Chapter 149: The Jade Emperor is angry
When have so many fairies seen such a big formation, and they are also famous generals in the heavenly realm and the son of the Tota Heavenly King, even if they have the heart to play with them, the rules and regulations of the day are not allowed, after all, the queen mother is a hard-hearted person, knowing that such a thing will inevitably put all these fairies into reincarnation!
And after Wei and Lele saw these panicked running fairies, they all pretended to be very lustful and pounced forward, pounced on a fairy and tore her clothes, and then deliberately let them go, and kept saying: "Come on, what are you ashamed of! If you follow me in the future, I will ensure that you can get ahead in the heavenly realm!"
After a while, Wei and Lele had already torn the clothes of more than a dozen fairies, some of those fairies were squatting on the ground and crying, and some were desperately running out, anyway, as long as they didn't fall into the hands of "Yuan Jing" and "Nezha", it was the best!
But Wei and Lele would not easily give up such a good opportunity, after all, Yaochi is a temple, and under the control of the Queen Mother, there is no ** at all, this opportunity will not let Yaochi and the Queen Mother be ruined, and it is difficult to be worthy of this trip to the Heavenly Realm!
But the wall is not impermeable, I don't know who secretly ran to the Lingxiao Hall to report the Jade Emperor, and at this time, there happened to be no Yuan Jing and Nezha on the Lingxiao Palace, so the framing of the danger and Lele was too smooth!
As soon as the Jade Emperor heard the reports of those fairies on duty, he was so angry that he threw down the twists and turns on several cases, and said loudly: "What a bold man, dare to do anything wrong in my heavenly realm, no matter who you are, I will not spare you!"
As soon as these words came out, King Tota hurriedly knelt down and said: "The Jade Emperor is angry, there must be a secret in this matter, I don't believe that my child would do such a thing!
"Li Jing, you don't have to protect your shortcomings, I not only have to investigate this matter, but also severely punish the traitor!
Li Jing still wanted to say something, at this time, Taishang Laojun hurriedly came to Lingxiao Palace, looked at His Majesty and said, "Your Majesty, be the master of the old minister!"
The Jade Emperor was in an irritable mood, and at this time, Taishang Laojun came to play the book again, so he was in no mood and said: "If there is anything to say, I don't have time to care about your trivial things!"
"Your Majesty, it's not a trivial matter, Yuan Jing and Nezha just went to Tushi Palace and not only robbed me of the elixir, but also knocked me unconscious!
The Jade Emperor hurriedly came down from the Lingxiao Palace, looked at Taishang Laojun and said, "What? There is such a thing? It's the other way around, it's against him!"
Li Jing hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Jade Emperor, Xiao'er is at odds with Yuan Jing, I'm afraid today's matter won't be so simple!"
"That's enough, Li Jing! There's nothing to do with you here, get out of here for me!"
Then the Jade Emperor looked at the gods who were talking about so much and said, "Don't say anything! Whoever goes and arrests Yuan Jing and Nezha for me! I will severely punish these two traitors!"
Taibai walked up and looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "The Jade Emperor is angry, I'll go and call Yuan Jing and Nezha and ask them on the spot!"
"Go!" shouted the Jade Emperor!
At this time, why Lele was enjoying himself in the Yao Pond, Wei suddenly heard a lot of movement outside, so Wei hurriedly looked at Lele and said: "Hurry up and turn some fairies into zombies and leave here, let's go somewhere else to make trouble, I believe that at this time, the drought has already reached the prison, we just need to play for a while, and when the drought fish rescues Hou Qing, we don't have to do such an unseemly nonsense!"
Lele nodded, and quickly cleaned up and slipped out!
Lele and Wei walked while avoiding those officials and fairies, and after a while they came to the mansion of Erlang God Yang Jian, Wei looked at Lele and said: "After a while, I will become Yang Jian and enter his mansion to play, according to legend, Yang Jian has collected a lot of treasures!"
Lele looked at Wei and said, "Then what should I do? I haven't seen him again!"
"You're still Nezha!" Wei said and turned into Yang Jian, and then directly pulled Lele into Yang Jian's mansion!
The two of them went in to take a look, and it was really magnificent, but it was empty inside, and there was no official or fairy, after all, Yang Jian had been in the lower realm for so long, and it was normal for this place to be desolate!
But suddenly, the bird flew down from the sky, and when he saw "Yang Jian", he pounced, and "Yang Jian" hurriedly dodged in a panic, but it was still not as fast as the bird's attack, and he was accidentally pecked in the face!
Wei looked at the flying bird for a while before he remembered, it turned out that this was Yang Jian's Sky Fighting Eagle, Yang Jian only took away the Roaring Sky Dog after the lower realm, and did not take away the Sky Fighting Eagle, and both the Sky Eagle and the Sky Dog knew that they were familiar with Yang Jian's breath, so the Sky Eagle knew that Yang Jian, who was dangerous, was fake, so he pounced!
Wei quickly turned into the original look, looked at the sky eagle and said: "Your master has not wanted you for many years, you still remember your master's smell, sure enough, it is a good eagle, I think you might as well follow me, I can't bear to leave you!"
Unexpectedly, the sky eagle screamed in despair, and flew away with its wings!
Lele looked at the danger and said, "It seems that this eagle still thinks about Yang Jian in his heart!"
"Of course, beasts and people have been together for a long time, they are closer than relatives, it is your silver wolf, if one day you don't want it, it will also be sad!"
"Beasts are still affectionate and righteous, but the people in the Six Realms are selfish and selfish!"
"Alright, don't talk about it, let's go!
Lele looked at the heavenly soldiers in the distance and said to Wei: "It's all this time, isn't it time for the heavenly soldiers we just turned them into zombies!"
"yes, it's time to act!"
"So where are we going now?"
"Thirty-six palaces and seventy-two halls above this heavenly realm, and there are all kinds of animals in this heavenly court except pigs!"
"You mean, we go to those places where animals are raised"
"That's right, let's go! but this time I'm going to have a different identity."
Wei and Lele took the clouds after a while and came to the Breeding Palace! There are chickens, ducks, geese and everything in this Breeding Palace! At first glance, it is really no different from the breeding farm of the human world!
Wei and Lele became the two Jade Emperor's side of the officer, where did the junior official in the palace know the people around the Jade Emperor, Wei and Lele conjured up a token for the breeding officer, the little official didn't know what the Jade Emperor's token looked like, anyway, when he saw the unknown officer and token, he felt that it must be the meat of some animal that the Jade Emperor wanted to eat, and those little officials were quite excited!
After all, if you behave well, you will be promoted, even if you don't get promoted and leave this breeding circle!
So those petty officials hurriedly served tea and water, and one boldly looked at Wei and asked: "Shangxian is not a frequent visitor, I don't know what advice you have when you come to this breeding circle this time?"
"I don't dare to give advice, but we are acting on orders!" Wei said in a pitiful tone.
The little official saw the helpless look on his face, so he cautiously asked, "I don't know what the immortal is ordered to do?"
"Alas, you don't know, although I have the token of the Jade Emperor in my hand, I didn't come on the orders of the Jade Emperor!"
"That's the Queen Mother?" guessed the little official.
"No! I'll tell you the truth, do you know the Yuan Jing God of War and the third prince of Nezha?"
"I can't talk about acquaintance, but I've heard of the names of two immortals!"
"We, we came on their orders! The last time the Jade Emperor was drinking, we saw that the Jade Emperor was drunk, and we had never tasted the Jade Dew Elixir, and we were greedy for a cup for a while, so the two of us secretly drank a pot of wine from the Jade Emperor, but we were inadvertently seen by Yuan Jing and Nezha, so we hurriedly begged for mercy, after all, who wants to be driven out of the Nether Reincarnation! This time, too, the two of them were drunk and had to say what kind of roast pig to eat!Oh my God, you don't know where there are pigs in the heavenly realm, but you don't dare to offend them, so the two of us came to you to see if we can help us get this through!" Wei pretended to be sad and said.
Lele continued: "Don't worry, the Jade Emperor doesn't know about this, Yuan Jing and Nezha said, as long as you help them get a roast pig, no matter who it is, they will be promoted tomorrow, then you see if you have any way, after the matter is completed, we can explain it to Yuan Jing and Nezha, and you can do it then."
When the junior official heard this, he laughed happily, looked at Wei and Lele and said, "After the matter is completed, do you really want to ensure that I am promoted and leave here?"
"Don't worry, as long as you can help me get through this difficult time, we will guarantee your promotion!" Wei said with a pat on his chest.
"Okay, wrap it up on me, I'll bring someone to the lower realm to get a roast pig up, we are the closest to the human realm here, we can come back in a while, you wait for a while!"
"Okay, that's going to be too much trouble for you!" said Lele Zuoyi.
Then the petty officer rushed to the human realm with two retinues!
Lele looked at the junior official who was leaving and said, "Why do we have to pretend like this, just knock them out and let the livestock out!"
"Then who went to the Jade Emperor to complain?"
Lele stopped talking, and walked in directly with Wei!
Wei and Lele returned to their original appearance, looking at those chickens, ducks, geese, cows and sheep, Lele looked at Wei with a smile and said, "What are we going to put out?"
"No, not all, although there are many kinds of livestock raised here, but some of them have become sperm, and it is easy to have an accident if they are all released, and if this refined livestock becomes an obstacle to us afterwards, it will be very unfavorable to us! We just need to release the chickens, ducks, geese, cows and sheep! Leave the rest alone!"
Then Lele and Wei walked to the place where the chickens were raised, and looked at the sign that read: Red-breasted field chicken, purple water chicken, meat weeping wheat chicken, red-legged spotted chicken, white-throated spotted chicken, etc., a total of 23,500!
Wei walked into the duck breeding pen, and it read: Red-headed Pochard, Crested Pochard, Shelduck, Pintail Duck, Spoonbill, Mallard, etc., a total of 37,800 ducks!
Then I saw that the geese's breeding pen was written: 5,500 lion-headed geese, open-eyed geese, etc.!
There are 19,000 cattle and sheep in the breeding pen, including cattle, buffaloes, yaks, sheep, goats, yellow sheep, antelopes, and green sheep!
Wei and Lele opened the doors of these breeding pens, and then entered the breeding pens to drive these things out, and after a while, the entire heavenly realm was full of chickens and ducks flying around, and cattle and sheep were colliding!
Wei and Lele hurriedly left here and came to the prison!
When the Jade Emperor saw this scene, Yuan Jing and Nezha hadn't found it yet, and all the chickens and ducks were released, so he couldn't help but sit on the Lingxiao Hall and said loudly: "Who is so bold! What the hell is going on!"