The room fell silent, dead silent.

The two stared at each other, looked at each other, and none of them spoke, and the atmosphere was very weird.

There was silence for three minutes.

Long Jiaoyue spoke first and said in a low voice: "No one can say anything about us, especially Gang Jump, that big mouth, will be known to the world!"

Duan Lang nodded and said, "Don't worry! God knows, you know I know, and Haruko knows." ”

Long Jiaoyue let out a sigh of relief, patted Duan Lang's cheek, and said bitterly: "To be honest, you are too ugly, I have no interest at all, just assume that nothing happened, forget about this accident." ”

Duan Lang smiled bitterly: "It can only be like this, I want to be responsible to the end, it seems that you don't want to, we are still good friends." ”

Long Jiaoyue shook her head and said coquettishly: "No, we are lifelong friends, close brothers, iron buddies with knives in both sides, and there is no deeper friendship." ”

Duan Lang had a wicked smile on his face, sweeping Long Jiaoyue's runway... No, it should be a mouse pad, pulling Long Jiaoyue's little hand.

"Brother gave you a close-fitting armor, invulnerable, not soaked in fire and water, warm in winter and cool in summer, you have to wear it on your body every day, okay?"

Long Jiaoyue said excitedly: "Wow! Such a good baby, you don't keep it yourself." ”

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "The treasure armor tailored for you, this is a token of love." ”

The small belly pocket of the peony fairy, which specializes in the treatment of dysplasia, instantly covers Long Jiaoyue's body, and the magic weapon automatically recognizes the master, flashing with bright light, and the aura is pervasive.

"It's glaring! It's not... The legendary... Small belly pocket in ancient costume. ”

Long Jiaoyue's eyes were round, staring down at the big red background, the small clothes embroidered with golden peonies, the big red clothes that were so dirty that the scum was gone, the corners of her mouth twitched, her pretty face was purple, she was so angry that she was smoking, and she turned her head and roared.

"Duan Lang, your treasure armor looks like this, I can't beat you. ”

The fists and feet turned into an afterimage, swept through like a violent wind, and instantly drowned Duan Lang...

"I look so beautiful, I say it's good to wear it every day, but I regret that it's a puppy. ”

"Long Gongzi never speaks empty words, and no one sees it when he wears it inside, I'm afraid of you!"

Long Jiaoyue punched and kicked, Duan Lang dodged left and right, hugged his head and ran away, and the room was in chaos.

Bang bang bang!

A heavy knock on the door sounded, and the sound of steel jumping urns was like thunder.

"Brother Lang, who are you fighting with in the room, I came in without talking. ”

The two were horrified, they glanced at each other, they felt that each other was so refreshing, they didn't pay attention to it just now, it was really ambiguous to chase and fight like this.

"No one is fighting, I'm practicing!" Duan Lang responded loudly, waving his hand to make Long Jiaoyue flash quickly.

"Steady, this goods will come in and goof. Long Jiaoyue was anxious, whispered, her little face was as hot as fire, she didn't dare to make a sound on her toes, grabbed her clothes and fled into the bathroom.

"No! I think I heard...... The voice of the steel egg," the steel bouncer wondered.

In the bathroom, Long Jiaoyue's feet slipped and she was almost scared to death.

If Gang Jump bumps into the two together, he must tell the master of breaking love, the master of breaking love is grandpa's best friend, and he must tell Long Sihai, if grandpa knows, Daddy Long Chaojiang will also know, Dad knows, tell Mom as soon as possible, Mom also knows.

And then... The whole world knows.

"Steel Jump, you're so bad!" Long Jiaoyue covered her face frantically, and there was a roar in her mind, if this matter was known to the world, how could she still have the face to see people, and she could only marry someone wronged.

A picture appeared in front of her, under the watchful eyes of everyone, she was wearing a snow-white wedding dress, holding bright roses, and was carried home by Duan Lang's evil smile, a shameful scene of flowers and candles in the cave room.

"Impossible, I am the first young master of Saibei, the eldest young master of the Long family, the young master of the Four Seas Group, and the eldest lady of the mighty Saibei Land, I can't marry, Duan Lang, you bastard, you have to guard the gate, and you must not let the steel jump in. Long Jiaoyue prayed silently, put on a suit and leather pants, combed her unkempt hair, and wore glowing beanie shoes.

"Fuck off! I'm going to take a shower, you go have breakfast first, and we'll see you later!" Duan Lang said.

Bang!

The door was kicked open, and the steel jumped with a big bald head, walked into the hall with a swagger, swept the messy ground, and teased: "Eat the breakfast of the god horse, it's past one o'clock in the afternoon, you are sleeping." ”

Duan Lang smiled dryly: "The door was broken by you, I'm going to take a shower." ”

Steel Jump didn't mean to leave, his eyes swept over the hall, strode to the bedroom, and teased: "You go take a shower, I'll take a look around." ”

Duan Lang was full of black lines, and walked into the bedroom with the steel jump, and said depressedly: "I'm so idle today, don't you go to the overpass?"

Steel jumped and laughed: "I'll go when I have time, depending on the mood." ”

The bedroom was messy, things and debris were scattered all over the place, Duan Lang walked to the bed, put away the sheets printed with two red glows, and put them in the system backpack.

Steel Jump's expression was strange, he lowered his head and sniffed at the floor for a while, sniffled, and said suspiciously: "Strange! I seem to smell it, the unique ...... of Steel Egg Flavor. ”

"Damn!" Duan Lang scratched his head, how could the nose of this thing be smarter than a dog, how could he not smell it, there was a smell in the air, and in desperation, he had to talk serious nonsense.

"It's right to smell, yesterday I sprayed a bottle of perfume, which can scare away flies, smoke mosquitoes, rats are dizzy when they see me, and the return rate is 100%. ”

Steel Jump smiled and mocked: "Hehe, you kid is really a wave, I was smoked from singing last night, and I almost threw up." ”

The corners of Duan Lang's mouth twitched, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, the dead steel jump was really difficult, sometimes stupid and stunned, sometimes smart and clever, sometimes impulsive and hot-blooded.

This goods is a donkey counter, leading and not leaving, fighting backwards, not hitting the south wall and not looking back, not jumping the Yellow River and not stagnant water, it is always a big stick mallet that does not pay for people's lives.

"Get out! Lao Tzu is going to take a shower, can you go?" Duan Lang said unhappily.

"Hey, this isn't Senior Sister Long's favorite gold labor, why is it in your bed?" Steel's eyes lit up, holding a Patek Philippe gold watch, looking left and right.

"Young Master Long was generous and sent me away. Duan Lang had no choice but to talk serious nonsense.

"it!Senior Sister Long's sunglasses?" Gang Jump looked puzzled and picked up his sunglasses from the coffee table.

"I was drunk last night, I didn't even know it, I came back with sunglasses. Duan Lang smiled bitterly.

"Oh my God! It seems to be... Don't say you're using it yourself!" Gang Jump exclaimed, pointing at the large Band-Aid, staring at Duan Lang with the eyes of an alien creature.

"I'm a dead pervert, okay!" Duan Lang's head was about to explode, so he no longer paid attention to the steel jump, and walked into the bathroom in a huff.

In the bright bathroom, Long Jiaoyue was angry and shy, like an injured rabbit, trembling and hiding in the corner, seeing Duan Lang come in, showing a smile that was more ugly than crying.