Chapter 30: I'm a Girl
Speaking of which, Shen Haoran is really back. After coming back, Shen Haoran explained to Zhang Pengpeng the dog's etiquette and habits and the reason for his repeated nosebleeds with his eight-inch incorruptible tongue. He classified the cause of the nosebleed as the after-effects of the death curse. And the terrible sentence "It's so big!" was his heartfelt compliment, and Shen Haoran swore that there was absolutely no crooked thoughts in his heart at that time. Zhang Pengpeng accepted Shen Haoran's explanation suspiciously.
Zhang Ranran was disdainful of Shen Haoran and scoffed. Shen Haoran's plan to inquire about Director She of the Special Spell Department from Zhang Ranran was also in vain.
Fortunately, under Shen Haoran's coaxing, Zhang Pengpeng told her where her family hid wine.
Taking advantage of the fact that Zhang Pengpeng's sisters didn't pay attention, Shen Haoran sneaked into the wine cellar where Zhang Pengpeng's family hid wine.
The wine cellar is not big, but there are a lot of good wines.
In the wine cellar of Zhang Pengpeng's house, Shen Haoran swept through thousands of armies like a sweep, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger. The old Zhang family worked hard and didn't know how many years of fine wine they had treasured, but Shen Haoran swept it away, and only the empty wine bottles were left.
Shen Haoran drank himself too much again, but this time he still didn't vomit, but just lay drunk on the cold floor of the wine cellar.
When Zhang Pengpeng found Shen Haoran, Shen Haoran was still unconscious. No matter how Zhang Pengpeng shook Shen Haoran, Shen Haoran didn't react like a pile of mud.
Zhang Pengpeng hated that iron was not steel, and beat Shen Haoran twice~ shares. After beating the fart~ shares, Zhang Pengpeng still sighed and sent Shen Haoran back to the bed, pulled the quilt for him, and gently closed the door.
Shen Haoran was awakened by the noise, and the sound was very loud. Before Shen Haoran could fully come to his senses, the door was kicked open very roughly. Zhang Ranran appeared at the door of the room with a kitchen knife in her hand and a face full of anger.
"Is it a good thing you did?" asked Zhang Ranran with a kitchen knife pointing at Shen Haoran's nose.
"Sister, what's the matter?" Shen Haoran looked at Zhang Ranran tremblingly, his face full of grievances and innocence.
"Wine!" Zhang Ranran shook the kitchen knife in his hand. The edge of the kitchen knife glows with a cold light, and it looks like it has just been polished.
"What kind of wine, sister, I didn't drink it, I really didn't drink it. Shen Haoran's mind kept exchanging empty wine bottles all over the floor in the wine cellar and pictures of himself being cut by a kitchen knife. He knew the value of those wines.
"I drank the wine. Sister, don't hurt him. Zhang Pengpeng, who had just come in, firmly grasped Zhang Ranran's hand holding a kitchen knife.
"Nonsense! You smell the smell of alcohol in her body, and dare to say that she didn't drink it. Zhang Ranran's eyes widened angrily, eager to try, wanting to try the hardness ratio between Shen Haoran and the kitchen knife.
In fact, you don't need to compare to know that Shen Haoran must be harder than a kitchen knife. Fortunately, Shen Haoran's luck value that day was relatively high, and Zhang Pengpeng rescued Shen Haoran again.
Zhang Pengpeng told Zhang Ranran that Shen Haoran was her boyfriend, a serious boyfriend. It's the kind of boyfriend who wants to get married and have children, and stay with him until he gets old for the rest of his life.
"So, Haoran doesn't have anything to drink some of our wine, right?" Zhang Pengpeng very cleverly replaced "drink up" with "drink some".
Listening to Zhang Pengpeng's words, Zhang Ranran's mouth opened wide in surprise, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground with a "clang". Zhang Ranran looked at her sister in a daze, as if she had seen a prehistoric monster, and Zhang Ranran was messy.
"Sister, if you still care about that wine, Haoran and I will return it to you in the future. Zhang Pengpeng said and gently pushed Zhang Ranran, who was stunned.
Zhang Ranran adjusted from her messy thoughts, she stared at Zhang Pengpeng's eyes very seriously, and then said to Zhang Pengpeng word by word: "Pengpeng, didn't you notice that she is a woman?"
This time it was Zhang Pengpeng's turn and Shen Haoran to mess up together.
"I'm boy. Shen Haoran weakly distinguished, and then quietly clamped his two hind legs.
"Impossible!" Zhang Ranran said categorically: "If you are a boy, why is it that you have nothing to do with my legs?"
"Uh! okay,...... , I'm a girl. But I used to be a real boy, and I was ....... Shen Haoran blushed, he really didn't have the face to say that he was exchanging bodies with a. Shen Haoran greeted everyone who was related to his transformation into a dog in his heart.
The explanation work was only completed by Zhang Pengpeng. Zhang Pengpeng was originally a language major, and his eloquence was excellent. She patiently told Zhang Ranran about Shen Haoran's strange experience these days, starting with the four-legged demon, and then Maomao, Wang Fatzi, Zhang Jiuling, Lao Bu, Ade, and Fat Grandpa...... , she portrayed a personal character vividly, and she told Shen Haoran's adventure into a moving story that can be sung and cried.
But Zhang Ranran's nerves are relatively big, she was obviously not moved by the story, but laughed after listening to Zhang Pengpeng's story. Zhang Ranran patted Shen Haoran on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You guy is really a bit of a back! Interesting, it's not good to exchange with something, you actually went to swap bodies with a, haha, laughed at me, laughed at me." ”
Hearing this, Shen Haoran suddenly had a black line on his face, and the shadow area in his heart was much larger than that of the "One Moment".
"Sister, can you help Haoran? Someone told him that Director She could break the death curse. ”
"Curse of Death...... , Four-legged Demon. Well, Maoshan faction...... , Wang Dabao. ...... , Bu Demon, hmm. ......。 Zhang Ranran whispered a few times, and then patted Shen Haoran on the shoulder and said, "Sisters, don't worry, with my sister here, everything will be easy." ”
Then he said to Zhang Pengpeng: "Pengpeng, remember to put the kitchen knife back in the kitchen." I'll go back to the house first. After speaking, Zhang Ranran laughed and walked out of the room.
Sisters, I'll go! Shen Haoran wanted to cry without tears.
"Haoran, great, my sister promised to help. Zhang Pengpeng took Shen Haoran's hand and said happily: "I didn't dare to tell my sister about you before, shemales have different paths, I'm afraid that my sister will stop us." Now, when you become human again, we can be together forever. Do you say, sisters?" Zhang Pengpeng giggled.
At this moment, Shen Haoran's heart has been fully covered by shadows, and there is no need to count the area anymore.