Shen Haoran got rid of the fat man, and after a while, the car drove to the door of the villa.

The door of the villa was closed, Shen Haoran honked the horn vigorously, and the old gardener ran out of the gatehouse to open the door, followed by Mao Mao, who was wagging his tail.

"Why did you release it?" Shen Haoran asked the old gardener angrily.

"I thought it was uncomfortable to lock it up, so I let it out, and it happened to be my companion. The old gardener replied.

"Hmph!" Shen Haoran snorted. and two cuties got out of the car.

"You go to sleep. Shen Haoran said to the old gardener, "Oh, by the way, I am not allowed to talk nonsense to others about my coming. ”

"Good, good. The old gardener replied.

Shen Haoran was talking to the old gardener, Mao Mao ran up and rubbed on Shen Haoran's legs.

"Get out!" Shen Haoran raised his leg and gave Mao Mao a kick, Mao Mao "wooed" twice, and escaped with his tail between his legs.

"Take it well. Shen Haoran yelled at the old gardener.

The old gardener still said, "Good, good." ”

At this time, the two cuties supported each other and had already ascended the steps of the main building. They drank a lot and staggered as they walked. Shen Haoran hurriedly chased after the two cuties.

Speaking of which, pause for a moment. The author in order to make up for the stalk of riding a shared bicycle to catch monsters in the previous episode. Next, the author will present you with a shocking duel between a drunken rich second generation Vs injured old monster. The duel scene is extremely violent and contains a lot of content that is not suitable for children, so children over the age of 18 are asked to watch it with their parents.

Let's go on, Shen Haoran entered the house with two beautiful eyebrows around him left and right. The two beauties came up at this time, one hugged Shen Haoran's neck, lowered his head, and vomited on him. The other sat on the ground, hugged Shen Haoran's legs, used Shen Haoran's legs as pillows, and began to snore comfortably.

"Hey, hey, get up, what are you two doing? Hey, get up, go to work, get to work. Oh oh oh, it's dawn. ...... "You see I'm in a hurry, but what's the use of me being in a hurry? The two beauties are drunk and unconscious, and there is no way to start work."

"Shen Haoran, what did I say to you earlier? I said that I sent them home with the reader, and you didn't listen to me, do you regret it now?"

Shen Hao then didn't regret it I don't know, I just saw him quickly take off his clothes, and then, how about I use an ellipsis? Forget it, if the ellipsis is used here, the reader should hit me again.

Shen Haoran took off his clothes, of course, just his coat, because a beautiful cutie spit on his clothes. Then Shen Haoran walked upstairs quickly and went to the bathroom.

Shen Haoran entered the bathroom, filled the bathtub with water, stripped himself naked, and got into the bathtub.

The water temperature was neither cold nor hot, just right. Shen Haoran buried his head in the water. The water vapor slowly rises and spreads, making the entire bathroom foggy.

Shen Haoran finished taking a bath, put on a bathrobe, stood in front of the mirror, and began to spray perfume on himself while humming a little tune.

was spraying perfume, Shen Haoran saw Mao Mao squatting at the door of the bathroom from the mirror, staring at himself motionless.

". Shen Haoran turned around and drove Mao Mao away. But Mao Mao didn't run away, but ran towards Shen Haoran.

Mao Mao came to Shen Haoran's side and shouted at a wall next to Shen Haoran. Shen Haoran turned around and saw that there was a gecko lying on the wall, or a gecko with a broken tail.

"Oh, it's disgusting. Shen Haoran pulled out a few pieces of toilet paper and pinched the gecko in the toilet paper.

"Don't touch me, take your dirty hands away. A voice shouted.

Who is talking? Shen Haoran looked at Mao Mao inexplicably, and Mao Mao also looked at Shen Haoran inexplicably.

"Say you, let it go. The voice rang out again.

This time Shen Haoran heard it clearly, the sound came from the toilet paper.

"Holy!" the gecko spoke. Shen Haoran was startled, and the toilet paper in his hand fell to the ground.

The gecko escapes from the toilet paper and crawls out with a twist. Mao Mao ran forward and held down the gecko with his paws.

"Let go of me, you stinky dog. The gecko shouted. Its soft body could not break free from its furry claws.

Shen Haoran came back to his senses, and he actually found a talking gecko, which was interesting. Shen Haoran picked up the toilet paper and pinched the gecko in his hand again.

"Hey, sing a song to listen to, and I'll let you go if you sing well. Shen Haoran said to the gecko with a wicked smile.

"Let go of me, I'm an angel. The gecko yelled at Shen Haoran.

"Is there an angel as ugly as you? You must be a youkai. Shen Haoran remembered the fat man just now, it turned out that it was true that the fat man said that there were monsters or something, but this monster didn't look as fierce as the fat man said.

"I'm really an angel, okay, let me go. The gecko pleaded.

"Stop talking nonsense, sing quickly, or I'll throw you in the toilet and flush you. ”

The gecko sang a few children's songs helplessly. The singing is good, not unpleasant.

"No, I'm going to listen to pop songs, and you're going to sing them in English. Shen Haoran was interested, he had heard geckos sing for the first time in his life.

"Brother, please spare me, I didn't even graduate from elementary school. "Gecko tears are about to flow out.

......

This shameless Shen Haoran, he forced the gecko to sing, dance, somersault, and fight monkey boxing. Shen Haoran tossed the gecko to his heart's content, and he and Mao Mao watched it with relish, ignoring the gecko's full of grievances.

The gecko stopped doing it, and the gecko began to play with Laipi, and he turned over and turned his white belly towards the ceiling, and his four little paws remained motionless, and the most infuriating thing was that it tilted its head to the side, and spit out a long, thin tongue from its mouth.

"Hurry up, do a striptease dance for Uncle, and let you go after the dance. ”

"Come on, after I finished singing, you said let me go, and then let me dance. After I finished the dance, you said let me go, but you made me somersaults and monkey punches. You liar. ”

The gecko is still lying on the ground, with its feet facing the sky, looking like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water.

Shen Haoran didn't know where to find a shoelace and began to teach the gecko a lesson.

"Can't get up?" "Oops!"

"Let you play dead for Lao Tzu again!" "Oops!"

"Aren't you an angel? "Oops!"

Shen Haoran slapped the gecko one by one, the gecko cried, and the gecko whimpered and said to Shen Haoran: "If you don't bully the gecko like this, you will be punished sooner or later." ”

"Oh! dare to talk back!" Shen Haoran waved his shoelaces and grinned at the gecko.

The gecko rolled over, twisted its half-cut tail, and clumsily fled under the cabinet. After running for less than two steps, Maomao pressed the gecko with his paw again.

Shen Haoran walked over quickly and picked up the gecko with toilet paper. The gecko looked at Shen Haoran in horror, because Shen Haoran was holding a needle in his other hand.

"Run, why don't you run?" Shen Haoran smiled and pricked the gecko with a needle.

"I fought with you, I cursed you, and your dog. The gecko screamed in despair, and as the gecko screamed, a thick puff of red smoke erupted from the gecko's buttocks.

"Ahh

"Hemp, you still dare to fart!" Shen Haoran hurriedly used his hand as a fan to disperse the smoke. After the smoke cleared, Shen Haoran found that the gecko had lowered its head and lost its light in its eyes.

"Hey, wake up, don't play dead. Shen Haoran shook the gecko in his hand from side to side, and the gecko was soft and collapsed, and there was no reaction at all. Shen Haoran pinched the gecko hard, but the gecko still didn't react.

Dead?Died so soon?Died after a fart?Three question marks flashed quickly in Shen Haoran's mind.

Shen Haoran put the gecko on the ground, pricked the gecko with a needle, and the needle pierced the gecko, but the gecko still didn't move.

"Cut, it's not fun at all, what bullshit angels, monsters. Shen Haoran wrapped the gecko in toilet paper and threw it into the toilet. Then press the flush button, "boom", the gecko and toilet paper swirl and disappear.

Shen Haoran decided to go downstairs to find the two cuties, he left the toilet, and as soon as he turned around, he saw Mao Mao lying on the ground with his eyes closed.

Shen Haoran walked over and squatted down to check Maomao. At this time, a feeling of whirling heaven and earth came up, Shen Haoran's eyes darkened, and he fell next to Mao Mao.