Chapter 010: Sweeping Pornography
When he saw Mao Mao, Shen Haoran was hiding in the green belt in front of his community.
"You can't go home, you can't be noticed. This is what Ancestor Buti said to Shen Haoran. Of course, Shen Haoran couldn't go home, he still had a tail behind his buttocks.
I have to say that although Buti Ancestor looks very unreliable, he is very sophisticated when it comes to doing specific things. It can analyze a matter in a reasonable and comprehensive way. It can be perfect in the overall control, the grasp of timing, and the handling of details. Shen Haoran's deeper understanding of Buti Ancestor greatly changed his opinion of Buti Ancestor. It's a good material to be a kobold strategist. Shen Haoran praised Buti Ancestor from the bottom of his heart from the bottom of his heart.
Under the arrangement of Buti Ancestor, Shen Haoran and Mao Mao met.
Mao Mao saw Shen Haoran and shouted: "Master!" and then hugged Shen Haoran, tears like springs, tears like rain.
"You didn't show your stuff, did you?" Shen Haoran pushed Mao Mao away and asked.
"No, no. Master, have you changed back? Is the spell unraveling?"
"I solved it. I turned your master back. You brought all the things you asked for just now, right?" asked the Buti Ancestor, who stepped forward.
"Bring it. Maomao patted the bag on his body, "Who are you?"
"I am Buti Ancestor. ”
"Bodhisattva, your mother?" It seems that Mao Mao has also seen the big talk of Journey to the West.
Ancestor Buti began to distinguish the difference between wave and splash again.
"Are my parents okay?" asked Shen Haoran.
"Alright, alright. Oh, Tingting's mother called just now. I've even videotaped her. ”
"She didn't see it, did she?"
"No, no. Tingting's mother said she missed me, well, no, no, she missed you, she said she missed your kiss, missed your tongue, missed your ....... ”
"Alright, alright. Shen Haoran saw that the old ancestor of Buti on the side pricked up his ears and hurriedly stopped Mao Mao. "Maomao, you don't talk much when I'm away. If people find out you're a dog, that's a terrible thing. ”
"Got it, master, when are you going to ask your mother to turn me back?"
"My name is Buti Ancestor. Buti Ancestor began to splash patiently again.
"I can't turn you back yet, the spell hasn't been fully unsolved. If you want to get it faster, you will have to wait for tomorrow. ”
"Oh, master, you don't have to be in a hurry. Let's go home first. ”
"I can't go back yet, I'll go home when the spell is completely solved. You're going to continue to be here in my place. When I am away, you must be obedient and obedient, and never show your feet. ”
"Got it, master, you can rest assured. ”
In fact, Shen Haoran was very worried about Maomao. Maomao's IQ, alas, would be nice to be on par with a stupid person. But he's a dog, how much IQ can you expect him to have?
Buti Ancestor took the bag sent by Mao Mao, pulled Shen Haoran and hurriedly left. Mao Mao reluctantly watched the two of them get into the taxi, and muttered with tears: "Master, it's actually good to be a person." ”
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"Is there a night show in that place you said?" Shen Haoran asked Buti Ancestor.
Shen Haoran has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he is nicknamed "The Little Prince of Huanchang". Although Shen Haoran has not returned to China for eight years, the title of "Little Prince of Huanchang" is not in vain, and within a few days of coming back, he has a clear understanding of the distribution of entertainment venues in the city. So just now Ancestor Buti said the name of the place, and Shen Haoran immediately judged that the place was not a place where warblers sang and swallows danced, birds sang and flowers were fragrant.
"Come with me, come with me. Lao Bu looked confident.
The taxi drifted away and came to an out-of-this-world place. Although this place is not barren, it can be desolate when you look at the black lights and blind fire.
"Can you jump here?" Shen Haoran questioned again.
"Come with me, come with me. "Buti Ancestor is still the same old saying, and he still has an expression in his chest.
The two of them walked in the dark alley, everything was silent, eerie and terrifying, and a gust of cold wind hit, and Shen Haoran had goosebumps.
At this moment, a voice suddenly remembered: "Dingdong, host ......." "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, Sauri, this rewrite.
At this time, Shen Haoran saw a small building appear in front of him, and a dim light was lit on the door of the small building.
"It's here. Buti Ancestor pointed to Xiaolou and said to Shen Haoran.
"Can you jump here?" Shen Haoran saw a big word "demolition" written on the wall of the small building.
Buti Ancestor didn't speak, he stepped forward and banged on the door, and the door turned out to be iron.
With a bang, a small window opened on the door, and a pair of triangular eyes appeared in the small window. The triangular eye looked out for a moment and made a sound. "Lao Bu. ”
Lao Bu stretched his face to the small window, "It's me, open the door quickly." ”
"I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you think about coming over today? Cheating money?"
"Open the door, so much nonsense. ”
“OK。 Wait a minute, who is that one behind you?" Triangular Eye found Shen Haoran.
"Friend, a friend. Open the door. ”
"It doesn't smell right, he's a person. ”
"There's nothing wrong with your nose, are you? Did you drink too much? Buti Ancestor said and pulled Shen Haoran's tail out of the trash pants.
The door creaked open, and Triangle Eye stood aside, and Shen Haoran saw that Triangle Eye was an ordinary gangster with a thief head and a thief brain. Buti Old Ancestor nodded at the triangular eye, took Shen Haoran inside, and with a "bang", the door behind him closed again.
"This is your monster's night club, right?Is it appropriate for me to come here?" Shen Haoran quietly asked Buti Ancestor.
"Haven't you been? Tonight is an eye-opener. Follow me. ”
Walking through a corridor, Shen Haoran's eyes suddenly brightened. The palatial hall was brightly lit, the smiling faces of the welcome guests were full of flowers, everything was a familiar taste, and Shen Haoran seemed to have returned home.
"Yo, old Bu. A fragrant came forward. The mature woman rubbed more than three pounds of powder on her face. "It's been a long time, where have you been getting rich lately?"
"Hey! Buti Ancestor and the mature woman hugged affectionately, and their faces were pressed together. After the Buti ancestor and the mature woman separated, Shen Haoran saw that the Buti ancestor's face was white, and it was estimated that it could stick away the fragrant powder of the mature woman.
"Lao Bu, did you bring a friend with you?
"Ma Zai, the horse boy who just collected, don't worry about him. ”
"Oh, are you going to sit in the outfield or in a private room today?"
"Let's have a private room, find a big private room, all the cuties are called, two dozen beers, and then open the bottle XO. ”
"Okay. The mature woman waved her hand to a waiter, whispered a few words, and said to Lao Bu: "You follow him, I'll arrange it." ”
The private rooms in the world are all the same, and the youkai ones are no exception. The waiter led Buti Old Ancestor and Shen Haoran into the private room, turned around and went out.
"Who do you say is Ma Zai?" Shen Haoran angrily asked Buti Ancestor. The dignified "little prince of the party" was actually treated as a horse boy by others in the party, Shen Haoran has grown so big, and he has never been so insulted.
"Don't care, don't care. I'm afraid that other youkai will notice you. If they find out you're a person, they'll eat you. Buti Ancestor said with a hippie smile.
"After a while, the cuties came, and you said I was the boss. ”
"You wear a piece of garbage, and you say you're the boss. ”
Shen Haoran took out a stack of money from the bag given by Mao Mao, "If you have this, they will believe it." In the end, he is the "little prince of the party", and he knows the Tao in it.
The wine came up, the cuties came in, and Shen Haoran and Buti Ancestor got high.
The cuties sitting next to Shen Haoran, one is a rabbit girl and the other is a cat girl. The bunny girl is dressed in white hair, and the cat girl is dressed in leather. The bunny girl has a short tail and the cat girl has pointed ears. Shen Haoran tugged at the rabbit girl's tail and tugged at the cat girl's ears, the tail and ears were real, and Shen Haoran was excited.
Shen Haoran is left and right, Shen Haoran hugs left and right, Shen Haoran puts his hands up and down, Shen Haoran ...... (Here the author has deleted 2,861 words.) Ha, I just won't show it to you.
Just when Shen Haoran was dark and affectionate, the headlights in the private room suddenly turned on. A couple of uniformed werewolves came in from outside. Yes, werewolves. You read that right, and I wrote it right.
"Get up, stand up, police and inspectors. Men on the left and women on the right, take out their ID cards. ”
The men and women in the private rooms stood on either side. What about Buti Ancestor? Shen Haoran found that he was standing on the left.
Hemp, this old guy actually slipped away quietly by himself. Shen Haoran was desperate, he found that the bag given by Mao Mao was gone.
"You, ID card. A werewolf came over and said to Shen Haoran.
"Did I say I didn't bring you a letter?" Shen Haoran's scalp was numb, and he remembered the words of Buti Ancestor: "If they find out that you are a person, they will eat you." ”
"Give your name. The werewolf stared at Shen Haoran and said.
"I don't know. Shen Haoran's legs trembled.
"Do you know?"
"I really don't know. Shen Haoran was about to pee his pants.
"Report to the captain, this man doesn't have an ID card. He said he didn't know. ”
"Take it back and talk about it. A tall werewolf with two bars and one star on his shoulder said.
"I'm a horse boy, let me go. Shen Haoran's pants were wet.
The werewolf took Shen Haoran to the lobby, and there were many men and women standing in the lobby. Men and women lined up in a line, still men on the left and women on the right, and the werewolf stuffed Shen Haoran into the team on the left.
"It's lined up, it's lined up. One follows the other, hurry up, hurry up. Two bars and one star commanded the two teams of men and horses to go out.
The two queues slowly moved towards the door, and all the youkai were dejected and silent. The youkai in the back reached out and put it on the shoulder of the youkai in front of him, moving forward step by step like going to the execution ground.
Shen Haoran walked in the middle of the team, tears dripping down. It's so unlucky.,Playing a gecko became a dog.,I went to a night and met Sweep & Yellow.,The world of monsters is also Sweep & Yellow.,This is not for good people to live.。
It's all to blame for the dead turnip that brought me here, but it ran away on its own. If I, Shen Haoran, see the light of day again, I will let you die without a place to be buried!
Shen Haoran silently followed the team, and the big bell hanging in the lobby rang "dangdang". The bell had struck twelve, and it was already twelve o'clock in the night.
Shen Haoran heard the bell, his body twitched, and with a "poof", he fell to the ground.