Chapter 148: Ascending to the Heavenly Realm Again
After Wei and Lele walked into the enlightened gate, they slipped in from the side, looking at the current heavenly court, the guards were so strict, Wei and Lele thought of a way, so Wei and Lele changed, one became Yuan Jing, the other became Nezha, and the two walked on the road to the heavenly realm, attracting a burst of surprised eyes!
Because Yuan Jing and Nezha have always been at odds! Everyone in the heavenly realm knows about it, and Wei and Lele don't know it.
The patrolmen who came and went saw Yuan Jing and Nezha and said in unison: "Yuan Jing is a good god of war, Nezha is a good third prince!"
Wei nodded, didn't speak, and Lele, who had become Nezha, said very uncomfortably: "Why doesn't this Nezha have any status in the heavenly realm!"
"Because of me, since the Heavenly Realm has me, the god of war, where can you still have the status of you little immortals!" said with a laugh.
Lele glanced at Wei and said, "The old rule, let's turn those patrolling teams into zombies first, and then we will make trouble everywhere as Yuan Jing and Nezha, and once again stir up the heavenly realm!"
"Okay, it's better like this, let's compete, one person bites a team of heavenly soldiers, and whoever turns them all into zombies first wins!"
"What's the good of winning?"
"If you win, I'll find you two little daughters-in-law in the Ten Thousand Year Demon Realm and the Demon Realm!
Lele asked curiously, "What conditions?" I clearly know that you are breezy with both sleeves. ”
"Why, you don't dare bet with me?"
"How is it possible, but I already have a wish, and I don't want a good girl in my eyes!"
"Haha, if a man doesn't have three wives and four concubines, is he still a man!"
"Alright, let's get started!"
Then Wei and Lele found a team of heavenly soldiers and quickly turned them into zombies, but they didn't expect Wei to lose!
Lele looked at Wei and said: "I sympathize with people, so I may lose to you, but they are the most annoying soldiers all day long, and their blood has enough power, so I won't let you!"
Wei smiled lightly and replied: "It's okay, I'm afraid you won't suck their blood! Okay, I owe you two daughters-in-law!"
Lele and Wei looked at each other and smiled, and left!
But in Lele's team, there was a heavenly soldier who did not die, and was now struggling to move forward on his stomach
Wei and Lele walked and walked, looked up, and suddenly came to Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace, Wei looked at Lele and said: "Back then, Sun Wukong ate Taishang Laojun's elixir and became invincible in the world, do you want to taste the elixir?"
"Come on, with our little ability, I'm afraid we can't even get close to Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace, that gossip furnace is left by Fuxi, Sun Wukong is not afraid, we are zombies!
"Lele, I said when did you become so timid, there are always more ways than difficulties, as long as you want to eat, isn't there a way?Not to mention that we are not zombies now, I am Yuan Jing, you are Nezha!"
"And what do you want?"
"Look at me!" Wei smiled lightly and walked into the Tushi Palace!
As soon as Taishang Laojun saw "Yuan Jing" coming to Tushi Palace, he hurriedly came out to greet him, looked at the haggard face of "Yuan Jing" and said, "Yuan Jing, are you feeling better?" Do you still want some elixir to replenish your body?"
When Wei heard this, Yuan Jing needed the elixir, could it be that Yuan Jing was injured? If this was the case, it would be great! Wei quickly pretended to hold his chest and said: "Alas, my chest is getting more and more painful, and I don't know what to do! I had no choice but to enter Lao Jun's Tushi Palace!"
"You, don't be so anxious to practice, and my elixir can only play an auxiliary role, not get rid of your demons. Therefore, after eating my elixir, you still have to rely on your own good luck to heal your wounds!" Taishang Laojun looked at "Yuan Jing" and said with concern.
Wei looked at Taishang Laojun and said: "Don't worry, I have relied on Nezha to heal my injuries recently, but I didn't expect that my demon is too powerful, and I am tired of Brother Nezha!"
Taishang Laojun saw "Nezha" coming in, and then looked at "Yuan Jing", and asked with a puzzled expression on his face: "Yuan Jing, haven't you and Nezha always been at odds, what's the matter now?"
When Wei heard this, he remembered why those patrolling heavenly soldiers and generals just now looked at him like that, it turned out that Yuan Jing and Nezha were not in harmony, so in this way, it would be more fun! Wei looked at Taishang Laojun and said: "Lao Jun doesn't know, I have already reconciled with Brother Nezha, after all, it is not appropriate to settle the dispute, and besides, we are all for the heavenly realm, there is no need to be so red-faced!"
Lao Jun laughed, looked at Yuan Jing and said: "That's right, the heavenly realm is originally a family, I am really happy to see you reconciled, come, I don't have to go to Lingxiao Hall to discuss matters today, you accompany me to drink two cups!"
But the terrifying light emitted by the gossip furnace made Wei and Lele dizzy for a while, and sweating profusely, Wei hurriedly walked out of the hall and said: "Laojun, there is a gossip furnace in your palace, it is extremely stuffy, and I have internal injuries now, it is really not suitable to drink, I think it is better to do this, wait for my injury to heal another day, I will definitely accompany Laojun to drink enough!"
"Okay, 'Yuan Jing', you have a lot of reasons!" Then Taishang Laojun took out a purple gold gourd from his sleeve and poured out the elixir and said: "Come, I will give you an elixir by yourself, after you take it, have good luck, recuperate yourself, I believe it will be fine soon!"
Lele looked at Taishang Laojun's purple gold gourd and said, "Laojun, no wonder you dare to carry this elixir with you, it turns out that you only brought this one gourd!"
Taishang Laojun laughed, looked at "Nezha" and said: "'Little Nezha' you don't know, don't look at my purple gold gourd is small, this gourd is hidden in the mystery, this purple gold gourd is divided into five parts: gold, wood, water, fire and earth, the purpose of each part and the number of elixirs are not the same, this purple gourd contains nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine elixirs! Give one to each of the two of you, I have 9,997 here!"
"I didn't expect your gourd to be so magical!" Lele said as he looked at the gourd.
"That's natural, since the last time that monkey stole my elixir, I have been refining it day and night, and now the number of elixirs in my palace is a lot!" Taishang Laojun said proudly.
Wei looked at Taishang Laojun's elixir and asked: "Laojun, although you have a lot of gourd elixirs, and they are divided into five parts: gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, how do you know what the effects of those elixirs are!"
"It's not simple, each part of this purple gold gourd has a different effect, this elixir for you is the golden part, which is full of healing elixirs! And the wood part is to improve the power, the water part is to heal the disease, the fire part is to prolong life, and the soil part is a little transformed!" Taishang Laojun took the purple gold gourd and explained carefully.
Lele and Wei looked at each other and smiled and said, "Laojun, you see that you have so many elixirs, why don't you give us this gourd elixir!"
"Hahaha, you two boys!" Taishang Laojun said with a smile and pointed to "Yuan Jing" and "Nezha". Then Taishang Laojun suddenly changed his attitude and said: "I know that you two boys are not easy and kind, my gourd elixir has also been practiced for thousands of years, and I will give it to you when I say it, you think it is so easy!"
Wei He Lele was scolded by the split, and suddenly didn't know what to say, at this time Taishang Laojun said again: "For the sake of the two of you being reconciled, I will give you a skill improvement by myself! This is already calculated! Don't think about those unrealistic things anymore!"
Without waiting for Taishang Laojun to pour out the elixir, Wei walked behind Taishang Laojun and said, "Laojun, do you know that I have a big shortcoming?"
"What are the drawbacks?"
"It's what I want, and I want it anyway!"
Taishang Laojun hurriedly looked back at "Yuan Jing" and said, "What do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? Laojun, you have to remember, I'm Yuan Jing, I want the elixir!" After Wei finished speaking, he punched Taishang Laojun in the head, and poor Taishang Laojun didn't know what was going on, so he slowly fell down!
Lele hurriedly took the purple gold gourd from Taishang Laojun's hand, looked at Wei and said, "There are still a lot of elixirs in his hall, should we go in and get some more?"
"If you want to go, I'm not going anyway! Be a man and know how to be content!" Wei took the gourd in Lele's hand and said: "These elixirs are not easy in our hands now!
"Okay, so where do you go next?"
Wei said with a treacherous smile: "Where there are many fairies, we will go where to toss, anyway, this is not my family, what's wrong with him!"
Then "Yuan Jing" and "Nezha" came to Yao Chi together!
When he came to the outside of Yaochi, suddenly two officers on duty stopped "Yuan Jing" and "Nezha" and said: "Yuan Jing God of War, Nezha Third Prince, Queen Mother and Jade Emperor are in Lingxiao Hall at this time, please stay, outsiders are not allowed to enter here!"
Wei looked at the two officials on duty and said, "The Queen Mother sent us to get something!"
"Then please show the token of the Jade Emperor or the message of the Queen Mother!"
Wei looked at Lele and whispered, "One for each person!"
Then Wei and Lele took the hand of a duty officer and said, "Come here, I'll show you the token!"
Then the two officers on duty were sucked to death by Wei and Lele!
Wei and Lele turned the two officers on duty into zombies and continued to guard outside the Yao Chi, and then walked in! There is usually no male in this Yao Chi, only those maids and dancing girls and fairies.
"Yuan Jing" and "Nezha" walked in, looked at Lele and said, "Do you know what we are doing here?"
"I don't know, it's not here to tease these fairies!"
"Hahaha, you are really smart, anyway, now the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are discussing in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and there is no one to take care of here, so when you see those delicious and delicious drinks, you can eat them if you want, and if you don't want to eat, you can drink some wine and pretend to be drunk, and then tease those fairies to your heart's content, as long as you can make Yuan Jing's reputation stink, you can do anything!"
Lele said hesitantly: "I'm afraid it's not good, I already have a wish!"
Unexpectedly, Wei said a little angrily: "Lele, you are standing here now to distinguish between priorities and priorities, don't forget the purpose of your coming here, don't forget your biggest enemy, even if you are your woman, then you must focus on the major events of the first corpse world, don't let the love of children hinder your progress!"
Lele looked at the fairies stupidly, and whispered: "I know, time is running out, let's start!"
Then "Yuan Jing" and "Nezha" pounced on the fairies in the Yao Pond like hungry wolves!