Volume 1: Mortal Experiences Chapter 14: The Magic Phone Transmits Memory
Chapter 14: The magic phone transmits memories
"By the way, if it's so easy to enter, then wouldn't others be able to come in?" Ah Ren asked a very crucial question.
The strange bird said very confidently: "Don't worry, others can't enter, you mortal world, only you have my smell on you, so this shuttle door has no restrictions on you and me, others can't enter, I can swear to you with my life!"
"Although your life is not very valuable, I still choose to believe you this time!" Ah Ren was afraid that the strange bird would make a fart again, and after reciting the mantra, he flashed out of the jade pendant.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was still lying on the bed and did not move, "Hey! It's amazing, it seems that this strange bird is indeed a little capable!" It was only at this moment that he had a trace of admiration for the strange bird, which is what a god should do. Ah Ren quickly got out of bed, put all the remaining beer into the plastic bag and whispered: "Fairy open the door" and entered the jade pendant again.
"How about the doll, isn't it?" said the strange bird with a smug expression.
"If you want to continue drinking beer, don't show off, otherwise..."Ah Ren opened a beer lid and took several sips.
"Stop, didn't you get it for me, you are not allowed to drink!"
The strange bird was more than ten times smaller than Ah Ren, and he stood anxiously to the side and jumped to his feet.
"Who is rare to rob you, drink it quickly, I should go out after drinking!" Ah Ren took two sips, drank a bottle of beer and lay on the ground, used the wine bottle as a pillow and began to pretend to sleep.
Ah Ren was waiting for the strange bird to tell himself everything it saw on the earth after drinking, and waited and waited, but heard the sound of snoring, Ah Ren turned his head to look, and almost turned his back on his breath, this strange bird is not reliable, it is actually asleep.
"Hey, you dead bird, you're too untrustworthy, are you, you're getting drunk now?" Ah Ren felt that the strange bird was as light as a leather ball, and it was not as hard as before after kicking it a few times.
"Well, Sister Baihua, don't go, let your gray bird brother smell your fragrance again!"
The strange bird's expression is really unbeatable, and it will hold Ah Ren's calf and mumble, with a look of enjoyment.
"Hmm, Sister Baihua, why did the smell on your body change?"
The strange bird hugged Ah Ren's feet and sniffed hard, and suddenly couldn't help but open the bird's eyes, and saw Ah Ren stripped off his shoes and socks, and put a stinky foot to his mouth, and suddenly couldn't help but exclaim: "Ahh
The two of them really wasted a lot of time in this toss, and when the strange bird woke up, Ah Ren stopped messing around, and asked the subject directly, although the strange bird was reluctant, but still didn't know where to conjure up a white rectangular artifact.
"What is this?" Ah Ren took it in his hand and flipped it over and over again, but he didn't understand.
"This is a mobile phone from their time, how about it, it looks good, isn't it? Hey! Don't look at me like that, I really picked it up!" added the strange bird without three hundred taels of silver.
"The devil believes you!"
Ah Ren no longer pays attention to the strange bird, as long as he knows that this is a mobile phone, at least it won't hurt people, Ah Ren looked at it while studying, and after more than an hour, he said to the strange bird with a happy face: "The people of that earth are really powerful, this is the thinnest, most exquisite, and the best sound and picture quality mobile phone I have ever seen, and there are not only games on it, but also some browsers, can this mobile phone still be able to access the Internet?"
The strange bird shook his head and said: "I don't know this, I didn't know how to use this mobile phone when I picked it up, so I secretly observed others, and listened to them say: If there is anything you don't understand, use the mobile phone to check, and also say that a signal is good or something, in short, this mobile phone is omnipotent in their time, I know so much;
"Portrait?"
Ah Ren looked at it for a while and understood, the portrait that the strange bird was referring to was a photo, but the photo taken by this mobile phone was really clear, and no matter how much research and development he was in in this era, it was impossible to produce such a good effect, it was really magical.
"Okay, I promise you, the portrait won't be lost for you, I took this phone, and I'll return it to you after I've studied it. Isn't there anything else? You won't just want to send me away with just a mobile phone?" Ah Ren asked the strange bird with the intention of having dates and not having dates.
"Hey, you little ghost, I really can't hide anything from you, oh, and then!" he said, throwing another thing.
"What is this?"
Ah Ren turned out to be a soft thing, and it looked familiar in his hand, but since the strange bird was a treasure, it must be of some great use.
"I haven't studied it thoroughly, but I see that many women have it, saying that it is used to stop bleeding, and it can be used day and night, and said that with it I am no longer afraid of the eldest aunt, I heard that it is called bread, and I have another woman who used it, and I picked it up, if you want it, I will give it to you!" The strange bird smiled evilly, and took out another one of the same things as if it was a trick.
"Gross!"
Ah Ren almost vomited when he heard this, and hurriedly threw this thing back into the hands of the strange bird, and shouted angrily: "I'll go to your sister's aunt, return the bread, you keep it for yourself, don't fucking tell others that you know me!"
"Bread opens!"
Ah Ren wanted to leave this place of right and wrong quickly, and after shouting a verbal decision, he stabbed out.
With a bang, at the same speed as leaving, Ah Ren was bounced back again.
Seeing this, the strange bird hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Are you okay doll?"
"Don't come here!"
Ah Ren covered the blood on his head with one hand, blocked the strange bird from approaching him with the other, and said to himself: "Why doesn't the mantra work?"
"It's the fairy who opened the door!" said the strange bird helplessly.
"What did I just say?" said Ren, a little confused.
"You just said bread opening the door!"
"Damn, don't tell anyone!"
"I can't fucking get out, who can I tell, what the hell is this bread, why do you hear him so excited, can you eat it?" asked the strange bird with a puzzled expression.
"Gross!"
Ah Ren really spit it out this time, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand: "Can... You can eat it, you can eat it slowly, I'm leaving!"
"Bread open,,, Oops, fuck your bread. Open the door!"
Ah Ren was sure that this time he really opened the door, and he plunged out again, leaving the strange bird there with the "bread" and slowly studying.
With this little episode, Ah Ren put his mind at ease, at least the strange bird has been "resurrected" again, and he has a lot of confidence, although this strange bird has no mana now, and it can't help him much, but the bad guy is also a god from the sky, and the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse, how much can make him feel at ease, not to mention that the current strange bird is still a grasshopper in the same boat as himself, and he is happy to think about it.
Ah Ren first studied the mobile phone after coming out of the jade pendant, and for some reason, while Ah Ren was studying the mobile phone, it seemed that this spiritual mobile phone was also injecting some knowledge into Ah Ren's mind that was not available in this era, or experience.
At this time, if an outsider looks at it, they will think that they have seen a ghost, only to see some strange words in this mobile phone automatically float out, and all the little thing left flew into Ah Ren's head, and Ah Ren did not feel anything about all this, and after about a quarter of an hour, the vision stopped.
Ah Ren only felt that he instantly had a lot of knowledge in his mind that he didn't know before, Ah Ren guessed that maybe it was because this mobile phone came from the earth, and after passing through the hands of the freak of the strange bird, some memories remained on the mobile phone... Or it can be understood that this mobile phone has transmitted all the history and current events on the earth to Ah Ren's head.
Ah Ren feels as if he is more powerful than an old expert who is very good at all aspects, especially in the judgment of the current situation, the inheritance of culture, the use of economy, and the difficulties of survival, etc., have some new experiences.
This feeling is like overnight, knowing everything about the earth, this feeling makes Ah Ren ecstatic, what kind of concept is this? It's like traveling through another era, and I know everything in that era, so wouldn't it be easier for me to survive in this era?
After thinking about it for a long time, Ah Ren decided to verify the "memories" he had obtained to see if the laws of survival on earth were the same or similar to today's society.
Today is the weekend, the other three people in the dormitory are in an unimaginable sleeping position with the Zhou Convention, Ah Ren got up and simply washed up and walked out of the dormitory, first went around the school, familiarized himself with the environment, ate something in the cafeteria at noon, and provoked many senior sisters to come up to talk, Ah Ren did not refuse, but there was something important to do today, so he left the school after a few words of greeting with everyone.
Out of the school gate, straight to the west, Ah Ren remembered that when he came back with Chen Jie yesterday, he passed by a new community that had just been handed over, called "Xintiandi Garden", which has multiple floors, and there are also bungalows, looking at the environment is very good, when he came back yesterday, Ah Ren planned to come and see it today, if the price is right, buy a house here, no matter what age, the house is worth preserving, and you can live in peace.
Xintiandi Garden is built by the largest real estate developer in Huaxia, covering a large area, the roads are also very wide, there is a lot of greenery, there are also a variety of fitness equipment, squares, gardens, kindergartens, primary schools, supermarkets, health centers and so on, which are very suitable for living.
Ah Ren walked to the sales office of Xintiandi Garden, and there was a very slender and beautiful welcome lady standing at the door to open the door, and said respectfully: "Hello sir, welcome to Xintiandi Garden, please inside!"
It is the first time for Ah Ren to see such a high-end and atmospheric welcome ceremony, and it is also the first time to enter such a high-end building room, but there is no trace of tension in his heart, jokes, he is also a person with superpowers, although the source is not very glorious, but after all, he has more skills than ordinary people, but he doesn't know how to use it, and when he learns it, what are these things.
Ah Ren enlightened himself and slowly walked inside, there is a large mold tray in the middle of the sales office, the buildings on it are lifelike, the greenery, rivers, streets, and pedestrians are all made like the real thing, so that Ah Ren has an urge to touch it.
"Hello this classmate!"
Just when Ah Ren was stunned, a sales lady walked over, wearing a professional suit with a pink shirt, a short black skirt with sexy black stockings, small high heels, and a red and white silk scarf for flight attendants, her hair was simply tied back, leaving a strand of bangs, giving people a feeling of beauty, generosity and capability, even Ah Ren couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, it was too tempting... If Su Qing and Zhao Min are the kind of green apples, and Chen Jie is the golden duck pear that is about to be picked, then this sales lady is undoubtedly a plump peach, which seems to be able to come out of the water with a light touch, which makes people salivate.