Chapter 13: The Road is One Foot High

The strange bird ignored Ah Ren's ugly face, rolled there and laughed, and did not forget to laugh at Ah Ren: "I sucked it all in, haha, little ghost, you are too funny!"

The strange bird laughed wildly for about a quarter of an hour, and when he saw Ah Rentie looking at him with a blue face, he waved his wings a little wryly and said: "However, don't be embarrassed, Grandpa Gray Bird's fart is not something you can smell if you want to, besides, you don't have anything left, poof... Hahaha..."The strange bird didn't hold back again, and lay on the ground again and laughed.

Ah Ren walked up with a brisk step, kicked out towards the strange bird, and scolded while kicking: "You flat-haired beast, you dare to laugh at the master if you have no mana, see if the master doesn't cramp and peel your skin, feed the meat to the dog, feed the blood to the dog, and feed the bones to the dog!"

"Why are they all dogs?"

To say that the strange bird is indeed a strange thing, a heavenly immortal, and a doll in the mortal world are actually struggling with each other.

Ah Ren said angrily: "Because I think you are dirty, and dogs like to eat the smell of the most!"

"Heh, it seems that your Grandpa Gray Bird is not threatening, and you really treat me as a sick cat!"

The strange bird stood up with high spirits, fluttered its wings, and then recited a mantra in its mouth, pointing at Ah Ren and shouting: "Qiankun is hidden in his sleeve, pour it for me!"

"Pour it for me..."

"Pour it for me..."

Ah Ren hugged his arms and watched the strange bird make a fool of himself, and after shouting three times in a row, the strange bird finally gave up: "Okay, I admit it, I have been hiding in your broken jade pendant for more than three years, and I really haven't recovered any mana, not only that, but I can't come out again, you have called me several times before, I can hear it, but I just can't respond, this time it's because you drank beer, I sensed it in the jade pendant, so I tried to refine a little bit, so I can bring you to this jade pendant, otherwise, I'm afraid I will suffocate in this broken jade pendant!"

"This is actually my jade pendant?"

Ah Ren looked left and right with a surprised expression: "So big?"

"Boy, don't sit here and watch the sky, when your gray bird grandfather's mana recovers, I'll just turn a storage bag for you, it's sparse hundreds of times bigger than this!"

"Blow again!"

Ah Ren looked disdainful.

"You... Well, there will be a day when you believe. By the way, doll, you sniffed my fart.. Oh no, you've got my mana inheritance, you can see at night, and you can remember it, so what are you doing now?"

"I'm reading!"

"Reading, what's that?" the strange bird looked dazed.

Reading is reading, Ah Ren wanted to try to explain, but found that only reading is the most appropriate way to explain reading.

The strange bird shook his head and said, "I don't understand, can I eat it as a meal?"

"Can't!"

"Can you get a pretty fairy?"

"Can't!"

"Can you soar to become an immortal?"

"Not even more!" Ah Ren was a little speechless, is this strange bird missing roots?

"This can't be, that can't, then you're still reading a fart, wasting my ass for nothing!"

The strange bird looked at Ah Ren like he was looking at an idiot.

Ah Ren angrily said to the strange bird: "Don't mention the word fart to me, otherwise the master will let you stay in this jade pendant for the rest of your life!"

"Okay, good, good! If you have something to discuss, I won't mention it, I won't mention it, hehe!"

The strange bird is also an undisciplined thing, and when he heard that there was room for relaxation in Ah Ren's words, he hurriedly stepped forward to curry favor.

Ah Ren was deflated, and when he saw the flattering expression on the strange bird's side, he asked the strange bird, "Then what do you say I should do?"

"You ask me?"

The strange bird pointed at himself, pondered for a moment, and continued in a pretended deep voice: "It depends on what you want to do.

Ah Ren crooked his little neck and thought for a while and said: "I want to have a lot of money, I want to be a big hero in this world, I want to marry ten or eight daughters-in-law who are as beautiful as flowers, I want to be respected by the people of the whole country, and I want to..."

"Stop, stinky boy, I have a lot of ambitions, but none of them seem to me to be successful!"

Ah Ren was stunned and asked, "None of these are successful?" Okay, since it doesn't work, you can help me achieve one or two first!"

"Didn't I tell you, I don't have mana now, but you have already obtained a trace of my aura, why don't you use it, it's also immortal breath!"

Ah Ren also said with some sorrow: "I also want to use these two superpowers to do something, but unfortunately in the end, I just raised my studies, and I jumped many levels, which saved me a lot of time, and I didn't think of any other way out." However, I made some money by trading stocks, and I don't know if it's a matter of luck or this superpower?"

The strange bird grinned and said, "Well, you can see, you are indeed stupid." I used to do this when I was in heaven, and if I can't, you can peek at the woman taking a bath, and threaten her, and you can get some fairy coins anyway, and it's much better than reading this Rausch book here, and it seems to me that it's a waste of time!"

Ah Ren looked at the strange bird with a look of contempt and appreciation, and said disdainfully: "I really can't imagine that a character like yours, oh no, it's a bird character, how can you become an immortal?"

"Cut, little ghost, your gray bird grandfather is a big man who is admired in the sky, and now it falls into the hands of your little ghost, it is really a down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken, if it weren't for the fact that you saved my life, I want to repay you for your sake, you gray bird grandfather I have already left, hum, still here by your little ghost's bird anger!"

After the strange bird finished speaking, don't look over, with a look of grievance.

"So, or have I wronged you?" asked Ah Ren as he leaned in.

"Of course, I'm just your Grandpa Gray Bird, I have a good temper, if I met other immortals, I would have taken away from you a long time ago, and it's not impossible to go to heaven again with your skin, although you Grandpa Gray Bird, I like to tease fairies and peek at those goddesses taking a bath, but my character is quite good, otherwise King Tota would have accepted me to do it, cough cough... Will you bow down to me?"

The more the strange bird talked, the more outrageous it became, and he directly became Li Jing's brother.

"What, are you the brother of King Tota?" said Aren, looking surprised.

"How's it going, are you scared?" the strange bird looked smug.

"I don't know!"

Ah Ren choked the strange bird and wanted to get out of this jade pendant, looking around to find the exit.

Eh, the strange bird is really speechless this time, this little ghost is soft and hard and doesn't eat, it seems that he has to put some blood on it, otherwise, he really has to be trapped in this aggrieved jade pendant, and he is annoyed to death, "Little ghost, it's not that I can't promise you these conditions, but you have to promise your gray bird grandpa some conditions, otherwise I'd rather be trapped here!"

"Oh, old fairy, you see what you said, we are now a family, don't we, old fairy, even mention it, as long as you don't want my life, I will do it all for you!"

Huh, this little ghost, feelings are waiting for me here, look at his shameless energy, really fucking follow himself!

The strange bird didn't bother to pay attention to Ah Ren's little slippery head, cleared his throat and said: "Although I don't know what the use of your reading is, I think you humans have their own laws of human survival, maybe your reading is the same as our cultivation of immortals, so I won't ask more." In the past, I not only peeked at the fairies taking a bath, but I also looked at you mortal people in the "dust mirror", I know that a planet far away from you is called the earth, and the people there are the same as you, they also have no mana, and the laws of survival are exactly the same, but their years are a few years faster than yours, and once I followed the Lord... Follow me to the earth with my brother to collect incense for the Jade Emperor..."

"What? You were able to come to our mortal world before, according to your temperament..."Ah Ren interrupted the strange bird's narration with a look of surprise.

"Don't interrupt me! When we come to the mortal world, we can only go to the temple to collect those incense, and we can't do anything else, because our words and deeds are monitored by the "dust mirror", understand?"

It was rare for the strange bird to be so serious, and he ignored Ah Ren's disdainful eyes, and continued: "But I see that the people there have developed much better than you, although I have not been able to come out in the past three years, but I have also understood the world in your jade pendant, compared to the development on the earth, your people here are far behind, if you can bring some things from that world to this world, then do you still have to worry about money? As for how many wives you want to marry, as far as I know, there is no restriction on marrying wives in your Diyuan Continent, right?" Besides, being a hero, hehe, in my opinion, it's not bullshit. "No matter how invincible the mortal world is, you can only be an ant in the sky", if you want to be a hero, you will go to the sky to be a hero, and being a hero in the mortal world is a fart!"

"You say 'fart' to me again, look at my Scud......."

After the strange bird was kicked out by Ah Ren again, the strange bird no longer dared to show off, and under Ah Ren's fierce eyes, he hurriedly said: "I swear, never say that word again, my body has not recovered well now, don't kick me, otherwise, I will never help you again!"

Ah Ren was a little unbearable when he saw the aggrieved expression of the strange bird, but he still pretended to be indifferent on his face: "You just said so much, it's useless for me to fart!"

"Na! This time this word is not what I said, the strange bird jumped a few feet away, pointed at Ah Ren and said!

Ah Ren was taken aback by the strange bird's action, and then reacted, and couldn't help but tease: "Are you really a god in the sky?

"Boy, don't talk nonsense, insult my heavenly court!" the strange bird seemed a little excited about Ah Ren's random speculation.

"Okay, okay, okay, stop, old fairy, then please tell me what is the 'earth' you are talking about that we don't have here, and I can follow suit and set a precedent!"

The strange bird squinted his eyes and said nothing.

"Old fairy, Grandpa Greybird?"

Ah Ren was softer than he spoke.

The strange bird turned his back to his body and said without looking back: "I'm thirsty, I don't have the strength to speak!"

"There's no water here?" Ah Ren looked around, and there was indeed nothing here.

"I'll send you out, you bring some beer in!" said the strange bird as he turned his head and wiped the corners of his mouth to Ah Ren.

"Okay, send me out!" Ah Ren didn't want to waste time in this indifferent link, and got up to leave.

The strange bird stretched out his wings, pinched a trick, and said to Ah Ren after about ten minutes: "It's okay, go and go back quickly, this passage can only be opened for 10 breaths, and opening this passage consumes mana, I can't hold it anymore!"

"Tell me the mantra!"

Ah Ren was angry when he saw the strange bird's pretending to be mysterious.

"It's useless to just say the formula, you can't open it, go quickly, the ten breaths are almost here, I can't stand it!" said the strange bird with an anxious face.

Ah Ren sat on the ground, looked at the strange bird coldly, and didn't say a word.

"Oh my God, what did I do in my last life to provoke such a freak as you, well, let me tell you, the mantra is "the fairy opens the door", and now you are satisfied?"

"What are you using so many gestures for, and what will happen after ten breaths?" asked Ah Ren with some confusion.

"Hehe, didn't I just recover a little bit of physical strength, in fact, there is no need to be so troublesome, you just need to read it according to the mantra I gave you, and this door will open automatically, don't be so troublesome, I just think it's fun, so tease you, hehe, doll, go quickly!"

The strange bird was recognized by Ah Ren on the spot, and his face was embarrassed, but it was good, but he didn't pretend to be. But it's also a coincidence, in front of this little ghost, he seems to have been deflated.

"Tease, tease, tease your sister, the bottle will be full of urine for you in a while, let you tease!"

Ah Ren is very disdainful of the strange bird's behavior, and he is still pretending to be like this, which is really speechless.