Bai Tingting covered her face frantically and said depressedly: "Count you amazing, when I saw you recently, I wanted to hammer you, you are so hateful." ”

Duan Lang tilted his head and said in a low voice: "When I saw Bai Xiaohua recently, I just wanted to sleep, am I sick, you can help me heal." ”

"Damn, you hate it to death, ignore you. Bai Tingting slammed her small fist, pounded Duan Lang's chest, and walked back to her seat in a huff.

Watching the two flirt, the hearts of the male classmates in the class were like knives, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, Duan Lang was so shameless, he sprinkled dog food in the class, and cursed Duan Lang to hit the street early and stay away from the long-legged school flower.

Duan Lang got up and walked out of the classroom, to see where Jin Xiaofu went, don't anger Han Yu, if he is beaten again, it will be a tragedy.

In the lively corridor, a handsome man with glasses walked in front of him, with chic short hair, a height of 1.8 meters, and a spotless school uniform, blocking Duan Lang's way.

"Classmate, you are Duan Lang, do you know me?"

Hearing the hearty voice, Duan Lang looked up and said with a smile: "Zhu Yiqun, the first scholar and the first genius in Mingzhen No. 2 Middle School, is there something wrong with me?"

Zhu Yiqun said with a smile: "I heard that you are the leader of the high school entrance examination, and you have been hiding your strength, and when the college entrance examination suddenly broke out, you almost scared me to death, we are friends, okay?"

Duan Lang teased: "Interesting! You are the first person in the second middle school to be friends with me, you are perfect if you are a girl, it's a pity." ”

Zhu Yiqun was speechless for a moment, stretched out his slender and white hand, and said with a dry smile: "Classmate Duan is so funny, it must be interesting to be friends with you." ”

Duan Lang held Zhu Yiqun's hand and praised: "Senior Brother Zhu, we are friends, take care of us." ”

Zhu Yiqun smiled: "Haha, the college entrance examination is coming, take care of each other." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, the first scholar and the first student shook hands, left each other's contact information, and became a pair of good friends, which is too unreliable.

Duan Lang said goodbye to Zhu Yiqun, ran quickly to Han Yu's class, looked at the class, and didn't find Han Yu's figure, and he also didn't see Jin Xiaofu.

"Duan Daxiaocao, who are you looking for?" the playful girl greeted her and said happily.

"Where did Han Yu go?" Duan Lang asked.

"Han Meinu went to the toilet, and there was a dead fat man blocking the door, and the two left noisily. ”

Hearing the story of the playful girl, Duan Lang's scalp was numb, and he didn't turn back and ran to the public toilet, Jin Xiaofu was going crazy and blocked the door to prevent Han Yu from going to the toilet.

"Cut! If you look handsome, you don't care about people, dead wood. The playful girl sneered and walked back to her seat.

In front of the door of the bathroom, students came in and out, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Duan Lang looked around and found that there were many people watching the excitement not far away, and soon found Jin Xiaofu and Han Yu, chattering non-stop.

"Dead fat man get out, I'm going to the bathroom!" Han Yuqiao's face was flushed, Jin Xiaofu didn't know what was crazy, she pestered her all the way, and chased her to the bathroom door.

"Don't get out! Han Beauty, accept my sincerity and be my girlfriend. Jin Xiaofu was impassioned and opened his arms to block the road.

"Don't make trouble, people can't do it, I want to shhhhhh

Jin Xiaofu ignored it, looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, raised his left hand high, and confessed affectionately: "Ah! The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you." ”

"The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you, and you don't know that I love you, but that you are obsessed with it, but you can't say that I love you......"

Listening to the impassioned love poem, Han Yu was tearful, so depressed that she was about to vomit blood, she recruited someone to provoke whom, and was blocked by the little fat man to confess.

"Big brother, please let me go, where do you like me, I can't change it!"

The lyric poem was interrupted, Jin Xiaofu was condescending, looked down at the delicate and lovely Han Yu, and said lightly: "You can refuse me, but you can't refuse that I like you, I like everything about you, you can't change it!"

Han Yu wanted to cry without tears, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, squatting on the ground with his stomach covered, and begging: "Big brother, let me go, I really want to go and shush." ”

Jin Xiaofu said proudly: "Shh ”

"When I met you for the first time, your beauty and otherness captured my heart, my heart, trembling because of you, your figure, like a bottle of intoxicating wine, I was addicted to it as soon as I tasted it, I embellished my thoughts in my dreams, and held hands with you...!"

Duan Lang fell with goosebumps, he couldn't stand it anymore, he rushed over and covered Jin Xiaofu's big mouth, and reminded: "Han Yu, run, it's time for class in a while." ”

Han Yu was so excited that he burst into tears, so anxious that he couldn't hold it back, and at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, he plunged into the washing room and disappeared.

Jin Xiaofu pushed Duan Lang away and said sadly: "Brother Lang, you interrupted my affectionate confession, you are too bad, I failed again." ”

Duan Lang said frantically: "Big brother, you are my eldest brother! The girl wants to shout, why don't you stop you." ”

Jin Xiaofu scratched his head and said suspiciously: "What is it, why don't I know?"

Duan Lang looked up at the sky, so angry that he almost vomited blood, and said weakly: "Big brother, it's the trumpet, you still don't understand, it's just a sa... Pee!"

Jin Xiaofu was struck by lightning, he was scorched by thunder, covered his face with his frantic hands, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Lang, why didn't you say it earlier, I, I... I made a regular mistake, what should I do?"

Duan Lang sighed and said helplessly: "Count you as a bull! Your shamelessness is far beyond my imagination, you are much more shameless than me, wait for the apology, I will go back to class." ”

Bell bell bell!

When the class bell rang, Duan Lang patted Jin Xiaofu encouragingly, and ran back to the classroom quickly, chasing girls is a difficult task, and there will be misunderstandings if you are not careful, I hope that Xiaopang will hug the beauty and not be beaten into a pig's head.

Jin Xiaofu was in high spirits, guarding the door of the bathroom, and the female classmates who came out looked sideways, their eyes swept over with disgust, and they rushed back to the classroom quickly.

Ten minutes later, before Han Yu came out, Jin Xiaofu scratched his head and said depressedly: "It seems that I was scared, I didn't dare to come out, I was so terrible." ”

In the silent washroom, Han Yu was sweating profusely, anxiously rummaging through his pockets, and found that Jin Xiaofu had made a fuss and forgot to buy tissues, so angry that he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

"I forgot to bring paper, anyone?"

A pack of napkins was handed over through the crack in the door, Han Yu was ecstatic, and took it and said, "Thank you! Thank you so much!"

Hearing the heavy footsteps leaving, Han Yu was stunned, trembling with fright, and hurriedly rushed out of the bathroom, looking at Jin Xiaofu who was fixing his hair in front of the door, his pretty face was flushed, red and dripping blood, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Jin Xiaofu.

"You, you, you... Was that you?"