Bai Tingting was shocked, a monstrous wave was set off in her heart, staring at Duan Lang in disbelief, the first student scum in the class, counterattacked to become the first student in the positive number, and her grades still crushed her, how is this possible?

"Impossible, Duan Lang is the first in the class?" Bai Tingting muttered to herself.

"Tingting is here, Duan Lang has risen!" Lily said.

"Bad girl, why don't you obey. Bai Tingting said coquettishly.

"Sister, if you want to be beautiful, I would have recommended myself for a pillow a long time ago. Lily smirked.

"You're dead!" Bai Tingting raised her small fist and started a fight with Lily.

Looking at the scenery of the campus outside the window, Duan Lang was calm, his hair fluttered in the wind, and the soft voice of the little fairy sounded silently in his heart.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, silently pretending to be a force, and getting 100 points for pretending to be forced!"

Qiao Mena praised Duan Lang and Bai Tingting, and began to explain the English test papers, Duan Lang was bored lying on the table, chatting and farting with Jin Xiaofu.

"Chubby, do you have a dream?"

"Of course, the fat man is a man with big ambitions. ”

Hearing Duan Lang's question, Jin Xiaofu smiled lewdly and teased, "Brother Lang, what is your dream?"

Duan Lang said with a wicked smile: "In the past, my dream was very simple, all my dreams were winged supermodel catwalks, I hope that one day, I will marry all the supermodels, no one is missing, my dream is great." ”

"It's so low!" Jin Xiaofu patted his back and said disdainfully: "The fat man's dream, saying it scares you to death!"

Duan Lang was full of interest and said curiously: "Let's hear it, Xiaopang is scared of people's dreams." ”

Jin Xiaofu said arrogantly: "The fat man's dream is to become the only male protagonist in small videos around the world, the cow is not bullish, the bully is not domineering, the arrogance is not arrogant, it scares you to death!"

"it!"

Duan Lang was stunned, staring at the little fat with a wicked smile with superhuman eyes, and said in shock: "You are too good, can you bear it, don't live for a week and hang up, what... All of them died. ”

Jin Xiaofu was proud, patted Duan Lang on the shoulder, and said proudly: "I'm scared, it's useless for you to envy! The fat man has strong kidneys and a strong body, and his physique is stronger than that of a calf, which is quite domineering!"

Duan Lang said mockingly: "The king of the mouth cannon on paper, you are still a little boy, you don't have a girlfriend, a lonely single dog, and you can't sleep in the middle of the night." ”

Hearing this, Jin Xiaofushuang wilted like an eggplant, and said depressedly: "Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, Brother Lang has a long-legged school girl as his girlfriend, so it's so cool that you don't want it." How can you know the sorrow of a single dog, everywhere you go, you are alone, lonely and cold, which makes people look down on you. ”

Duan Lang said: "You're not chasing Han Yu, a beautiful student, try it again!"

Jin Xiaofu cheered up and said excitedly: "Brother Lang, the first type of devil step in Dafa for flirting with my sister, I have practiced like fire, and I will be beaten when I walk on the street, and the way back is 100 percent." Quickly pass me the second style, the fat man wants to get off the single, I don't want to be a single dog, I want to be the only actor. ”

Duan Lang smiled evilly: "The second style of flirting with my sister Dafa, stalking is everywhere. ”

Jin Xiaofu's eyes lit up, and he asked: "Explain quickly, Shenma is stalking everywhere." ”

Duan Lang said lightly: "As the saying goes, beautiful women are afraid of pestering Lang, and male gods are afraid of queens."

Why do beautiful women often marry extremely ugly men, because money is not counted, and some ugly men have no money and no power, so they still marry beautiful wives.

That's stalking, as long as you are shameless enough and thick-skinned enough, it's not that you will be dead-skinned, low-faced, and stubbornly pestered, but everywhere.

Everywhere, no matter where Han Yu goes, you have to show up in advance, whether it's sending flowers, food, or laughing, it's always where Han Yu is, there is your figure, so that she has nowhere to hide, nowhere to hide, and finally get used to your presence, be moved by your perseverance, and fall under your big flower pants, you will be half the success. ”

Jin Xiaofu trembled with excitement, and said excitedly: "Boss, you are my idol, what is the other half?"

Duan Lang said: "Sincerity, the most precious sincerity in the world, the heart of a sincere lover!" Han Yu feels your sincerity, you will get twice the result with half the effort, and you will basically succeed in getting off the single." ”

Jin Xiaofu's face was full of red light, the chick nodded with a peck of rice, clenched his fists, and said excitedly: "Thank you, boss, I will go to block Han Yu after class, let her see me every day, meet me every day, bump into me every day, and see her vomit, scared her to death, and she will wake up in a dream." ”

Duan Lang almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and looked at Xiaopang in amazement, this thing seems to have misunderstood, it's not what it means, no wonder Xiaopang failed his grades, how did he understand it?

"It's not for you to scare her, you're mistaken!"

"I understand, this time Han Yu is difficult to fly with wings, and it is difficult to get out of the clutches of the fat man, hahaha!"

Thinking of the proudness, Jin Xiaofu looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, his fat face trembled, he was as excited as chicken blood, and he entered a state of madness, as if he had realized his dream and became the only actor in the small video.

The classroom echoed with crazy laughter, countless eyes locked on Jin Xiaofu, the classmates laughed and laughed, Jin Xiaofu, who scored 250 points, laughed so happily, is it stupid.

"Little fat man, what are you laughing at, go to the door and stand until the end of class. ”

Qiao Mena was furious, slapped the podium heavily, and glared at Jin Xiaofu, who was smiling backwards, good classroom discipline broke the bad students again.

"Hahaha, good teacher!"

Jin Xiaofu was in high spirits, his eyes were at a forty-five degree angle, ignoring everyone, taking a frantic step, walking out of the classroom with a puffy stride, pondering to block Han Yu after class, using the second style of flirting with girls, dead skin and face everywhere, completely conquering the arrogant beauty Xueba, and successfully getting off the list.

Looking at Jin Xiaofu's demonic back, Qiao Mena was full of black lines and muttered in a low voice: "Neurotic!"

Duan Lang's expression was strange, and he said embarrassedly: "No, Xiaopang seems to have misunderstood, so he won't become a pervert." ”

Bell bell bell!

When the bell rang for the end of class, Duan Lang was just about to get up to find Xiaopang, Bai Tingting sat on Xiaopang's seat, and said coquettishly: "Villain, you hide so deeply, your academic performance is so good, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Duan Lang said with a smile: "Be a low-key person, it doesn't matter if your grades are good or bad, the important thing is that I really like you, that's enough, my little girl!"

Bai Tingting blushed with shame, trembled a little, and said angrily: "Shameless! You are the most shameless boy I have ever seen." ”

Duan Lang scratched his head and said honestly: "Thank you for the compliment! I will make persistent efforts to become the shameless boyfriend of the school flower, cover you with a quilt in the middle of the night every day, remember to dream of me." ”

"Get out!" Bai Tingting punched Duan Lang and said coquettishly: "I want to apply for Jiangnan University, majoring in financial management, what about you?"

Duan Lang said with a smile: "Hahaha, does Jiangnan University have any archaeological exploration majors, I am ready to find a treasure, dig a gold mine, and make a windfall!"