The first thing Wang Dabao said when he walked into the living room was: "Your house is so big!"

Mao Mao's first words were: "Don't run around, hurry up and turn the master and me back." ”

Zhang Jiuling didn't speak, Shen Haoran wanted to speak but couldn't.

Next, Mao Mao and Wang Fatzi had a heated discussion on the causes and consequences of "turning back" for more than 800 rounds.

Wang Fatzi's comprehension ability is not generally poor. But this can't all be blamed on Wang Fatzi, Maomao's expression ability is also very anxious. When they meet each other, if they can run in for a while, they are very likely to become a pair of dazzling wonders.

Wang Fatzi was finally defeated, and Wang Fatzi said to Zhang Jiuling: "Senior brother, do you understand?"

"They fell under the spell. This was the first sentence Zhang Jiuling said.

"Didn't you say there are no youkai? Who cast the spell?"

Zhang Jiuling ignored his junior brother, and he said to Shen Haoran: "I can't solve this spell. ”

Shen Haoran listened to Zhang Jiuling's words and shouted anxiously: "Wang, Wang, Wang......." "Shen Haoran said for a long time, and I won't be here anymore.

"My master said, oh my God, what can I do about this! I don't want to be a dog! Master,......。 Mao Mao became Shen Haoran's translator, but before he finished translating, he was stopped by Zhang Jiuling.

Zhang Jiuling picked up a cup from the coffee table, "Where is the kitchen?" he asked Maomao. Maomao pointed with a finger.

Zhang Jiuling walked into the kitchen, took a glass of water and came back.

Zhang Jiuling put the cup of water on the coffee table and took out a purple note from his pocket. Zhang Jiuling spread the note on the coffee table, held the note with his left hand, pinched a sword trick with his right hand, dipped it in the water, and then drew it quickly on the note. As for what was drawn, the other three didn't see it.

Zhang Jiuling recited the mantra while drawing: "The sky is round and the place is round, and the law is nine chapters." I am writing today, just for the sake of opening my mouth. The talisman is here, turning into auspiciousness. Maoshan Zhenjun is as anxious as a law. Up!"

After finishing speaking, the purple note had been sandwiched between Zhang Jiuling's index finger and middle finger. Zhang Jiuling flickered his fingers, and the note magically burned.

Zhang Jiuling put the note into the cup, and the note did not go out in the cup filled with water, and burned until it reached ashes.

Zhang Jiuling shook the cup. In front of Shen Haoran.

"Drink it. Zhang Jiuling said to Shen Haoran.

Looking at the black whirring water in the cup, Shen Haoran frowned.

"Drink it, it's good for you. Wang Fatzi said to Shen Haoran with a smile. But Shen Haoran found that Wang Fatzi's smile was obviously gloating.

Shen Haoran closed his eyes and didn't look at the black water in the cup. He stretched out his tongue and licked the water from the cup with a grunt, and a bitter taste appeared in his mouth and heart at the same time.

After drinking the black water for three minutes and twenty-one seconds, Shen Haoran shouted in his heart: It's not good, it's the way of these two charlatans. Then it rushed into the toilet like a gust of wind, and this gust of wind was still a strong wind, estimated to be around level eight.

At the moment of rushing into the toilet, the laughter of Wang Fatzi came from behind Shen Haoran. Shen Haoran decided that this laughter was obscene and despicable.

Shen Haoran vomited at the toilet, if you look closely, you will definitely find that there is a shadow of scrambled eggs with tomatoes in the vomit.

After vomiting, Shen Haoran angrily returned to the living room to find Zhang Jiuling and Wang Fatzi to settle accounts.

A string of offensive expletives came out of Shen Haoran's mouth. The language is vivid, lively, concrete, and vivid, and ends with a greeting to the elders.

I have to say that Shen Haoran's level of language organization has reached the point of perfection, which is in stark contrast to Mao Mao's poor expression ability. Alas, why is the gap between man and dog so big?

Zhang Jiuling didn't react to Shen Haoran's angry scolding, Wang Fatzi was still laughing, the smile was hateful, and he couldn't see the expression of remorse and self-reform on his face.

Only Mao Mao said in surprise: "Master, you can speak." ”

Nonsense, I could have spoken. Shen Haoran thought angrily. The point is that everyone else can only hear the dog barking.

The dog barked! Shen Haoran suddenly woke up. It didn't seem to be a waw when he cursed just now. But Shen Haoran didn't pay attention, so he wasn't sure.

At this time, Mao Mao came over and hugged Shen Haoran's head excitedly, his eyes were full of tears of joy.

"Mao Mao, can I speak human words?" Shen Haoran said this to Mao Mao, and also to himself. Shen Haoran clearly heard that he had indeed made a human voice.

Shen Haoran couldn't believe it was true. He broke free of his hair, quickly ran to Wang Fatzi, and took advantage of Wang Fatman's failure to react, and took a bite on Wang Fatman's calf.

Shen Haoran finally lived up to the reader's expectations, he bitten. He learned the dog's third nirvana, which is to bite indiscriminately.

Yes, it's not a dream. Hearing Wang Fatzi's scream, Shen Haoran was relieved, and he said to himself: "I really know how to speak, not dreaming." ”

"This talisman will only work for twenty-four hours. This is what Zhang Jiuling said.

"Can you think of a way to change me back? Shen Haoran only had Zhang Jiuling in his eyes now, and as for the fat man Wang who was holding his legs and howling, he didn't even look at it.

"No way, but I'm sure it's a spell from a youkai. If you can know more information, you may be able to solve the curse. Zhang Jiuling said.

"After Mao Mao said it, I think the gecko did it. ”

"The four-legged demon has no demon power last night, it can't be it. Otherwise, you wouldn't have caught it. ”

"But what about the last fart? That fart is red, don't you think it's suspicious?"

"It's very suspicious, like a kind of hexery, but hexology requires demonic power to activate. As I said, it doesn't have demonic powers. Even if you cast a witchcraft, it won't work. As for the fact that you and your dog both fainted later, and after getting up, they changed each other, I can't explain this. ”

"Is there really no way? Do you know who can turn us back?"

Zhang Jiuling shook his head and did not speak.

"I know, I know. Wang Fatzi came over and said. It seems that Wang Fatzi's legs are fine, it may be that Shen Haoran's nirvana has just been learned, and his skills are still shallow.

Wang Fatzi didn't care about the suspicious glances that everyone threw at him, and continued, "Go back and ask Lao Bu, he must know." ”

Zhang Jiuling nodded and said, "Maybe he really knows, you can try." ”

Hearing that there was hope, the listless Shen Haoran came to his senses again.

Shen Haoran asked Zhang Jiuling and Wang Fatzi to take him back together. Because he and the two masters of Zhang Wang hit it off at first sight, he wanted to talk with the two masters at night. He has also admired Mr. Bu for a long time, and he wants to go over in person to express his admiration for Mr. Bu.

"No. Wang Fatzi righteously rejected Shen Haoran. "You just bit me and kicked me twice last night. Now you want us to help you, but there is no door. ”

"I'll give you the money. ”

"Okay. We welcome you. "Fat Wang began to grind Shen Haoran.

Mao Mao also wanted to go with him, but Shen Haoran gave him a difficult and arduous task.

"You just pretend that I'm going home first, and you can't let my parents know that I've become a dog, they're getting older, and they won't be able to stand it when they know. I went with them to find Lao Bu, found a way to solve the spell, and came back. ”

Shen Haoran instructed some precautions again, and said goodbye to Mao Mao with tears. At this time, Zhang Wang and Wang were already waiting for him on a shared bicycle.

"You're not going to let me run back with the bike, are you? Come on, there's a car over there. ”

Wang Fatzi asked Zhang Jiuling: "Senior brother, do you have a photo?" Zhang Jiuling shook his head.

"I didn't take a picture either. Wang Fatzi said to Shen Haoran embarrassedly.

"Won't you book a special car? Shen Dagongzi lost his temper.

"Okay, but you'll have to add another hundred. Wang Fatzi said and took out his mobile phone.