The person who stopped the car looked fine, not frightened, and not injured. He continued to wave his arms, gurgling out of his mouth.

Shen Haoran lowered the window, stretched out half of his head and shouted to the man, "Looking for death! Don't want to live?"

The man left the front of the car and went around to the left side of the car. Shen Haoran saw clearly that the man was a fat man with a round head and a round head, and he was quite cute when he was white.

"Construction ahead, no traffic. The fat man said with a smile. The words were said to Shen Haoran, but when the fat man spoke, he kept staring at the big breasts of the two beauties in the back seat.

Shen Haoran looked at the white fat man and suddenly realized the danger. What did he want to do? In the dead of night, and this place is remote, is it a robbery?

Thinking of this, Shen Haoran's hand reached out to the spare box in front of the passenger seat, opened the lid, and it was empty. Shen Haoran forgot that he was in China, and there was no gun in the spare box.

Shen Haoran looked around vigilantly, but didn't find that the fat man had accomplices. Look at the fat man again, he doesn't have a guy in his hands. This fat man has a lovely smile, a stupid head, and except for a little lust, he doesn't see any signs of doing anything wrong.

Shen Haoran put his mind at ease, it wasn't just a robbery. He decided to ignore the fat man and drove straight over.

The fat man seemed to see Shen Haoran's thoughts, he walked quickly to the front of the car, straightened his arms, spread his legs, and posed himself with a ridiculous "big" character.

The ridiculous fat man didn't think he was ridiculous, he stood straight in front of the car, still smiling, and the smile obviously said, either stop here, or go back, and if you want to get over, you can only run over me.

"Get out!" Shen Haoran poked half of his head out of the car and yelled at the fat man, but the fat man was unmoved.

The two cuties in the back seat were reluctant, shouting and instigating Shen Haoran to get out of the car and move the fat man away.

Shen Haoran got out of the car, and he couldn't lose his share in front of the cuties. Although he didn't have a gun, he was confident that it would be more than enough to deal with this white fat man.

"Get out of here!" Shen Haoran walked up to the fat man and once again affirmed his position. This time the attitude was much harsher than the last one.

The fat man looked up at Shen Haoran, who was half a head taller than him, and was stunned.

The fat man stepped aside and said to Shen Haoran: "Don't go forward, there is danger ahead." ”

Shen Haoran replied to the fat man's dirty words, opened the car door and got into the car. When Shen Haoran was about to start the car, the fat man stopped in front of the front of the car again, and still put himself in the ridiculous "big".

Shen Haoran was furious, and he was about to beat up the "big" fat man. He opened the door, but before he could put his leg down, the fat man ran away. Shen Haoran scolded and closed the door, ready to drive, and the fat man came back to make the word "big".

A funny scene appeared, Shen Haoran opened the door, the fat man ran away, Shen Haoran closed the car door, and the fat man ran back. The door is like a controller that controls the fat man to run around.

"What the are you going to do?" Shen Haoran said depressedly.

"There's a youkai up ahead. The fat man stopped in front of the car and said with a smile, laughing a little mysteriously.

Oh, it turned out to be a neurotic, Shen Haoran forgave the fat man.

"It's okay, I'm not afraid, you get out of the way. ”

"No, youkai are very fierce and will die. ”

"I know how to spell, I'll take the monsters. Get out of the way, don't let the monsters escape. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you can't go over. ”

Shen Haoran was speechless, this fat man was mighty and unyielding, and his good words couldn't be moved.

"Bump him, knock him aside. Hit him to death. The two beauties in the back seat each held a bottle of red wine in their hands, laughing madly and coming back to energy.

Shen Haoran gritted his teeth, the car moved, and he crashed into the fat man.

Don't look at the fat man's fat body, his skills are really agile. When the car crashed over, he pounced, grabbed the rearview mirror with both hands, and actually fell on the hood. The car took the fat man and sped forward.

"You let go!"

"You park!"

"You let it go. ”

"You park first. ”

Shen Haoran and the fat man bargained back and forth, and neither of them listened to anyone.

Shen Haoran was angry, he hated others to bargain with him the most, he always said the same thing when he was in the United States, if this was in the United States, he would have to take a gun and destroy the fat man.

Shen Haoran stepped on the accelerator pedal fiercely, and swayed the steering wheel left and right, trying to throw the fat man down. The fat man clutched the rearview mirror tightly, but he didn't let go.

Shen Haoran saw that the fat man was so desperate for life and death, and he didn't want to kill anyone, so he had to stop the car.

The car stopped, but the fat man still lay on the front of the car and didn't get down. The fat man yelled: "Can't pass, don't pass, you're going to die, there are really monsters." ”

Shen Haoran opened the car door, and after getting out of the car, he kicked the fat man's buttocks.

"I think you're a monster. After Shen Haoran finished speaking, he kicked the fat man's ass again.

At this time, the two cuties also got out of the car, giggling and shouting around the fat man. Encourage Shen Haoran to beat the fat man.

The fat man continued to lie on the front of the car nonchalantly, and said shamelessly to the two beauties: "I have a vajra body, I'm not afraid." ”

In the face of this fat man, Shen Haoran was completely helpless.

"Come down, I'll go back. Shen Haoran compromised.

"What if you kick me twice?" the fat man climbed down from the hood and patted the footprints on his ass to Shen Haoran.

"You're not done yet, believe it or not, I found someone to do you. Shen Haoran threatened the fat man.

"Forget it, you can reverse the car quickly. The fat man stepped aside as he spoke, and said to the two beautiful hippies with smiling faces: "You two get in the car quickly, it's windy here." ”

Shen Haoran and the two cuties got into the car, and the fat man leaned on the window and handed over a business card.

"In the future, if you have a demon hunting business looking for me, I will give you a 20% discount. Then he said to the two cuties, "You two too." ”

Shen Haoran took the business card and threw it into the passenger seat without looking at it.

"You get out of the way, I'm reversing. Shen Haoran said to the fat man.

The fat man stood next to him and chattered at Shen Haoran: "It's for your good not to let you pass." ”

Shen Haoran poured the car a few meters to the right rear and glanced at the fat man, who also looked at him with a smile. Shen Haoran raised his middle finger at the fat man, and then drove the car forward with one foot on the accelerator.

The fat man reacted, stepped away from his two little short legs and shouted after the car.

Where did the fat man outrun Enzo Ferrari, and in a matter of seconds, the Ferrari was gone.

The fat man didn't plan to give up, and continued to toss his two little short legs, but the frequency slowed down significantly. It seems that the fat man is hesitating whether to continue chasing them or to stop and let them go.

"Stop chasing. A voice came from behind the fat man. It was a thin man who spoke.

The fat man stopped, turned around, and walked over to the thin man.

"Senior brother, is it over?" the fat man asked, wiping his sweat.

"Ran one, but not a big problem. It's hurt, and its magic has been greatly reduced, and it shouldn't hurt people for a while. ”

"Shall we go home, then?"

"Let's go back. ”

The fat man launched two shared bicycles from the side of the road, one for each of them, and rode in the direction of the city.

This place is still more than ten kilometers away from the nearest bus station, and it seems that some of the brothers have ridden. I don't know where the shared bicycle came from in such a remote place, it can't be these two two goods riding over, right? Riding a shared bicycle to catch monsters? Author, you come here, I promise not to kill you.