Chapter 008: Buti Ancestor
"Four wheels are faster than two. Wang Fatzi said with emotion. At this time, the special car had already driven to the corner of his house.
Zhang Jiuling and Wang Fatzi live on a long, narrow street with all kinds of small shops on both sides of the street.
Bananas and apples were placed at the door of the fruit store, but the underwear store next to it hung bras and *** in front of the door, and the two doors looked so beautiful and delicious.
The stir-fry restaurant is located directly across from the public toilets, and the aroma of food and feces is mixed and drifts in the wind.
Vendors have taken over strategic locations, forcing pedestrians to wander in the middle of the side streets.
If anyone dares to drive into this street, it must be that he has no place to come and go, and there is no place to die. At first glance, you can see that it is a gathering area for the vast number of toiling people.
How can you live in such a place. Shen Haoran followed behind Zhang Jiuling and Wang Fatzi and thought secretly, the little admiration he had just established for Zhang and Wang immediately disappeared, I am not the same person as them, thinking of this, Shen Haoran proudly raised his dog's head.
Suddenly, Shen Haoran felt that an indescribable danger was coming towards him step by step. He heard a voice ringing in his ears: "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, your dog's special move fourth form, the Divine Induction, has been practiced." How many rewards you get, how many tasks you can do, you ......"
Ha, I've finally written this article as a system stream. In the future, I will write "Ding Dong" in every episode, congratulations...... , followed by a whole bunch of. I'm sure I'll write better than they do, because I don't write with duplicates.
Or just write a practice stream and make up thousands of his moves, one move for Shen Haoran to practice from the first level to the eighth and fortyth level. Make up hundreds of more names for him, what is a demon hunter, a demon hunter, a demon hunter, a demon corpse, a food,, yes...... , I can write more than three million words just by these moves and names of his grandmother.
Well, it's so decided, I will write this novel as a systematic practice stream, write him more than 80 million words, no, write him 1 billion.
Dear readers, you don't have to read other people's novels in this life. Oh, no, you don't have to look at it in the next life, just look at me. I will give you more than 100,000 a day every day, so that you can YY enough every day, and "cool" enough every day.
Ha, I'm about to become a god, a starting point god, a peerless god, a super "city" god.
Hey, reader, what are you going to do? You put the stick down first, and we'll have something to say. ...... Oh, don't hit anyone. ...... Don't hit me in the face, I'm going to rely on him to eat. ...... I'm sorry, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future. ...... Help, uh, no, it's on fire. ...... I promise not to write the system flow or practice flow in the future. Spare me. ......
Alas, readers are not allowed to write systematic practice flows, so let's honestly write about our invincible demon hunting, hip-hop and funny flows.
Where did you write about it just now? Did you write that Shen Haoran had practiced "divine sensing"? Sensing danger? It seems to be.
Shen Haoran sensed that this danger was coming from behind him, and Shen Haoran sensed that between his two hind legs, there was a slight hint of coolness.
Shen Haoran looked back, and he saw a big black dog following him, sneakily sniffing his ass with his nose.
Sorry, I forgot to mention earlier, Mao Mao is a purebred golden retriever - a.
"Get out of here, you rascal!" Shen Haoran said angrily, of course he was using dog language. If he dares to use human language, then the people around him will definitely make him turn his heels and fight monkey boxing like he tossed the gecko last night.
"Hey, make a friend, beauty. Da Hei smiled cheaply and said to Shen Haoran angrily.
"Get out of the way, I'm male. β
"Oh, I didn't see it, you're still a ......" Da Hei realized, it looked at Shen Haoran with regretful eyes, then shook its head, and walked away with its tail wagged.
"No quality!" Shen Haoran's impression of this street dropped by another eighty-five percentage points.
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Wang Fatzi's home turned out to be very large, about 2,000 square meters. The house where Wang Fatzi lives is at the highest point of this street, and from his house, you can see the whole style of this street. His house has a glance at the mountains, and the high places are cold, which is quite a bit arrogant.
"This place is all your home?" Shen Haoran had a little respect for the two of them.
"No, no, it's someone else's. Wang Fatzi pointed to the garbage heap next to him and said. The pile of garbage occupies more than two-thirds of the entire rooftop. But this pile of garbage does not affect the housing area of Wang Fatzi's family, his family occupies the southeast corner of the rooftop, and uses various materials to build a three-bedroom and two-living room, which is actually a "mansion" with two bathrooms.
"What about Old Man Bu?" Shen Haoran didn't see anyone else after entering the three rooms and two living rooms.
"Oh, I'll get it for you. The fat man said and went inside.
After a while, Wang Fatzi walked out with a bird cage in his hand.
"Hey, Lao Bu, there's a guest. Wang Fatzi said to the bird cage.
Shen Haoran looked at the bird cage in surprise, because there was actually a radish in it.
"This radish isβLao Bu?" Shen Haoran asked Wang Fatzi. He now knew why it was Lao Bu.
"Don't talk nonsense, see clearly, I'm ginseng. Radish was unhappy and corrected Shen Haoran's mistake.
Shen Haoran found that this ginseng has hands and feet, all facial features, strong spirits, crane hair and childish face, three-foot white hair fluttering under the chin, a fairy wind bones, and a scheming appearance. No wonder it's called Lao Bu, it looks like he's really old.
When Wang Fatzi heard Lao Bu call himself ginseng, he smiled, and he said to Lao Bu: "Bu demon, don't brag about it, who can't see that you are a radish." β
"Please call me Buti Ancestor. The old radish said seriously to the fat man.
"Isn't your old mother a bunch of grapes?" Shen Haoran remembered Liu Zhenwei in the Journey to the West.
"I am the turnip, and he is the grape of the grapes. You've figured it out. β
"You've been around for a long time, you're still a radish. Shen Haoran laughed.
Buti Ancestor was angry, turned his back and sat cross-legged in the birdcage, his white beard trembling.
"Bu Demon, I have something to ask you. Zhang Jiuling said to the old radish.
"Ask what?" Buti Ancestor turned around and looked at Zhang Jiuling.
Zhang Jiuling briefly said what happened to Shen Haoran becoming a dog last night. Then he asked Buti Ancestor, "Do you know who cast the spell?"
Buti Ancestor stroked his white beard and thought for a long time.
"It's complicated, and according to my analysis, maybe it'...... , possibly...... , probably ....... Buti Ancestor hummed for a long time, but he didn't give an answer.
"Give it a cookie. Zhang Jiuling said to Wang Fatzi.
Wang Fatzi didn't know where to find a bag of biscuits, took out a piece, and stuffed it into the bird cage.
Buti Ancestor held the biscuit in his arms and squeaked and gnawed, and the biscuit crumbs stuck to its beard.
"Say it. "The fat man urged the ancestor of Buti.
"Do you need to talk about it? It must be a curse from the four-legged demon. Buti Ancestor shook his white beard.
"Impossible, the four-legged demon has no demonic power. It spells don't work. Zhang Jiuling still insisted on his own statement.
"It's a curse of death. Buti Ancestor continued to nibble on his biscuits.
"Death curse, why haven't I heard of it before?" Zhang Jiuling asked.
"It's normal that you haven't heard of it, because there are very few youkai who can use this kind of spell. Even youkai who can use this kind of spell can't use it casually. So this kind of spell is unknown even to many yokai. And you?"
"What kind of spell is this?"
"You know the bees, right? The bee has a thorn on its tail that it uses to sting people when it's in danger. But if the sting is complete, the bee will not survive. The death curse is similar to this one, it is all about fighting your own life to deliver the final blow to the enemy. The power of the death curse is that even if there is no demonic power, the spell will work. The four-legged demon must have used a death curse last night, did it die after the curse?"
"Yes, yes, it died after that red fart. Shen Haoran recalled the scene of last night.
"What did you do to the four-legged demon? Let it put a death curse on you? If it weren't for the love of life, it wouldn't have cast a death curse. β
"Well, it's because it can't think of it on its own, it's none of my business. Buti Ancestor, will you undo the death curse of the four-legged demon?"
"Well, this, me, that four-legged demon it. Ancestor Buti stared at the biscuit bag in Wang Fatzi's hand.
"Give it to him. Shen Haoran said to Wang Fatzi.
"It can only eat one piece a day, and eating too much is not good for its health. β
"Hurry up and give it to it. β
"Okay, okay, but you'll have to add another hundred. β
Ancestor Buti took the biscuit and nibbled on it deliciously.
"Tell me how to break the spell. β
"No, I can't. Buti Ancestor said as he nibbled on biscuits.
"No, you'll still have the face to eat cookies. "The fat man Wang is not happy.
"Can you solve it?" Shen Haoran asked Zhang Jiuling. Zhang Jiuling shook his head.
"What can I do about this, do you want me to be a dog for the rest of my life?" Shen Haoran wanted to cry without tears.
"Actually, it's good to be a dog, especially if you are a precious golden retriever, you can go home and continue to be your rich second generation ~ dog. Wang Fatzi comforted Shen Haoran.
"You're a second-generation dog. Scolding people doesn't take you to scold like this. Shen Haoran said angrily.
"I don't think I'm so blessed. Oh, by the way, you're going to give me the cookie money just now. β
"Die. Shen Haoran gritted his teeth and prepared to launch his special move.
"I can't solve it, but someone can. Buti Ancestor spoke slowly, and at the same time he was looking at the biscuit bag of the fat man, who had eaten the piece just now.
"You speak first. "Shen Haoran has grown wise, and knows that he can't easily trust this Buti Ancestor.
Buti Ancestor looked at the three of them mysteriously, lowered his voice and whispered, "Have you heard of the Huaxia Demon Cultivation Academy?"