Chapter 49: Double click 666
Outside the bathroom, there was the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and Gang Jump, relying on his sense of smell more sensitive than a dog, his eyes sharper than an eagle, and his temper more persistent than a cow, discovered Duan Lang's abnormality, and he was determined to look for evidence, and he must catch Long Jiaoyue.
"Dead steel jump, your uncle!" Duan Lang was anxious, turned on the water heater and began to put water into the bathtub, standing in front of the basin to wash his face and brush his teeth.
"Woo woo!" Long Jiaoyue wanted to cry without tears, and looked at Duan Lang pleadingly, hoping that he would quickly send away the thunder of the steel jump.
Duan Lang shook his head helplessly, the bull's temper of the steel jump, that is, to break the sand pot and ask in the end, the master who ran to the black one by one, couldn't get rid of it.
The heart-shaped bathtub was soon filled with hot water, Duan Lang sprinkled half a bottle of shower gel, his hands stroked, the foam covered the water, and there was a crisp knock outside the door.
Boom!
"Brother Lang, I'll come in and wash my hands. ”
As the sound of the steel jumping urn sounded, Duan Lang and Long Jiaoyue looked at each other, and they both exploded in an instant, and at the same time, a feeling of madness rose, this thing is going crazy.
Long Jiaoyue's scalp was fried, her hair stood on end in fright, she was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and looked at Duan Lang, who was still calm and composed, with pitiful eyes.
"Wait a minute!" Duan Lang pretended to be calm and lay down in the bath.
Quack!
The lock of the bathroom door was broken by a huge force, and the steel jumped in with a high spirit, the big bald head shone in the light, revealing a harmless and honest smile of humans and animals, and his eyes were like infrared radar, and he scanned the whole scene sharply, and the bathroom was empty, and there was no place to hide people.
"Haha, Brother Lang is really good at playing, take a bubble bath. Steel Jump laughed heartily, washed his hands, and looked at the large heart-shaped bathtub full of foam.
"Relax, when you are free, my brother will take you to the big sword, take a Thai Pattaya imperial bath, Oriental volcanic hot spring bath, French romantic princess bath, Persian fragrant soup bath... Make sure the buddy is cool and flying. ”
In order to distract himself, Duan Lang began to talk serious nonsense, the cowhide blew loudly, and he closed his eyes and talked nonsense, flickering the steel jump.
Gang's face was full of admiration, and he exclaimed: "Brother Lang is so powerful, well-informed, he has washed out so many tricks in a bath, I haven't washed any of them, so I went to the hot bathhouse, and then went down to the river to swim." ”
Duan Lang leaned on the bathtub, lit a cigar, swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog comfortably, and said unruly: "I see that you are either eating and sleeping all day long, or you are a flyover, and you have no life pursuit." It's okay in the future, brother will take you to chic, let you see the world of flowers in the eyes of men!"
Gang Jump's eyes lit up, and the figure of Duan Lang in his heart seemed to be tall at this moment, and he said excitedly: "It's decided like this, I'll be mixed with you, and I'll wash all kinds of baths in that godhorse." ”
Duan Lang looked up at the ceiling, spit out a smoke ring, and said domineeringly: "It must be!"
Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, convincing the little brother with nonsense, and getting 100 points for pretending to be forced, and the cumulative total value of the load is 1800 points!
Standing in front of the bathtub, he reached into the bubble and raised the water, and said with a smile: "The water temperature is just right!"
"Fuck off! Go out and close the door. Duan Lang was full of black lines, a big claw that hit the flying steel jump, and said impatiently.
"Bye-bye!" Steel, shaking his bald head, closed the door and left the presidential suite.
Call!
Duan Lang let out a long breath, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and slumped in front of the bathtub, this pit was too difficult, and he finally flickered away, exhausting me.
A splash of water splashed, Long Jiaoyue's head came out of the water, and she flicked her short hair enchantingly, her pretty face was flushed, delicate and cold like a hibiscus out of the water, which made people's eyes shine.
Just now, the big hand of the steel jumped into the water, almost touched Long Jiaoyue's head, almost not scared to death, if she was caught in the bathtub, how could she still have the face to see relatives and friends, how could she have the face to go out to meet people, she could only find a crack in the ground to get in, and run away from the wind.
"Dead Steel Jump, you bastard, I knew I wouldn't save you. Long Jiaoyue was furious, and wanted to continue talking, but found that Duan Lang's face had changed drastically.
Suddenly!
Holding Long Jiaoyue's head with one hand and pressing her into the water again, Duan Lang turned his head away, and the bathroom door was pushed open.
strode in and said with a wicked smile: "Forget one thing, the master of the Song family is squatting at the door, Brother Lang had better not go out." That one... Just outside the door, I seemed to hear Steel Egg scolding me. ”
Duan Lang took the mobile phone and said lightly: "I just called Long Jiaoyue, and she said that the master of the Song family outside the door asked you to go out and settle down." ”
Steel jumped to his senses, patted his bald head, and said excitedly: "I think so too, I haven't fought for a few days, my hands are itchy, I'll go out and see if the master of the Song family is a paper tiger!"
The bathroom door closed again, and the door closed with the sound of the door closing, and the world was finally clear.
The water splashed everywhere, Long Jiaoyue's eyes widened, her face was so red that she was about to drip blood, she opened her mouth to spit out a mouthful of water, and she opened her mouth to gasp for breath, her expression was terrified.
Looking at Duan Lang, who was light and breezy, Long Jiaoyue was so sad and indignant that her hair exploded, and she said angrily: "You are necrotic, press my head to get there, you idiot, you bastard, I will kill you!"
Duan Lang was stunned, looking at Long Jiaoyue with a blank face, he was kind enough to help, he was as tired as a dead dog, and finally flickered and walked on the steel jump, how could he be a hooligan, how could he be an idiot, how could he be a bastard, this girl turned her face too quickly, a woman is really the most amazing animal, and her face changes faster than turning a book.
"Whoever wears clothes and takes a bath, you are sick!" Duan Lang said unhappily.
"You, you, you... Despicable, shameless, and obscene, I hate you to death. Long Jiaoyue walked out of the bath with a huff, dripping water everywhere like a chicken in the soup.
"You're amazing! Soak in the shower, wear suits, leather pants, beanie shoes, and leave a bombardment head. Duan Lang sneered.
Long Jiaoyue's phoenix eyes widened, pinching Xiao Man's waist, so angry that he was about to explode, staring at Duan Lang who was holding a cigar, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, you...... Shameless, I won't let you go. ”
Duan Lang's expression was strange, and he smiled dryly: "Misunderstanding! I don't know anything... What do you see? ”
"Get out!" Long Jiaoyue was furious and rushed out of the bathroom.
"It's inexplicable, it's not that I haven't seen it!" Duan Lang shook his head, not taking it seriously.
The bathroom door opened again, Long Jiaoyue was shocked, like a fried cat, she instantly ran to the front of the bathtub and jumped in, splashing all over the sky.
"I'll go!" Duan Lang was also drunk and wiped his face, this girl just went crazy, why did she come back again, this can also be addictive.
The hand-washing door opened again, and the steel jumped on his toes, shook his head, and returned triumphantly like a general, and said arrogantly: "Bullshit Song family master, I used to punch and fly, and I ran faster than a rabbit." ”
"Double click 666!" Duan Lang exclaimed, scratching his head frantically.
Steel jumped back and forth, back and forth for less than three minutes, the Song family master was too vegetable, this is to take the elevator downstairs, punch the Song family master, and then take the elevator upstairs, without a second of delay, he came over to brag.
Long Jiaoyue wanted to escape, but she didn't succeed, and let Gang jump in the bathroom, and she couldn't escape if she wanted to.
"The master of the Song family still wants to load the pen, and he just reported that the master is the living king of Hades, and before he said his name, he asked me to fly with one punch, and the punch was too cool. Steel jumped and danced, telling about his brilliant achievements.