"No!" Jin Xiaofu spread his hands and said calmly: "I didn't bring paper!"

"I'm going to kill you, you pervert. Han Yu was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he opened his teeth and claws to kill Jin Xiaofu.

"Don't slap my handsome face, I know it's wrong. Jin Xiaofu hugged his head and ran away, and was chased and fled in embarrassment.

"Don't run away from the fat man, you don't want to confess, the old lady is waiting for you to confess. Like Han Yu's fried cat, he chased Jin Xiaofu frantically, and went down the mountain like a tiger.

"My goddess, you are a female psychopath, don't chase me!" Jin Xiaofu screamed, his face was full of flowers, and he was overweight, and he couldn't run away from Han Yu, who was crazy.

"Dead fatty, you don't like me, you like all of me, my mother wants to kill you. Han Yu chased after him.

"My life is a nightmare, the goddess becomes neurotic in seconds, you are too violent, I can't stand it, can I surrender?" Jin Xiaofu wailed.

"What is violence, the old lady is still cruel and tyrannical, don't run away, come and confess, come and chase me, the old lady is waiting for you!"

On the big green playground, the two of them chased after me, entangled and played, Jin Xiaofu's screams, and Han Yu's excited roar resounded throughout the campus.

Duan Lang quietly looked out the window, the fierce scene of Han Yu frantically chasing and killing Jin Xiaofu, and he was amazed from the bottom of his heart.

"Chubby is a good cow! Chase the quiet and elegant, delicate beauty to the tigress into a fierce and domineering tigress, and I don't want to go to class, don't chase and kill Chubby all over the playground, this wave is too 6. ”

"Brother Lang praises you, there's nothing wrong with Lao Tie!"

In the head teacher's office, Qiao Mena stood in front of the window, looking at the cheerful scene on the playground, shook her head speechlessly, and said to herself: "The college entrance examination is coming, the students are crazy, this is the last madness, the eighteen-year-old who is burning with youthful passion is about to end." ”

Thundered!

A bolt of lightning pierced through the dark clouds, illuminating the sky and the earth, and the cloudy sky was covered with heavy rain, and the raindrops of beans washed the playground, and the glass windows crackled.

After class, Jin Xiaofu returned to his seat panting like a soup chicken, and said sadly: "The confession failed again, Han Yu spared the playground and chased me eight laps." ”

Duan Lang smiled: "Han Yu is a very gentle girl, why is she so cruel, how did you provoke her?"

Jin Xiaofu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "I didn't provoke it, it was that she forgot to bring the paper when she went to the bathroom, the fat man was happy to help others, handed the paper from the crack in the door, and gave her a surprise, what a noble sentiment and what a great feeling, she was not moved?"

"I'll go!" Duan Lang instantly burst into laughter and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, the little fat is too good, where is this surprise, it's obviously a thriller, you didn't scare her to death, even if it's good." ”

Jin Xiaofu wiped the rain on his forehead, clenched his fists, and said firmly: "The dead girl dares to beat me, the fat man has decided that you will fight you every day, and he will not let you kneel and beg for mercy, and swear not to give up." ”

Duan Lang's head was full of black lines, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he secretly mourned for Han Yu, Jin Xiaofu was lazy and had countless shortcomings, but there was only one advantage, perseverance.

Nine cows can't pull it back, their temper is worse than that of a donkey, and if they don't succeed, they will become benevolent, and they won't look back.

"I won't eat with you at noon, you go to find the school flower to accompany you, the fat man will go to block Han Yu, I want her to eat when she sees me, I want to vomit. Jin Xiaofu said domineeringly.

"Big brother, you're too ruthless!" Duan Lang couldn't cry or laugh.

"It's not good that Brother Lang taught me, the second form of Dafa for flirting with sisters, stalking is everywhere, and I have already comprehended the essence. Jin Xiaofu combed his back and said arrogantly.

"Don't say it, I taught you the Dafa of flirting with girls, and I won't memorize this pot. Duan Lang was also drunk, covering his face frantically, the little fat was too tricky, his understanding was beyond imagination, and the situation was out of control.

"The Dafa of flirting with my sister is a secret that will not be passed on, I will not teach anyone, I want to carry forward the spirit of Brother Lang, comprehend the essence of the legendary scratching, and become the only male protagonist. I want to recuperate, get some sleep first, and call me during the lunch break, Han Yu is dead. ”

Jin Xiaofu was full of energy, showing a lewd and evil smile, lying on the table, snoring three seconds later, and sleeping very sweetly without heart and lungs.

"!" Duan Lang was completely speechless, lying on the table boredly, and his soul entered the four acres of spiritual field.

The illusory figure appeared next to the cash cow, and the little earth dog jumped up from the ground, hugged Duan Lang's thigh, and barked excitedly.

"Wang, the master took me out to play, Doudou wants to eat something delicious. ”

"Don't make a fuss, I'll make you roast chicken and roast duck to eat. ”

Duan Lang looked around, the straw near Linghu Lake was more than one person high, and chickens and ducks were running around in groups, and the breeding speed of chickens and ducks was too fast, and the number reached thousands, far exceeding expectations.

"Fire control!"

With a wave of his big hand, two flames enveloped the chicken and duck, and the magic fire spun together, and the roast chicken and duck, which was as black as charcoal, fell in front of Doudou, emitting an unpleasant smell of burnt hu.

"Wang, the master lied to me, it smells so bad when I roast my beard. Doudou belly sneered.

"I'll go! I can't control the firepower, I have to be proficient. ”

Duan Lang smiled awkwardly, sat cross-legged under the money tree, and began to study fire control techniques, remembering the scene of Li Dabai's long sleeves flicking and the table full of chickens, ducks and fish, and the shocking scene that was overwhelming.

Secretly made up his mind that he must practice fire control skills and become a master who is full of qualifications.

"Wake up, get up and eat. ”

With a shake, Duan Lang opened his eyes, and a delicate smile appeared in his eyes, and he got up from the table tiredly, and said suspiciously: "Have you taken a lunch break?"

"Well, I made two box lunches, and we ate them together. ”

Bai Tingting sat in Jin Xiaofu's place, took two fragrant box lunches, and two red apple drinks, pushed one in front of Duan Lang, broke the disposable chopsticks, and ate lunch elegantly.

"Where did Chubby go, why didn't you call me?"

Duan Lang took a sip of the red apple and looked at the lovely Bai Tingting, the school flower is worthy of being the school flower, beautiful everywhere, quiet and gentle temperament, exquisite and flawless face.

"Ran to block Han Yu, Chubby is so crazy, I want to say goodbye to being single before the college entrance examination!" Bai Tingting smiled.

"If you don't be a teenager, if you don't go crazy, your high school years will be over. Duan Lang sighed.

"After the college entrance examination, let's go crazy, okay?" Bai Tingting said coquettishly.

"No problem, I'm on call, take you pretending to fly with you. Duan Lang said with a smile.

Boom Boom!

The roar of cars resounded through the campus teaching building, and the two couldn't help but look out the window, through the hazy rain curtain, camouflage trucks lined up to drive into the campus.

Camouflage trucks were parked side by side in the center of the playground, and countless soldiers with loaded guns and green raincoats jumped out of the trucks and scattered to block the school building.