Chapter 009: Sanmao and the Huaxia Demon Continuing Education Academy

Hearing that Ancestor Buti said the name of the Huaxia Demon Martial Arts Training Academy, Shen Haoran and the three of them were confused.

"What bullshit academy! Do you still study witchcraft? Bu Demon, if you want to lie to people again, I'll stew you. Wang Fatzi said disapprerovingly.

"Don't lie to you, there really is a Huaxia Demon Continuing Education Academy. Ancestor Buti swore and said.

"Don't interrupt, let it speak. ”

"What about this Huaxia Demon Martial Arts Training Academy, you humans may not know about it, but it is famous in our demon world. Buti Ancestor said and glanced at the biscuit bag again. ”

"Say it quickly, say it quickly, when I'm done, I'll ask Fat Wang to give you all the biscuits. Shen Haoran said eagerly.

"This Huaxia Demon Martial Arts Training Academy, it is the highest institution for the study of demon arts. Its status in the demon world is the same as that of your Peking University Tsinghua University. It has a history of hundreds of years, and it has cultivated a lot of ...... for our demon world."

"Okay, okay, don't say it's useless, get to the point. ”

"Don't worry, there is a special spell department in this Huaxia Demon Cultivation Academy. And this department specializes in obscure spells like the Death Curse. You can go to the head of that department. If it can't solve the death curse of the four-legged demon, then I think this kid can only be a dog for the rest of his life. ”

"Where is this academy?" asked Zhang Jiuling.

"Well, I can't say this, I can't be a traitor to the demon world. Inquire for yourselves. ”

"Aren't you a traitor to the Demon Realm now? Why else would you live with us? Do you think you won't be a traitor if you don't give your address? Will the Demon Realm let you go? If you don't, I'll throw you outside. "Wang Fatzi seems to be a bit of a threat to Buti Ancestor.

"Don't come here, we have an agreement. "Ancestor Buti is in a hurry.

"What kind of deal are you talking to an old liar. Wang Fatzi lifted the birdcage and made the action of throwing the birdcage downstairs.

"Put it down, I said it, can't I say it!"

"Say it quickly. ”

"Tell me all that bag of biscuits. ”

"That's a lot of nonsense, say it quickly. ”

"That academy is, in, near your Sanmao Mountain (live 1), haha, I didn't expect it. ”

Hearing the three words Sanmao Mountain, Wang Fatzi and Zhang Jiuling glanced at each other.

"You're not lying, are you? How could the Academy of the Demon Realm be built near the Three Holy Mountains?Which monster is so bold?"

Anyway, what I said is true, believe it or not. Perhaps the most dangerous place is the safest place that the founders of the college believed. You see, it's been hundreds of years, and it hasn't had any problems, and you Maoshan haven't noticed it, right?"

"If it's really like the demon said that there is a demon academy near the Three Holy Mountains, Dabao, we have to go back. ”

"But senior brother, aren't we going back to find a beating?"

"yes, you two don't have to worry about him. Buti Ancestor pointed at Shen Haoran and said: "He has money, let him find Da Mao and Er Mao." Those two will definitely help him. ”

"What do you say? I don't know what Da Mao or Er Mao, but I only recognize you two. Two masters, how can you say that this four-legged demon also has something to do with you, it was you who didn't catch the demon cleanly, so you let the four-legged demon cast a spell on me, you can't ignore it. ”

"Don't worry, we won't leave this matter alone. Now, this is not your business alone, this is a major matter for the entire Maoshan faction. Dabao, let's leave for Chang'an tomorrow. I'm going to do my homework, so get ready. After Zhang Jiuling finished speaking, he turned around and went back to the room.

Wang Fatzi watched Zhang Jiuling enter the room, and said to himself: "Are you the head or am I the head, how can I listen to you in everything." ”

"Who made you a mallet? nothing. I don't know how your master passed on the master token to you in the first place? It can't be that you stole it, right?" Buti Ancestor had already gotten out of the birdcage and quietly approached the biscuit bag.

"Alas, you said that if I don't let my senior brother go back as the head of the family, I don't know if my senior brother will listen to me. ”

"Don't worry, your senior brother will definitely not listen to you. "Buti Ancestor has already rubbed to the edge of the biscuit bag, and while talking to Wang Fatzi, he is staring at the biscuit bag that Wang Fatzi has placed on the small table. It's waiting for the perfect time for him to come and take the sheep by the way.

"Fatty, tomorrow your senior brother will follow me to find the head of the department. I'll give you more money."

Wang Fatzi sighed and said, "It's not a matter of money or not. Seriously, we'll be in trouble if we go back to Sansheng Mountain. As he spoke, he grabbed the Buti Ancestor who was stealing the biscuits and stuffed it back into the birdcage.

Buti Ancestor shouted, "You said I'll give me cookies if I tell you the address." ”

"What I've said never counts, and you're not unaware. After Wang Fatzi finished speaking, he picked up the biscuit bag and went into the room.

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you leaving?I haven't eaten dinner yet, where will I sleep tonight?" Shen Haoran shouted.

"Come with me, I'll take you there. Buti Old Ancestor winked at Shen Haoran.

An old radish and a golden retriever dog jumped, is there a mistake?

Shen Haoran also felt that this old radish was unreliable, but two minutes later, he believed in the old radish. He saw the old turnip come out of the birdcage again, turned around, and said something muttering, and saw a puff of white smoke rise from the flat ground, and white smoke enveloped his whole body. When the smoke cleared, a little old man in a suit and leather shoes, oily and slippery, appeared in front of Shen Haoran.

Although this little old man is dressed in famous brands and his hair is combed brightly, he always makes people feel that he is a wanted criminal who is ready to commit a crime at any time.

"How's it going?" the voice was from Buti Ancestor.

"How's it becoming? Quickly change me too. Shen Haoran was very excited.

"Hey, hey, awesome, hey, do you have any money? Forget it, you don't have a place to hide your money. ”

"You're going to change me!"

"Isn't your family rich? ”

"If you turn me back, I'll give you money, as much as you want. ”

Buti Ancestor's eyes lit up, and he said to Shen Haoran: "Okay, this is what you said, let's make a decision, and change when we say it." ”

Buti Ancestor recited a mantra, this time Shen Haoran heard it clearly, what Buti Ancestor said was: Creekri, Baba changed. Shen Haoran felt as if he had heard this sentence somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Hey, Lao Bu, why can't you afford to smoke?"

"What's the smoke? It's getting better. ”

"It's getting better, won't it!" Shen Haoran looked at himself. He was still on all fours, lying on his stomach on the ground.

But Shen Haoran has indeed changed, his hands, legs, and torso are all human, and his golden hair is gone, and his whole body is naked.

"What are you doing lying on your stomach? You like to be a dog! Stand up. Buti Old Ancestor stood in front of Shen Haoran with a mirror in his hand. "Snapshot photo, the same as before, isn't it?"

Shen Haoran stood up and looked at the person in the mirror. Ahh

It's amazing! Shen Haoran was so happy that he really wanted to hug Buti Ancestor and kiss him, but looking at the face of the obscene little old man in front of him, Shen Haoran couldn't help it.

"I'll go get you some clothes. With that, the old ancestor of Buti went out of the house.

Shen Haoran continued to look in the mirror, full of emotion.

After a while, Buti Ancestor came back with a few clothes in his hand.

"Put it on, put it on, you can't go out naked. ”

"Why don't you give me clothes to come out, just like you. ”

"Oh, I forgot, add the clothes next time I change them. ”

"Do you want to change back next time?"

"No, no, I mean if you fall under any spell next time, I'll change it for you. ”

"There's no next time, never again. Shen Haoran put on his pants with a determined face.

"Where did you get these pants?" Shen Haoran turned back into a human, but his dog nirvana was retained. He smelled the pants and the garbage heap outside.

"Come on, why do you ask so much. ”

Shen Haoran thought about it, the trash pants are the trash pants, and he will go home after wearing them, he will never deal with any Maoshan faction and your mother again, and today he will treat himself as a nightmare. As soon as he gets home, he wakes up from nightmares. He will live a happy rich second generation life as before. To hell with today.

Shen Haoran pulled the trash pants up hard, but when he mentioned the position of the buttocks, he couldn't lift them, as if something was stuck.

Shen Haoran touched his buttocks, and he touched a fluffy tail. It seems that Shen Haoran's nightmare will continue.

"What's going on, tell me what's going on" Shen Haoran put his tail up and put it on the face of the Ancestor of Buti.

"Hehe, a bit of a rush. "Buti Old Ancestor was talking to Shen Haoran, and he had already helped him stuff his tail into a trouser leg.

"Let's just do it. Let's go, go to your house to get the money first, and then I'll take you to Bundi. ”

"You change me again, change my tail off. ”

"No, use a little less of my mana, and if you change it again, you may become half human and half dog. ”

"When will your mana be restored?"

"24 hours, 24 hours on it. I'll help you change it again tomorrow at this time. Let's go to your house and get the money. ”

"Okay, help me change again tomorrow, don't keep my tail. ”

"Well, okay, okay. Go, take the money and go. ”

"Wait, didn't the fat man just say that the demon world was going to arrest you?

"I just teased him. Besides, at night, the civil servants in the demon world are off work, and whoever is full of food and supports me works overtime in order to catch me, and no one pays overtime. It's okay, it's okay to come back before 12 o'clock. ”

"I always feel like you're hiding something from me. You didn't cheat me, did you?"

"What can I do to you? Gone, gone. You've seen my spells too, don't worry. ”

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PS: Note 1, the real Maoshan is in JS. Because of the needs of the plot, it was written as Maoshan in SX, and it was divided into three Maoshan (there are three peaks in the entire Maoshan Mountain). Sanmaoshan is the seat of the Maoshan faction in this book. For the sake of respect, the people of the Maoshan faction also called Sanmao Mountain the Three Holy Mountains.