think so. ”

"You ......" The triangular small-eyed man really didn't want to give his daughter to the pig-waisted man, and he didn't want to at all.

And no wonder.

After all, they are so beautiful, but they can't be found, it's really rare, and he hasn't had fun yet.

He wanted to keep them, very much.

But I can't keep it.

He is angry, angry, and his heart and lungs are going to explode.

But what's the point?

Stay in the green mountains, don't worry about no firewood.

Hurry up with power, after the catastrophe in front of you, let's talk about it.

The triangular small-eyed man was too lazy to talk nonsense with the pig-waist-faced man, and secretly thought about his plan to get rid of the pig-waist-faced man tonight and how to take his wife and daughter to escape from Yong'an City.

And the pig-waisted-faced man who got the verbal promise of the triangular small-eyed man was not satisfied, he still wanted to get more things, so he looked at the triangular small-eyed man again, and said coldly: "Lao Tzu marries your daughter, what dowry do you plan to give along?"

"And a dowry?!"

"Nonsense! Not only do you want to, but you can't do it without it!"

"You ......"

"What are you? You also said, your daughters are garbage, unbearable, Lao Tzu can marry them, that is a blessing that your family can't repair for eight lifetimes, your ancestral graves are smoking, you know? I married them, your heart disease is gone, but Lao Tzu has two more ancestors to serve. They are your daughters, and I am not your father, why should your pain and troubles be passed on to Lao Tzu? You don't give more dowry as compensation, are you embarrassed? Do you think it looks like words?

"Excuse me!

"You-"

"What are you? Lao Tzu's daughter is ugly, but what if you are ugly? You love to marry, if you don't marry, will Lao Tzu force you to marry?...... Lao Tzu has worked hard to support them for so many years, you don't give a dowry at all, you are two big girls, you are not satisfied, you are still shameless to ask for a dowry, do you still want to face it?!"

"Lao Tzu is too lazy to talk nonsense with you! Man, Lao Tzu wants; dowry, Lao Tzu also wants! You have to give it, and you have to give it if you don't give it!"

"You-"

"What are you? If you really don't want to give it, you say it clearly, Lao Tzu will never force you, and I will send you to see Lord Yama!" said the pig-waisted-faced man, and suddenly swung his fist, and he was about to beat the triangular small-eyed man.

Damn it!

It's so hateful!

Damn it!

Damn it ten thousand times!

The triangular small-eyed man was really angry, and his heart and lungs wanted to explode, but he didn't have a trick, so he could only hurriedly speak: "Give! I'll give it!"

"Toast without eating and drinking, you are really cheap!"

"You-"

"Less nonsense! Say, what are you going to give?"

"Gold, silver and jewelry, as long as I have it at home, you can choose. ”

"Don't. ”

"You-"

"What are you?Is gold, silver, and jewelry useful?Can you eat or drink?Wipe the gutters are all fart-(1) eyes, Lao Tzu wants them to dry eggs?"

"You want my house, you want my land?"

"Lao Tzu's house is better than yours, and there is much more land than yours, so Lao Tzu wants them to be useful?"

"And what do you want?"

"Your daughter-in-law. ”

"You ......"

"What are you blowing? What kind of beard are you blowing and staring at? Are you very beautiful with three sparse eggy hairy mustaches? Two kings and eight mung bean eyes, showing off a hair?"

"You-"

Qi Susu was Lao Tzu's dream lover, you have occupied her for so many years, shouldn't you give her back to Lao Tzu? Shouldn't you let Lao Tzu taste her taste too? What's more, I married your daughter, who will take care of the child after giving birth? Of course, it's the child and his grandmother!"

"You have to inch in, kick your nose in the face, it's really too deceitful! You bastard, Lao Tzu fought with you!" "The triangular small-eyed man was really angry, his internal organs were about to explode, he couldn't bear it anymore, he turned over and jumped up, and smashed his fist into the nose of the pig-waisted man.

"Hmph, don't measure yourself!" The pig-waisted-faced man was very disdainful, seeing the triangular small-eyed man attacking him blatantly, he didn't dodge or dodge, he raised his leg and kicked it on the chest of the small-eyed man.

Vicious!

Quite ruthless!

The small-eyed man was hit by the foot, and immediately spurted blood from his mouth, and his body slammed to the ground, almost breaking his breath.

"You bastard, just your three-legged cat kung fu, you dare to do it with Lao Tzu, hum, you are really tired of being crooked! Since you are determined to find death, then good, Lao Tzu will do what you wish!" said the pig-waisted-faced man, strode forward, and then raised his leg to slash at the head of the small-eyed man.

Seeing this, the small-eyed man urinated on the spot, and hurriedly rolled to the side with all his milking strength, and at the same time shouted: "I was wrong, I was really wrong!

"What, scared?"

"I'm scared!"

"Why did you go early? Now I know that I am afraid, it's too late!" The pig-waisted-faced man didn't intend to spare the small-eyed triangular man, stretched out his hand and waved at the people around him, and said in a loud voice: "Everyone, do you know who this bastard kneeling in front of Lao Tzu is?"

Almost at the same time, everyone spoke: "Who is he?"

"Flower picking thief - golden-eyed fox Cheng Kun!"

"Cheng Kun?!"

"He's Cheng Kun?!"

"That's right, it's him!" The pig-waisted-faced man stretched out his hand and pointed at the triangular small-eyed man, gritted his teeth and said: "Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky." Whore, your time of death has come!"

"You?...... It's you!"

"What, do you recognize Lao Tzu? That's right, Lao Tzu is the god hunt in Hancheng called the 'Righteous Knife' twenty-eight years ago - Zheng Yi!"

"You-"

"What are you? Back then, you ruined Lao Tzu's reputation and lost your official position, so many years, in order to arrest you, I have suffered a lot, you really deserve to die, you deserve to die 10,000 times! However, so many years have passed, you have also been cut off and become a eunuch, Lao Tzu originally wanted to let you go, so forget it, but you are not a long-eyed dog who dares to make fun of Lao Tzu's mother-in-law, and make that kind of joke, how can I spare you? Today, Lao Tzu will tell you not to die well!

It's miserable!

Cheng Kun knew that he was afraid that he would not be able to get better today, and there was a chance that he would die or live, but he was unwilling to accept his fate, so he did not hesitate, rolled on the spot, turned over and jumped, and went on a rampage with the strength of feeding, wanting to rush out of the crowd and flee for his life.

Of course, this is not realistic.

Before he was about to escape, Zheng Yi shouted to everyone: "Fathers and fellow villagers, stop him, don't let him escape! He is the big prostitute who did all the evil, full of evil, and everyone was punished ~ Mo Chengkun! Revenge for revenge, revenge for revenge, revenge for revenge, and revenge for those who have no revenge and no grievances should act for heaven, go on, flatten him, and die flat!"

"Dog thief, you give me your life!"

"Bastard, I'm going to skin you alive!"

“......”

Many people shouted and scolded, and surrounded Cheng Kun to death at once, and then gritted their teeth one by one, punched out their fists and feet, and blatantly beckoned to Cheng Kun.

As a result, within a few breaths, Cheng Kun saw the king of Hades, and his body was torn to pieces and became food for many people......