"I spared you so easily, where in the world is there such a cheap thing?!"

Huh?

Hearing the words of the pig-waist-faced man, the small-eyed man with the triangle felt that he had hope of survival, and his heart was happy, and he immediately said: "Brother, you say, what should I do to forgive me?

"Agree to anything?"

"Yes!"

"Really?"

"It's true, I won't lie to you!"

"That's what you said?"

"That's what I said. ”

"Well, for the sake of your sincere repentance, if you don't give you a chance to be a new person, it seems that Lao Tzu is too unkind. ”

Hearing this, the triangular small-eyed boy was really overjoyed, and immediately kowtowed: "Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother, !!."

"Don't be busy thanking you first, I haven't said anything about the conditions for me to spare you. ”

"You say, please speak!"

"I heard that your eldest daughter and youngest daughter are quite good-looking, isn't it true?"

"It's okay, it's okay. It's not that I'm boasting, but in terms of the appearance and figure of my two daughters, they are much more beautiful than the average daughter! Even Long Xinshu, the twin sister of Bilong Yaoyao, is not much better, and she is really not inferior to her at all! In our Yong'an City, there are only a handful of people who can compare to my daughters, and there are absolutely few!"

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"That's a good feeling!hehe......" The pig-kidney-faced man rubbed his hands, licked his lips with his tongue, and his eyes were full of lewd~ evil meaning, and he smiled so evilly.

At this point, the triangular small-eyed man finally reacted, the pig-waisted man was going to beat his daughter's idea.

What did Lao Tzu do today?

It's a brain pump!

I'm sick, I'm sick!

Is your daughter beautiful, it's good if you know it, what's the matter? Show off? Show off a fart?!

Okay, right?

Owe!

What a fucking owe!

The triangular small-eyed man hates his mouth so much, he really wants to pump himself with a big mouth, pump hard, swell and suck!

However, he also knows that the matter has come to this point, even if he is sucked to death, it is useless, it is meaningless, it is better to find a way to protect his daughter, otherwise it will be really too late.

Without hesitation, he hurriedly looked at the pig-waisted-faced man and said, "Big brother, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Pig kidney's face frowned: "Forgive sins, forgive what sins?"

"I'm sick again, I didn't control my mouth, and I made a joke with you again, but I really didn't mean to, and please don't blame me. ”

"What do you mean?"

The small-eyed man with the triangle pointed at himself: "Look at my appearance, anyone who is much more handsome than me, how can my daughter be good-looking? ”

"Is that so?"

"Of course!"

"Do you think Lao Tzu will believe your nonsense?"

"Why don't you believe it? What I say is the truth!"

"It's a fart!" The piggyback-faced man clenched his fists violently, glared, gritted his teeth, and was very angry: "You are indeed ugly, dog~!", but your daughters are not ugly, they are very beautiful!"

"They're beautiful? Heh, how is this possible? I'm a big ugly ghost, and my daughter-in-law is not good, just an ordinary village girl, if our daughter is beautiful, wouldn't it be a hell?"

"What the hell, what the hell? It's normal for them to be beautiful, it's normal, if they're as ugly as you, then they're called seeing the Great Yama. ”

"You, what do you mean by that?"

"You're ugly, and your daughter-in-law is 'ordinary', so your daughter must not be good-looking?

"Isn't it normal for children to be like parents?"

"This is indeed normal, and Lao Tzu didn't say that your daughter is not like their parents. ”

"If so, how can they be beautiful?"

"Of course they're beautiful. ”

"You-"

"What are you? Are you ugly, do you have something to do with them?"

"I'm their father, of course it does. ”

"There's a fart relationship!?With the turtle like you, you can give birth to such a beautiful girl?Hmph, joke, it's really a daydream, you are delusional!"

"What do you mean?" Like everyone around him, the man with a slanted face was very curious, and couldn't help but interject: "Isn't his daughter his daughter?"

Pig-waisted man: "Of course not. ”

"Picked up?"

"Definitely. ”

"That's—"

"His mother-in-law was born. ”

"So, his mother-in-law steals men?"

"Your mother-in-law is stealing men! Your daughter-in-law is stealing men!!Your whole family is stealing men!!" The small-eyed man was very angry and roared so loudly.

The man with the oblique face was not angry, and he didn't care at all, but smiled and said: "Lao Tzu is a single child, no mother-in-law, where is the daughter? Or you marry your daughter to Lao Tzu, they want to steal men, whatever they want, Lao Tzu promises, never beat them, what do you think? ”

"Wishful thinking! You give Lao Tzu your mother's spring and autumn dreams!" The pig-waisted-faced man glared angrily at the slanted man, and said coldly: "His daughter is Lao Tzu, you don't want to beat them, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you!"

"What you say is yours is yours? Everyone can see that Little Eyed Boy didn't mean to give his daughter to you, not at all, do you want to grab it?"

"Whether it's a hard robbery or a soft robbery, what do you want to do, it's your business?"

"You-"

"What are you? Lao Tzu is too lazy to take care of you, if you don't want to be beaten, just shut your dog mouth for Lao Tzu, and stay where it is cool!"

It's too much of a deception!

Bastard, you bastard!

I'll do it~ Your mother, eldest sister, and little sister!

The oblique eight-faced man is not as good as the pig kidney-faced man's kung fu, he really can't beat the pig kidney-faced man, in order not to be beaten in vain, although he is extremely unconvinced, he still chooses to shut up very wisely, and curses the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of the pig-waist-faced man in his heart.

At the same time, the pig-kidney-faced man looked at the triangular small-eyed man, and said coldly: "Lao Tzu fell in love with your daughters and gave them to Lao Tzu as concubines, do you agree?"

The triangular small-eyed man secretly clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "Don't agree!"

"No promise?"

"Yes!"

"It's the same whether you agree or not, I'm going to condemn them!"

"You...... Why is that?"

The pig-waisted-faced man stretched out two fingers and said very seriously: "There are many reasons, but there are two most important reasons." One, you robbed Lao Tzu of his dream lover, and made Lao Tzu sad and sad for so many years, and it is natural to give Lao Tzu some compensation; Second, your daughter is very beautiful, too beautiful, it is Lao Tzu's favorite style, and Lao Tzu wants them to give me a group of handsome sons and beautiful daughters. ”

"I robbed the girl of your dreams?"

"That's right. ”

"My daughter-in-law is a country girl, and her appearance is very ordinary, how can she be your dream lover?

"Lao Tzu has a bad eye, hmph, let your mother's stinky fart! If she is really as unbearable as you say, you dog offal will go to great lengths to get her hands on her?......"

"What are you talking about? I don't understand it at all. ”

"Don't you understand? Hmph, you don't have to pretend to be confused. ”

"I just don't understand!"

"Whether you understand it or not, it doesn't matter, anyway, those things are in the past, and I don't bother to worry about you anymore, but your daughter, no matter what, I'm going to decide!"

"You...... You're still being unreasonable?!"

"Absolutely. Just kidding, Lao Tzu is not a bandit, a bandit, a river thief, nor a ruffian, a scoundrel, or a stinky hooligan, who doesn't know that Lao Tzu has always used virtue to convince people and theory things?!"

"That's—"

Lao Tzu only reasoned with good people, and always only used swords and fists against the scum of society. And you, there is no doubt that you are a scumbag! Lao Tzu and you, there is no reason to talk about it at all!"

"You...... Okay, okay, okay, I'm not going to talk to you about that. Do you want to have good-looking children?"

"Yes. ”

"But my daughters are not beautiful at all, and you are so ...... I know a lot of young and beautiful girls, tall, short, fat and thin, black, white and yellow, all types, which one do you like, you tell me, I'll introduce you to a few, I promise to satisfy you, don't you think?"

"No!"

"You-"

"What are you? Lao Tzu will identify you as a girl!"

"It's unreasonable! I said that my daughter is not beautiful, not beautiful at all, why don't you believe it?"

"Because you open your eyes and speak nonsense, how can Lao Tzu believe you?"

"My daughters are really not beautiful, otherwise they are in their twenties, and how can they not even have a person who comes to the door to propose marriage? If they are not so ugly, how can they not even have the courage to step out of the boudoir?"

"Isn't that all your bastard?"

"What the hell am I messing with?"

"They were imprisoned in the basement by you with chains as thick as your fingers, and there are so many mechanisms on them, and they are not gods, how can they get out of the room?

"Ridiculous, ridiculous!"

"What's ridiculous?"

"My daughters, why am I imprisoning them? I'm sick, I'm sick?"

"You're sick! Not only sick, but also very sick! You are a perverted big beast, even if you harm others, you don't even let go of your own daughters, although they are not your species, but you are their adoptive father, you play with them, that's promiscuity~ Incest, do you know?!"

"You, you talk nonsense! My daughters have no grudge against you, why do you ruin their reputation and honor so much? What do you want?

"What Lao Tzu said is the truth, when did you ruin their reputation and reputation? I married them, that is to save them from the fire pit, I am helping them, Lao Tzu is doing a good deed!"

"Shit!You said that Lao Tzu imprisoned my daughters, and said that Lao Tzu played with them, have you seen it with your own eyes?ah?!"

"Not really. ”

"Then why do you say this nonsense, and how do you know that my daughter is as beautiful as a flower?"

"It's all nonsense, you know it better than anyone else. As for how Lao Tzu knew that your daughter is beautiful and beautiful, it is because Lao Tzu captured a little thief last night, he went to your secret room by mistake, he saw them, and he told Lao Tzu. In addition, their mother is Lao Tzu's dream lover, she is so beautiful, she is so beautiful, how can the daughter she gave birth to be ugly?"