In the early morning, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and Shen Haoran slowly opened his sleepy and hazy dog eyes.

Headache, headache. This was Shen Haoran's first reaction after waking up. Looking at the empty bottle of "Roman Conti" in his arms, Shen Haoran recalled the events of last night, and he gradually came to his senses.

Shen Haoran looked at his intact body and muttered to himself: "It turns out that the first five episodes are all dreams, it's so scary, it's really scary." ”

Shen Haoran rolled over, shook his dog's head, shook the golden retriever on his body, and jumped out of bed.

Walking to the door, Shen Haoran hesitated, he was afraid that when he opened the door, he would see a dark corridor.

The door was opened, but it was okay to see the living room outside. It's exactly the same as yesterday when I was drinking.

There was no one in the living room, and there was no Zhang Pengpeng in the kitchen and bathroom, but breakfast was already on the table. Breakfast was carrots and greens, but with more salad dressing and wasami.

Glancing at breakfast, Shen Haoran pursed his lips, "Don't fry an egg either." Shen Haoran quickly complained about Zhang Pengpeng eight times in his heart, and resentment arose.

"I don't eat it. Shen Haoran shouted angrily at Zhang Pengpeng, and then began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find Romani Conti.

After wasting all his efforts, Shen Haoran did not find any trace of Romani Kanti, but only found a bottle of soy sauce and half a bottle of old vinegar.

Shen Haoran shook his head again to make himself more sober. But he still couldn't remember where Zhang Pengpeng got the eight bottles of wine last night.

Shen Haoran gave up the search, he walked out of the room and came to the courtyard. Shen Haoran decided to find Zhang Pengpeng first, he wanted to ask Zhang Pengpeng in person, and ask her where the wine was hidden, because Shen Haoran had secretly made up his mind to drink all the wine in Zhang Pengpeng's house.

In the courtyard, next to the equipment, a hot beauty is doing aerobics. The beautiful woman is wearing headphones, wearing hot pants, twisting her waist with a sense of rhythm, sending her across, shaking her chest, and shaking her hips.

The seductive movements, the fiery figure, and the concave and convex sense of making people commit crimes, all this wonderful thing made Shen Haoran restless.

"Calm, calm. Shen Haoran secretly admonished himself, but two red liquids had involuntarily flowed out of Shen Haoran's nostrils.

Shen Haoran didn't care about wiping the nosebleed off his face, he stared at the beauty endlessly, he was thinking about how to talk to this beauty, Zhang Pengpeng and Romani Conti disappeared from his head.

At this time, the beauty made a head-shaking movement, which made her find Shen Haoran hiding at a 35-degree angle behind her.

"Ahh The beauty stopped moving, turned around and pointed at Shen Haoran and asked loudly, "Who are you?

This sudden scene also startled Shen Haoran. Then Shen Haoran was stunned, he was a thief, he couldn't speak, and he was demented. I didn't say a word of the pick-up I thought of just now, and the only thing I could do was to put up my tail and sway at the beautiful women.

The beauty quickly ran in front of Shen Haoran, and without saying a word, she directly gave Shen Haoran two flirtatious legs.

We can't say that this beauty has a big temper, because Shen Haoran currently meets the standard of a voyeur in any way, and if you insist that Shen Haoran is a wandering strong~rape~ criminal, then 80% of readers will definitely agree.

The flirting with the yin legs continued, and the beauty conscientiously implemented the principle of getting the legs down first, and the long legs were not far from Shen Haoran's lower three ways.

Shen Haoran didn't have a chance to explain, because the beauty's legs were too sharp. In order to get rid of the situation of being passively beaten, Shen Haoran had no choice but to be cheeky and carry out the peerless martial arts of the Great Shift, and fight with the beautiful women.

After more than a dozen moves, Shen Haoran was forced to the corner of the courtyard. There are pursuers in front of you, but there is no way to retreat back, and there is a desperate way in the sky! Oh! No, no, God is going to decide the dog's way this time. Allelujah, Shen Haoran can only ask God to bless.

Shen Haoran, who was in a desperate situation, leaned against the courtyard wall, looking pitifully at the beautiful woman who could flirt with her legs. At this moment, the beauty has ignited the small universe, fused the true qi of her whole body into the heart of her feet, and is preparing for the final blow.

At the critical moment, Shen Haoran was in tears, and said to the beauty with a face full of grievances: "Don't fight, I'm Wangwang." "Hey, in a hurry, Shen Haoran can't speak human words again.

The opportunity is fleeting, and there is no second time. "Flirt with yin legs!" the beauty shouted, raised her long legs and kicked towards Shen Haoran.

Before the legs arrived, the wind rose first, and a strong foot breath rushed straight to Shen Haoran. The strength of athlete's foot is only comparable to Zhou Xingxing's strong diamond legs.

Just when the beauty's sneakers were about to kick Shen Haoran, a rapid shout suddenly came from behind the beauty: "Sister, keep someone under your legs!"

It was this hurried scream that made the beauty retract her legs and be saved. It was a very momentary scene!

It was also this hurried shout that made me suddenly understand the true meaning of the word "one shot", and I was surprised to find that "one shot" was not an adjective.

Known: The long legs of the flirting ~ yin beauty have a gravitational acceleration of a thousand jun. The distance between the sneakers on the feet of the beauty and Shen Haoran's body is the diameter of a hair strand cross-section, that is, between 0.23-0.24 mm. Seeking: Shen Haoran's shadow area in his heart. Well, it turns out that this "one shot" is an application problem!

Readers who are interested in math can solve the problem on their own when they get home from school, so let's get down to business.

Needless to explain, that coquettish shout must have come from Zhang Pengpeng. And the beauty who uses flirtatious legs must be Zhang Pengpeng's sister - Zhang Ranran.

Zhang Pengpeng had just come back from a morning run outside because she was going to participate in the school's cross-country race. When she entered the yard, Zhang Pengpeng saw that her sister was making a big move to knock out her golden retriever prince, and in a hurry, Zhang Pengpeng let out a coquettish cry of "keep people under her feet".

Zhang Ranran heard her sister's coquettish shout, "A thousand shots", Zhang Ranran stopped abruptly.

"Do you know him?" Zhang Ranran turned around and asked Zhang Pengpeng.

"He's my friend. Zhang Pengpeng said and ran over quickly, took off the white towel around his neck, and wiped the nosebleed that had not yet coagulated for Shen Haoran.

"Yes, yes, I'm your sister's friend. It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Shen Haoran. Shen Haoran pretended to be forced with a cheap smile, and then politely stretched out his disgusting long tongue to lick Zhang Ranran's long legs with the unique etiquette of a dog.

Shen Haoran's polite gesture startled Zhang Ranran, Zhang Ranran quickly dodged to the side, and then also glared politely, and said to Shen Haoran: Idiot!

Shen Haoran disagreed, and he decided to carry out this action of eating tofu to the end. Shen Haoran stood up, he pounced on Zhang Ranran with lightning speed, and Shen Haoran actually succeeded in the sneak attack.

Now, Shen Haoran's two front paws are on Zhang Ranran's plump chest~ part, and his long tongue licks Zhang Ranran's white and tender little face. The words in his mouth were still in his mouth, and he said, "Get to know me, get to know me." In fact, Shen Haoran's true thoughts in his heart are: I am a dog, who am I afraid of?

"Get out!" Zhang Ranran pushed Shen Haoran away hard, his little face flushed.

Shen Haoran was pushed, he got up, and muttered with endless aftertaste: "It's so big!" While sighing, two nosebleeds flowed down inappropriately.

"Die!" Hearing Shen Haoran's evaluation of himself, Zhang Ranran yelled: "Flirt with yin legs!"

When the sound arrived, this leg kicked Shen Haoran's life.

This time, Zhang Pengpeng didn't have time to shout that he would leave someone under his legs, and Shen Haoran, who was hit in the leg, flew up, and Shen Haoran flew higher and higher until he disappeared into the long sky.

"Haoran!" Zhang Peng shouted anxiously to the sky.

A moment later, Shen Haoran's ethereal and sad voice came from the sky: "I'll be back!"